Replying to Design me a topsheet

Yep. I suck at photoshop illustrator. Similar to the ON3P contest, the only difference is that this isnt necessarily the WORST topsheet, but the stupidest, funniest or most sexual one, and the prizes suck. Winner will get a snot encrusted saga facetube and a black or white jiberish sticker (can I do that lol... I'm not profiting haha)

Really there are no rules, just dont make it look like your standard topsheet. Its going to go on my new pro model, the sand vaginas.

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