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By: Crystal Allen (0)
January 21, 2010
I bought these skis because I recently purchased a used Subaru that came equipped with an empty ski rack. I didn’t want to look like a poser to other drivers and am no good with tools, so I invested in these babies. Life changing. As soon as I started driving around with these expertly designed sticks strapped to my hood, I began noticing jealous salivating stares from raccoon tanned men. The next thing that started happening blew my mind. These men were following me like paparazzi flies on Britney Spears dookie. Anytime I pull over I get a barrage of would be boyfriends asking for my phone number and wondering if I wanted to meet them at (Insert ski bar name, i.e. Mollies, Tram Club, etc) later. Needless to say, my social/love life is thriving. There isn’t a night that passes lonely, I’ve canceled my eHarmony and match.com subscriptions and I’m planning to use the money for ski bunny style clothing and accessories. I recommend these skis to all my single girlfriends Subaru or no. Get that Yakima rack, get these skis, and get the guy of your dreams. My friend Kristy did it and she’s already been proposed to…TWICE.
Just reefed a bowl and thought this was entertaining