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You are going to Fail.

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theline
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We've all taken tests where we know before hand that there is no way you'll pass. Maybe you never showed up to class, maybe you just didn't read the material. The point is that you know you're going to fail. At this point it is your responsibility to at least make the test entertaining. You still fail, but at least you get to fuck with the teacher.
Some Examples:
-Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
-Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
-Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
-Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
-Masturbate.
-From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
-Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
-Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
-Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

Alright, now who has some other good ideas?
May 9 2010 12:57PM
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jimmer
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can't think of any, but this thread reminded me of this video

May 9 2010 1:00PM
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blindside
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I thought this was going to be a thread about robot unicorn attack, I am disappoint.
May 9 2010 1:02PM
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amo
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haha that is quite tricky
May 9 2010 1:08PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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hahaha thats epic
May 9 2010 1:13PM
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theline
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hahah that's genius
May 9 2010 1:17PM
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no_steeze
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repost n00b

http://chainletters.net/chainletters/71-things-to-do-on-an-exam-you-know-youre-going-to-fail/
May 9 2010 1:37PM
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Kirsakid
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that person is a genius
May 9 2010 1:39PM
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Gnarshred
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The original and best:

May 9 2010 1:48PM
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jimmer
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yes! that was significantly better haha.
May 9 2010 1:53PM
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musick13
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What you do is buy a rip-off suit, a Superman costume, some boxy thick-rimmed glasses, and some hair gel. Put the superman costume underneath the rip-off suit, gel your hair comb-over style, and wear the glasses. Walk in to the exam and sit someplace everyone can see you, but far enough away from the teacher that it is impossible for him or her to intervene. Have a friend call you, on your cell phone in the middle of the exam, take off your glasses and exclaim loudly, "What! I'm on my way!!!" Then rip off the suit, revealing the Superman costume, and hum the Superman theme loudly on your way out of the room. At the last second go "Up, up, and AWAAYY!" and jump face first through the doors, superman style.
May 9 2010 2:08PM
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theline
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this
May 9 2010 3:24PM
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An10a_Eng
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yes, this.
May 9 2010 4:24PM
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theline
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superman bump
May 10 2010 7:57AM
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BenWhit
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my buddy drew a flower for an AP Government Exam essay, like the one that Collegeboard grades. another drew hangman with the words "prom night dumpster baby" without vowels and drew a dumpster and baby
May 10 2010 12:02PM
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ECB
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On an AP exam once, I drew a treasure map, where will the pirates attack next, and drew america and africa, and put one different answer in each one.  Then for another question I wrote an essay about why I didn't know the correct answer, mainly pointing out that my teacher wasn't qualified for his position, he didnt even have a degree in what he was teaching etc...Then on another question I wrote a list of 100 things I would rather be doing than the test.  Then on the next question I wrote an essay on my life (and I exaggerated, obviously) Then on another question I drew a picture of everything my teacher taught us instead of the material (he was a huge yankee fan, loved wu-tang, was jewish therefore we learned about each jewish holiday, disney movies, new york giants, mr. t, among various other things).  All in all, I wound up getting a 3 on the exam.  I must have had a grader that was having a shitty day, probably got raped before worked, saw my exam, busted out laughing, and gave me enough for me to get college credit (I had included in my essay I needed a 3 for credit).  So, in conclusion, if you think you can't pass, write about why you can't pass.
May 10 2010 12:57PM
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theline
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you're a champ
May 10 2010 3:09PM
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