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bfreeski
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man im stumped on what the fuck to do.... i need something good to get some ppl back for there shit this year, and well i this day only comes around once.... so if u got some good legal pranks, help me outtt
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Mar 30 2004 3:39PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
rape them and be like happy april fools day bitch
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

Mar 30 2004 4:05PM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
ask your parnets to have a meeting with you and tell them that you are gay.
the other day we tied a schools vacccume cleaner to the back of my friends car. it was helarouse. he drove off down a buisy street dragging it for a mile.
what
Mar 30 2004 7:27PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahaha^^^
my b-day is april fools
Mar 30 2004 7:48PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
That vaccuum thing sounds great.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Mar 30 2004 7:51PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I am working on making fake announcements that are read on the intercom and passed out in the AM, not sure what outrageous things to put in them though, any ideas?





-Lauren


THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!
Mar 30 2004 8:10PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
at my school you can get them to say anything, announce that some guy is looking for a male counterpart. and then have his phone number





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Mar 30 2004 8:12PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
im station manager of our morning announcments
-Ira
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Viva La Rèsistance
Mar 30 2004 8:15PM
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SkiCA
Posts: 247 - Karma: 33
ok this one is best for familly members...ok the night before make sure you have bacon for dinner (BLT's or something like that)Then make lunch for you sibling, or dad or someone, using the 'left over bacon' only instead of the left over bacon you get those dog treats that look like bacon (beggin strips) and use those instead!! it actually looks real! Its great, it worked on my dad last year
...JUST SKI...
Mar 30 2004 9:59PM
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jismontheslopes
Posts: 580 - Karma: 11
tell someone that your really close to that you got tested for hiv and it was positive.
Mar 30 2004 10:01PM
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_alli_
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another good one for family, at the table, act a little nervous and then say you have to tell them something, then say you're pregnant (helps if you can break down crying, and actually cry, not just pretentd, cause that'll ruin it.) for guys, tell them you got a girl pregnant.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 30 2004 10:01PM
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deathbystereo163
Posts: 486 - Karma: 10
alpril fools always passes and i never do anything funny, its dumb i should try somethin new this year
Mar 30 2004 10:03PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
put acid in your teachers coffee. And when shes trippin, be like you got punk'd beotch.




-Pat
Mar 30 2004 10:17PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
then cork her
Mar 30 2004 10:21PM
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mIxtress
Posts: 263 - Karma: 10
k for the announcements be like...confused about your sexuality? meet in ___teacher's room at lunch for an in depth discussion.
...taste the rainbow
Mar 30 2004 10:21PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
^we have a club called Gay-lesbian alliance. Whats the difference??? I;m sure other school have the same thing too.




-Pat
Mar 30 2004 10:31PM
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enick
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 26
yea, we have a ga-lesbian-bisex club at our school...u have no good ideas, but when i was little, my brother took some of that Nestle Quick chocolate powder, and put it on my toothbrush, and i cried, and he got grounded, it was great...



what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day...we're crashing all over the place, crashing all over the place...

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Mar 30 2004 11:16PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
release snakes or mice into the halls
...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam
Mar 30 2004 11:41PM
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dugganist
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
just blaze alot of weed. its just as good as all of that stuff combined
Mar 31 2004 11:14AM
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shibby
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cool i just remembered that its tomorrow scheming time
Mar 31 2004 11:15AM
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jfk
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
last year one kid at my school asked a teacher to marry him. he had like 5 people with a huge poster behind him saying marry me, some music and got on his knees and proposed ...
Mar 31 2004 1:12PM
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freeskiing04
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and what happened..?
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Mar 31 2004 1:27PM
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jfk
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
she locked herself in the teachers toilet and stayed in there for like 20 min because she thought the kid was serious ... it was pretty funny
Mar 31 2004 3:34PM
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marlin_102
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saran wrap over the toilet bowl is my favourite. but u gotta do a good job on it so it doesnt look like its there.


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'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik

-Ayrton
Mar 31 2004 5:19PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
haha P-JO...that made me laugh...u got punked beotch! lol
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Mar 31 2004 6:07PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Take a snickers bar into a bathroom stall and smush it and melt it in your hand so their is chocolate everywhere then reach under the stall with that hand and say' Hey buddy you got n e toilet paper over there i seem to be havin some trouble!




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Mar 31 2004 7:52PM
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Multipass
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If my daughter (assuming I had one) told me that she was pregnant. I would rip out her ovaries. Just like J Mo would.
'Wonder what it'd be like if it snowed in California!' - Jonny Moseley
Mar 31 2004 9:08PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
^dood thats gross.




-Pat
Mar 31 2004 10:09PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
aha, moseley. sometimes i just think to my self, what would jonny do?

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Mar 31 2004 10:38PM
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