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The "Oh Fuck Thread"

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Benson23
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Kind of self explanatory, create sentences that Oh Fuck is completely compatible with, here is my small list. Go!

10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the f*** are we?" ˆ Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK,   1963

AND ...  drum roll please ...

The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word .....

 

"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is gonna find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009


May 17 2010 9:21PM
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AviadIL
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May 19 2010 8:18PM
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MADDECENT
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aw fuck here comes summer NSG! - everybody?

Not related to this thread, just in general
May 19 2010 9:03PM
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MADDECENT
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i actually quite enjoy this thread, in fact
May 19 2010 9:03PM
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Benson23
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good to hear/Bump
May 19 2010 9:44PM
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WorthDaMoney
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'theory of fits' my ass! fucking improv - Tesla to Edison
May 19 2010 10:33PM
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finder_of_gnomes
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What the fuck happend?-George Bush 9/11
May 19 2010 10:57PM
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finder_of_gnomes
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I got another.

"How the fuck did you find me?"-Waldo Pgs. 2-89
May 19 2010 11:03PM
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ECB
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From the Lion King
Scar"Ah. so you haven't told them your little secret. Well, Simba, now's your chance to tell them. Tell them who is responsible for Mufasa's death."
Simba"Fuck"
May 20 2010 8:54AM
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brian_man24
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HARRY! Look what i got! Harry! Harr....oh f*ck. - Dick Cheney 06

I'm sick and tired of hearin about what a great f*cking hockey team the f*cking Soviets have. F*ck Em! - Herb Brooks 1980

May 20 2010 10:52AM
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.Natty.
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"where the FUCK is chris" -Indians from India in 1492

"Fuck this hiding spot!" -Saddam Hussein

May 20 2010 11:10AM
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MADDECENT
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your icon is FUCKING AMAZING!
May 20 2010 11:36AM
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riddsicle
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nobody will kill me, i'm Dumbledore for f**k's sake!- Dumbledore, Half-blood prince

f**k...- Harry Potter, Half-Blood Prince
May 20 2010 1:57PM
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skiierman
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"i don't fucking dope!" -floyd landis 2006

"ok, i fucking did." -floyd landis 2010
May 20 2010 2:40PM
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.travis.
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Hahahaha. This is awesome.

"Why the fuck did I just cut my ear off?" - Van Gogh

"Why the fuck did you just give me an ear?" - Rachel ( the whore he gave his ear to)

"Wait, this fucking music actually sounds good!? No fucking way!" -Beethoven

"Screw it, lets just make Bruce Willis a fucking ghost and end this shit." - M. Night Shyamalan

"There's no fucking way Rick would show people our sex tape" - Paris Hilton

"How the fuck do you get to Chads Gap?" -Creedman
May 20 2010 2:43PM
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kramerbradley35
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im not dying to kill fuckin voldemort-harry potter and the deathly hallows
May 20 2010 2:47PM
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CypressGrove
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"Ah Fuck..." -A-Rod, last night.
May 24 2010 10:03PM
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ThaLetterM.
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best
May 25 2010 5:39PM
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noname..
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soooo good!
May 25 2010 7:56PM
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pCletus
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where the fuck is my weed?

May 25 2010 8:07PM
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basedjase
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Fuck this shit! -Wall Street 1933/2009-current
May 25 2010 8:18PM
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p_n
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"knock knock.."
"who's there?"
"go fuck yourself." - tom hanks, catch me if you can
May 25 2010 8:47PM
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ThaLetterM.
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"fuck this shit!"-Thich Quang Duc

I want to see if anyone gets that one.
May 25 2010 11:31PM
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ECB
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"Fuck my ass"-Queer eye for the straight guy
Jun 8 2010 10:03AM
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Gameboy
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F*ck I can't see sh*t - Helen Keller
Jun 8 2010 12:18PM
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MatRich
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I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!: samuel L. Jackson
Jun 8 2010 12:43PM
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ECB
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"Fuck I lost my purity ring when I met ECB"

What Selena Gomez should be saying.......
Jun 8 2010 1:21PM
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IceCreamer
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"This fire is pretty fucking hot".- Thich Quang Duc
Jun 8 2010 3:56PM
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andrewmeehan
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that was fucked up
not cool man
Jun 8 2010 4:40PM
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technique.
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"I do not like them, Sam-I-Am,
I do not like that fucking ham" -Dr. Suess
Jun 8 2010 5:07PM
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Stickity
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that's not aids, just razor bumps
Jun 8 2010 5:08PM
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Darth_Veeder
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what the fuck you guys, quit trying to prove god -soren kirkegaard.

England, what the fuck are you doing? -william golding

Fuck you all! -nietzche

you're being fucking immoral-kant

get out of the fucking cave-plato




Jun 8 2010 5:14PM
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Hemulen.
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holy fuck look at the size of that spider! - male ginger from harry potter
Jun 8 2010 5:34PM
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dmc12380
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What the fuck - Rip Van Winkle post sleep
Jun 8 2010 6:26PM
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ThaLetterM.
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yeeeeeessssssss
Jun 8 2010 7:30PM
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RickAstley
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What the fuck my music video is the laughing stock of the entire internet? - Rick Astley
Jun 8 2010 7:45PM
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FBGM
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brandon i think you might have a problem
Jun 8 2010 8:50PM
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kronickrew
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Oh f**k I burnt my f**king ass on that f**cking candle - Jack
Jun 8 2010 8:56PM
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hauser
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They are stealing are fucking jobs- Hitler
Jun 8 2010 8:59PM
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.Ben
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holy shit was that for real?
Jun 8 2010 9:22PM
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.Ben
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^ i was trying to quote this
Jun 8 2010 9:26PM
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.Ben
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I was trying to quote a video someone posted on the previous page but for some reason it wont work
Jun 8 2010 9:29PM
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.Ben
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I was trying to quote a video someone posted on the previous page but for some reason it wont work
Jun 8 2010 9:30PM
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deleted5
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i like this post
Jun 8 2010 9:37PM
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Benson23
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holy multi post batman
Jun 8 2010 9:56PM
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Chompo.
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"why the fuck did Truman vote for isreal!"- barrack obama
Jun 8 2010 10:31PM
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ECB
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No, I'm just in LOVE with Selena Gomez.  If I could, I would marry her and move to a deserted island and never ski again or see my family or anything.  That's how much I lover her.


And to keep the thread going

"The Fuck is this white powder?" - Tom Brokaw's helpers checking his mail
Jun 8 2010 10:34PM
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nedward
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"Don't worry bitch! I'll fucking pull out!"-Your dad to your mom
Jun 8 2010 11:12PM
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1337
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"oh fuck" -Your dad to your mom moments later
Jun 8 2010 11:16PM
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ECB
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What you really meant was

"Shut the fuck this isn't rape because you're gonna like it!"
Jun 8 2010 11:17PM
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84891jnf92048
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"fuck segregation" -MLK
Jun 8 2010 11:49PM
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