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Gillette June 6th?

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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
Twelve, thirteen blades?
May 13 2010 4:22PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
im sorry, what?
May 13 2010 4:23PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,346
6 blades duhhh.
6/6/10
do you not see the correlation?
May 13 2010 4:24PM
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leahey
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^^Yeah that is what I'm thinking.
May 13 2010 4:25PM
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Travapple.
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oh fuck! that actually makes sense.
May 13 2010 4:25PM
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Joshua.
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Whatever it is it's gonna be comffyyyy
May 13 2010 4:26PM
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Big_Spence
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trust me, i've thought about this a lot.
honestly, what's stopping them from making more blades? why don't i come out with a 9 blade razor and make everything else obsolete for the next two years?
May 13 2010 4:27PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
genius!
May 13 2010 4:29PM
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philipc
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you wont
May 13 2010 4:32PM
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Big_Spence
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obviously i won't, but why doesn't gillette?
May 13 2010 4:33PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
so they can make more money?
May 13 2010 4:36PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14

what the fuck do you need a razor for? it looks like your balls havent even dropped yet

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May 13 2010 4:43PM
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zepscratch
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exactly. why dont computers come with 500 terabytes of hard drive space? because they dont have to
May 13 2010 4:43PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
BURNNNNNNNNN MUTTHHAAA FUCKKAAAAAAAAAAA
May 13 2010 4:49PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,346
shave my pubes.
your fiancee dislikes all that hair in her teeth.
she also claims that it's really uncomfortable rubbing against her asshole.
May 13 2010 4:59PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
sorry, she doesnt go for pre teen americunts.
May 13 2010 5:00PM
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Big_Spence
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that's really the best response you can formulate?
May 13 2010 5:01PM
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Peter.
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hahahaha i thought americunts was pretty funny
May 13 2010 5:02PM
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Click_Here
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i could have went real low and started talking about fucking your mother but.............
May 13 2010 5:02PM
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Big_Spence
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go for it.
you're the one who's going to get dirt all over your dick.
May 13 2010 5:03PM
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Click_Here
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hahah. is that the best respnose you can formulate, you non triforcing fuckwad
May 13 2010 5:05PM
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Big_Spence
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that was actually more insulting to myself.

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May 13 2010 5:07PM
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Big_Spence
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fuck.
inb4 the canadian dicklicker insults my triforcing skills.
May 13 2010 5:08PM
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Click_Here
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all aboard the failboat

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May 13 2010 5:09PM
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Big_Spence
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that should work.
May 13 2010 5:11PM
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Click_Here
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for someone who has built their own pc, you sure dont know how to work the intrawebs very well
May 13 2010 5:12PM
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Big_Spence
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sorry, i did ctrl+space instead of option+space.
May 13 2010 5:12PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14

to late, now you just look like a douchebag

May 13 2010 5:13PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,346
you're right, i just feel like a gigantic americunt douchenozzle right now.
May 13 2010 5:14PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
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/threadjack

May 13 2010 5:16PM
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.AR6rider.
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So...six blades, huh?
May 13 2010 5:18PM
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Big_Spence
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May 13 2010 5:20PM
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Click_Here
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i failed at a picture, whereas you fail at life.
May 13 2010 5:21PM
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Big_Spence
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you're really throwing out zingers today aren't ya?
May 13 2010 5:23PM
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prontocuts.com
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i hope its a blade that doesnt cut my foreskin


i mean
May 13 2010 5:25PM
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wisconsinsteeze
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lug
May 13 2010 5:33PM
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Phormat
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May 13 2010 5:39PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Gillette makes the worst razors I've ever used, the more blades they have the worse they are.  I'll stick to a 2-3 blade razor max.  I tried the 5 and it made my face look like ground beef.
May 13 2010 5:49PM
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muellerc
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honk if your horny
Jun 30 2010 11:06PM
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