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My mother just got home with a shake weight.

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babujib
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not one, but two, im going to kill myself now.
May 17 2010 9:46PM
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soulskier
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good, she could use a little practice
the last handy was lacking
May 17 2010 9:47PM
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FBGM
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!
May 17 2010 9:47PM
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T.L.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
May 17 2010 9:47PM
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ROOS.
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SHE IS WORKING ON HER SKI POLING FORM
May 17 2010 9:47PM
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Brenone
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May 17 2010 9:48PM
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Proletariat.
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May 17 2010 9:49PM
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ROOS.
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as in the sex position/thing


just wanted to clarify
May 17 2010 9:49PM
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T-Holt
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I don't know why everyone's hating on the shakeweight. I use mine for like 10 minutes a day, and now I look like this:
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May 17 2010 10:05PM
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rickety_cricket
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At least she'll be able to jerk off a Rhino.........Twice.
May 18 2010 3:31AM
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EastCoast315
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hahaha
May 18 2010 6:25AM
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kootenayklaus
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run. fast.
May 18 2010 6:55AM
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*TURBONERD*
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threads like this remind me skiing isn't the only reason why i love ns.
May 18 2010 7:21AM
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Abc567def
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give it a week then try and arm wrestle her
May 18 2010 7:28AM
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Static
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give it a week and try a mother-son circle jerk
May 18 2010 7:54AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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your dad must have been complaining
May 18 2010 7:57AM
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TechnoPotamus
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additional generic "your mom should give me an hj" comment
May 18 2010 8:31AM
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Abc567def
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I dont' know how the whole circle part of that would work but ok...
May 18 2010 8:37AM
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Pmoore
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"yeah pinks in on it" someone needs to post the SNL skit about this commercial. I am at school so i cannot do it. But that is quite unfortunate for you that your mom came home with one.
May 18 2010 9:00AM
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Guck
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TWO*
May 18 2010 10:18AM
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no_steeze
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oh god they make them for men?!?!?
May 18 2010 10:25AM
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1337
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yea they do.




I just use my penis :|
May 18 2010 10:38AM
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spruitm
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what?  does it look like there would be a difference between a mens and womens version?  its a shaking  dumbbell
May 18 2010 11:20AM
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JimiC
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Made me Lawl :)
May 18 2010 11:20AM
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h_bar
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The last time I encountered a sight like this was when I went to my girlfriend. Not saying that your mom is working on her jacking skills, but there might be possibility shes having a hot date soon.
May 18 2010 11:43AM
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babujib
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thank you NS for saving my mothers dignity. i showed her this thread and she has decided to return them immediately... unfortunately, however, she also wants me to never go on NS again.
May 18 2010 12:21PM
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Mtougas
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Funniest invention ever.
May 18 2010 12:46PM
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SmokeyTheBear
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hahahaha you showed her this?
May 18 2010 12:46PM
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WikiWiki
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tell your mom TITS OR GTFO






jk

but seriously
May 18 2010 12:52PM
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no_steeze
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i guess i meant more that men actually use them?
May 18 2010 12:54PM
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DutchhGutss
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Do a real workout?
May 18 2010 1:09PM
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dompuch
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hahaha ^ sucks to be you
May 18 2010 1:23PM
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rickety_cricket
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Some one had to do it,
May 18 2010 3:57PM
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feddysteeze
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truly funny observation
May 18 2010 4:10PM
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theabortionator
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lol
May 18 2010 4:17PM
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geteducated
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"dynamic inertia"

snot shot out of my nose.
May 18 2010 4:20PM
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buchanan.
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hahahahahaha "in just six minutes a day, you'll be able to shake cum from a stone!"
May 18 2010 4:30PM
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neutralzombie
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you sound very intrigued
May 18 2010 4:33PM
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meth_time
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Aug 1 2010 5:02AM
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whegrodamus.
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this
Aug 1 2010 5:05AM
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remove
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"I'm gonna go up to Ski Patrol lodge, find a hot instructor, and wax his pole!"

"I hope she means she works in a ski shop and she is going to clean some ski poles."

"No i think she was reffering to fucking a guy."

for some reason this made me think of Hot Tub Time Machine


don't judge
Aug 1 2010 5:14AM
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meth_time
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Where did you here this?
And why are you posting it here?
Aug 1 2010 5:25AM
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canterbury
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Hot Tub Timemachine, and I can't believe that you showed your mother this thread OP, hahah
Aug 1 2010 7:12AM
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Parrish
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That movie was good but also bad at the same time.
Aug 1 2010 7:22AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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haahahha i almost spit on my computer
Aug 1 2010 7:29AM
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Parrish
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Aug 1 2010 7:36AM
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grilledsteezeyo
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haha goooood point
Aug 1 2010 11:36AM
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Bryan*
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is your mother hot?
Aug 1 2010 11:51AM
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NWise
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i got my own shake weight its a couple pounds and like 9 inches long, use it everynight
Aug 1 2010 1:16PM
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Milksteak
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Holy shit you're clever...
Aug 1 2010 1:18PM
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VCharette
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nice


...also anyone notice that when you use those shake weights it looks like you're jerking someone off, maybe your mom is getting practice to jerk someone off!
Aug 1 2010 1:47PM
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