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Goggle tan on my drivers license
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heheh its fucken cool
...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam
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i grew a mullet for my license :)
°SamDCaylor°
OOC Fo Lyfe, B-Town Represent, Bitches
www.poniverus.com
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Yeah, well...I have hair on my ass.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
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^ can you see that on your liscence picture?
'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
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my pic i look super stoned and they made me take my hat off..so i quick fix my long curly locks and still look like a stoner
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
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I forgot to change some stuff on my licence reapplication, so for the next 8 years my weight is off by at least 30lbs, height by at least 4 inches, and my hair color is still wrong. oops.
girl you know its true
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^haha I wonder what the cops will say.
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i look like a lesbian or a cross dresser in my picture. its halarious.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
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I know a girl who had just gotten married, and couldn't decide what to use as her last name (he maiden name, her husbands name, or have them both hyphenated, so she decided to put all three on various legal documents before she made the final decision. so she was driving late at night, and going about 30 km/h over the limit, and a cop pulls her over and asks for her liscence. after she gave it to him, he asks her what her name was. but the thing was, she couldn't remember what last name she'd put on her liscence, so she gave her first name, and said 'and the last name is either (maiden name), (husband's name) or (hyphenated names). the sop wasn't too impressed.
'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
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only 10 years til i get my license! im so excited!
mean people suck
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harsh^
...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam
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derek has a while too....hehe DUI's suck
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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome
time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas
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awesome
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skiing=radical
my drinking team has a skiing problem
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