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I'm going to laugh!
AHAHAHAHAH!
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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
my brother did the most embarsing thing ever yesrterday, could hav sworn he was from US because this guy was like 'I'm from toronto' and my brother asked him If he new Mikey?
damn commies...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------WINTERisLIFE on AOL http://www.cobaincase.com/ LIVE FAST DIE PRETTY., 'I play Russian roulette every day, a man's sport, with a bullet called life'-SOAD 'i tried em once..felt gay.' -NS.com member on skiboards
AHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAA THAT WAS GREAT!!!
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Me not like pro basketball, cause me short and they all tall. baseball slow like forest gump, except when robbie spits on ump. wrestlemania not that great. Me like to see hulk hogan skate. TV soccer not that hot. u play that and u get shot.
Actually, that's true. There always is a chance that the person will know them. For example, I was down in the states, and when this guy found out that I was from Vancouver he was like, 'Nice. Do you know this guy named Colin? He's Six three and a hockey player? He's dating a girl named Steph??' My reply was: 'That's my cousin!!!!' It was cool, yet very weird.
(Three years later, and Colin and Steph are married.)
'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
its really screw up the us just uses other countries for their own national self interest, i think im gona write a book on it, the us only cares about its self i think that is fucked up, whata bout you kids
*JaSoN*
thats a chillin map, takes a big long rant and breaks it down into a nice picture
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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
That shit is dam funny. And scary.
~~~Dope Degenerate Donationg Dude~~~
Marge: Homer, stop picking at it.
Homer (with donut head): Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty. Well, time to go to work.
Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside]
Wiggum: Don't worry, boys. He's gotta come outta there sometime.
AppSkier? what are you talking about?? No offense, but you need to take a good solid geography course. Africa and South America are labeled as 'here be dragons'. And that is crazy funny, and true.
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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~
~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
its even worse because to some americans, thats how they see the world
homophobia is gay
otto: there called fingers, but have u ever seen them fing. o wait, here they go
last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart
-ski2824 on shrooms
Read from bottom to top. I quite like it!!!
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Message to: TripleSevenSkier
Message from: Faoda
Date Sent: 2002-05-19 18:14:03
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Message to: Faoda
Message from: TripleSevenSkier
Date Sent: 2002-05-19 18:13:22
what state???
Message to: TripleSevenSkier (read)
Message from: Faoda
Date Sent: 2002-05-19 18:11:44
The town, not the country.
Message to: TripleSevenSkier (read)
Message from: Faoda
Date Sent: 2002-05-19 18:11:17
Canada
Message to: Faoda
Message from: TripleSevenSkier
Date Sent: 2002-05-19 18:10:31
hey...where are you from????
That's so funny!!! 'The town, not the country' and 'What state??' lol!!! Great stuff!
Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
i am so happy that australia got on the map, just another nail in he coffin of NZ international recognition. joking!!
~Get a haircut and get a real job~
Proud member of the AAA
(Anyone Against Arseholes)
Commies live in dragon land too! Everyone knows that!!!
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Ham: 'So...this is that 'fire' I've heard so much about. I never thought it could be so beautiful...'
Noo!! We are our own country!! Not mini America... No..
Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'