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NS Challenge! Make This Sentence into Something Funny/Clever

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chames
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Some friends and I realized that the letters on a regional building can be removed and put back in different places. Awesome right? The only problem is we have yet to think of something clever enough to justify vandalizing this building. Help us out!

STATE OF ALASKA

FAIRBANKS REGIONAL

OFFICE BUILDING

May 11 2010 1:50AM
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lloyd_christmas
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bra off for tits
May 11 2010 2:26AM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,849

FOR ORAL
ASK GOD

May 11 2010 6:52AM
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amo
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NICE TITS
May 11 2010 7:02AM
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feihlination
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ding dong
tits
May 11 2010 7:44AM
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apcaipse
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FUCK GOD
May 11 2010 9:42AM
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Big_Spence
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this.
definitely will offend the most people.
May 11 2010 10:42AM
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pomme-de-terre
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SKANK ASS TITIES
SLUTS OF ALASKA
ALASKA SUCKS
SUCK DICK
FUBAR
FUCK TAINT
DINGLBERE
DICK STICK
BITTIE



My 105 honors English class helped. were going to do a free-write on it so ill get back to you in like eight minutes on any more. i think some of those might not work though.
May 11 2010 11:04AM
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Otter.
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Suck tits or suck dick
May 11 2010 11:10AM
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IRockLizzys
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State of Fail Regional Office Building

I Ate Balls Of A Rank Dong

I Like Face Railing Skanks (My personal favorite, I lol'd hard when I saw that it would come together)

Lick A Taint For A Bill
May 11 2010 12:02PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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Ass Fuck Fair
May 11 2010 12:05PM
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ImGoinSailin
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threads... and put pics up when you do it
May 11 2010 12:29PM
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SOLID7
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Remember to superglue the letters in their new position...
May 11 2010 12:32PM
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BrewskiJr
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win.


there is some quality stuff in here. Mythreads for when you post pics (which you better do)
May 11 2010 12:36PM
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1337
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this
pics
win
?????
lot of profit
May 11 2010 12:38PM
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chames
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You sir are a god. The third one is money, I'll post pictures when we do this
May 11 2010 2:46PM
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Spinoza
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please choose one of these and get pics asap
May 11 2010 2:50PM
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rexalicious.
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threads. hahha pleaseee put pics up
May 11 2010 3:02PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Rail tons of girls
May 11 2010 3:09PM
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MattWeiss
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hahaha shits great, threads for pics
May 11 2010 4:14PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
YES YES YES
and pictures
May 11 2010 4:37PM
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Mtougas
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Pics please. +++++karma

May 11 2010 5:37PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
superglue U CANT TAKE DIS OFF onto it
May 11 2010 5:59PM
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TheDude
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alaska is cold
May 11 2010 6:28PM
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Kirsakid
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piiiiiicccccsssss
May 11 2010 6:31PM
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PacificRimJob
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THREDIFIED!

Oh my god... i'm dying laughing and crying thinking of the possibilities!!!
May 11 2010 6:31PM
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jeremy.g
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yes haha. just like in captain underpants
May 11 2010 6:34PM
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.Natty.
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but stick boobs before it just for shits and giggles
May 11 2010 6:34PM
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Schlop
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FUCK GOD would be the most offending, but the others are pretty funny
May 11 2010 6:35PM
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.Natty.
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and also, dont do any of it for a while cause i feel like someone is gonna come up with something amazing at some point
May 11 2010 6:35PM
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.Natty.
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shit, sorry for all the posts but you could jsut put a new one up every week instead of supergluing them
May 11 2010 6:37PM
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PacificRimJob
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NI***RS SUCK (god that's horrible..)
KUNTBAG
NIKE AIR


May 11 2010 6:48PM
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FerrisBueller
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GOOD LUCK GETIN IT OFF

and super glue them on.
May 11 2010 7:01PM
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Newschool_Pope
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my favourite: FREE ANAL SLUTS IN ALASKA
May 11 2010 7:03PM
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Myfirstname.
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Any of these^^^^ Very creative haha.
May 11 2010 7:05PM
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YukonGraham
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K I don't know about anyone else but i think this is pure genius
May 11 2010 7:06PM
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pelle_munch
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threads. Post pics when done
May 11 2010 7:21PM
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Throwaway.closed
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hahah asome of those are soo good
May 11 2010 7:28PM
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.Max.
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threads.
May 11 2010 7:36PM
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vermontsteez
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HAHA this is so genius .. i need to find a sign like this.
May 11 2010 7:41PM
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yuck
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http://www.angelfire.com/biz/WLAW/anagram.html

type it in there and im sure you will get something interesting
May 11 2010 8:18PM
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twoplankerbean
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I CLUB SEALS

or

GO CLUB SEALS

May 11 2010 8:44PM
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FROSTWEAR
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^^^ doesnt work, its too long
May 11 2010 8:47PM
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FROSTWEAR
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this doesnt work i mean
May 11 2010 8:47PM
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Legion
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my threads for epicness.
May 11 2010 8:55PM
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SneakyTurtle
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GO RAIL A FAT KOALA
May 11 2010 9:42PM
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Bryan*
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Koalas Eat Fats
May 11 2010 9:54PM
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FerrisBueller
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and.....thats what she said.
May 11 2010 10:32PM
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IRockLizzys
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I had one while traveling through Munising in the UP of Michigan. The sign said "Stay in Munisings Nicest Rooms." All it took was to switch the I and the N in nicest to turn it into "Stay in Munising's Incest Rooms." It was pretty epic...
May 11 2010 10:55PM
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84891jnf92048
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Barf gel ink no sir
May 11 2010 11:08PM
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blong131
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its been a while since ive laughed this hard at a thread
May 11 2010 11:13PM
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