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What Have You Invented?

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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
I was chattin with some homz and remembering all the amazing things we wanted to invent and how we should be millionaires by age 20:

-Bite Size Pop Tarts

-Gatorade Flavored ChapStick

-Hovershoes

Here is the Invent Help number: 1-800-236-7211

What cool things have you inventedGO!
May 5 2010 12:52AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
In that case I invented a sport called Tsunami Ball where you go into a racquetball court but instead of playing racquetball you just wail on the ball as hard as you can in any direction and the first one to get hit loses.
May 6 2010 5:29AM
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Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
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May 6 2010 5:41AM
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gunstalk
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
take an adderall and  a few percocet's, crush em' up, and blow it....i call it the suburban speedball
May 6 2010 6:06AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
Anal bum covers. Sean Connery was a fan of my idea
May 6 2010 7:21AM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
i invented underwear that ALSO has a flap on the ass to wear in combination with ass flapped pantoles so you can properly get your deuce on.
May 6 2010 8:12AM
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802amplitude
Posts: 491 - Karma: 46
afterbang
May 6 2010 11:46AM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
i invented the term "gnarnia"
May 6 2010 12:32PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
oh ok never mind then
May 7 2010 1:40PM
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Been.stick
Posts: 436 - Karma: 491
guys i swear i invented this thing where everyone in the world can go on their computers and share ideas and other cool stuff. its really new and very inventive. i call it the internet

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May 7 2010 2:09PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
burger dogs. hamburger meat in a hot dog form, so you can eat it faster and its better than fucking hot dogs
May 17 2010 10:00PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
Automatic Flyswatter
May 17 2010 10:06PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21


but me and my brother invented this sport which stakes a lacrosse stick next to a tennis racket, and the game is football and hockey rules combined. I can't remember exactly how it went, but it was intense.
May 17 2010 10:12PM
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.Jack_S.
Posts: 406 - Karma: 207
ha this is the first idea that is really legit, good thinking
May 17 2010 10:18PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,635
Laptop with a touch screen and no mouse. That is what I want to invent.
May 17 2010 10:26PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Me and my friend came up with these:

way to cure aids

end global warming
May 17 2010 10:39PM
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ChaseB
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
haha italian job!
May 17 2010 10:49PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
heated pole grips

heated safety bars on chairlifts, so when you get cold hands on the lift, just grab the bar
May 17 2010 10:58PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
my friends grandfather invented velcro
May 17 2010 11:02PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1449 - Karma: 1,186
LOL
May 17 2010 11:13PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
hahaha thanks for making my day better
May 17 2010 11:18PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
yeah this whole tritone death chord is confusing me. if you have 6 tritone pairs you have 12 keys which would be every key. you are not being very clear, please explain
May 17 2010 11:23PM
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blong131
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May 17 2010 11:37PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
carbonated liquor, because nothing sucks worse than pouring two shots of whiskey into your coke and then watching it go flat in a matter of seconds. Carbonation removes this problem, and your coke stays fresher than ever

look out for my shit in stores in late may
May 17 2010 11:38PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
worst idea ever, carbonation is bad for you, why would you want more of something your body exhales... drink whiskey on the rocks like a man, and if i see it in stores in a few weeks i will consider you unwise in investment choices
May 18 2010 12:00AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
brother they used to make bite sized pop tarts, me and my friends used to eat that shit all the time at soccer practice. they were fucking great too from what i remember


but gatorade flavored chapstick?? you were in the fucking zone when you thought of that
May 18 2010 12:49AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
cook up some hashbrowns, maybe some veg, some bacon

crack three eggs in that pan, scramble them while they cook

eggs on hash, basic, delicious
May 18 2010 1:02AM
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iggyskier
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May 18 2010 3:07AM
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Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
This, or how bout skis that can change flex like how you can alter the stiffness of suspension on some bikes
May 18 2010 3:56AM
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Laurent.
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Already sort off exists with the Vokl Tigershark with powerswitch, it allowes you to alter the flex of the ski using a knob on the tail. Now they only need to make it in twintip form.

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May 18 2010 4:24AM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
well what is it lol
May 18 2010 4:26AM
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-Alpha2-
Posts: 355 - Karma: 96

i invented it, by it i mean everything

May 18 2010 9:46AM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
WIN!
May 18 2010 10:17AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
so youre god?? jesus? you returned!! you are here to bring us the word...
May 18 2010 2:47PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Its called a tablet and its been around for years and the whole world just gargled steve jobs dick when he made one a few months ago.
May 18 2010 3:02PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
no way
May 18 2010 3:40PM
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k-dizzle
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
yes
May 18 2010 10:03PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
lets say you cluster the tritones in a diattonic way, keeping in mind we keep this in the phrygian mode just to fuck with people. then we layer homologous augmented fourths over it all, and some diminished sevenths. then you play a dissonant melody (in the phrygian mode WITHOUT and augmented or diminished notes)with a simple, consistant rhythm and a countermelody where all the tones are exactly off beat but still consistant and raise each tone a third above.


no big deal, im pretty much baytoven. and moat's art.
May 18 2010 10:09PM
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panojibber
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You win. But why wouldn't you put it in two different time signatures? I mean, you could have the rhythm in 7/8 for example, and the countermelody in 3/8. Would be really awkward, not to mention that you could use triplet sixteenths in the 3/8. And you could even put it in different tempos! Wouldn't want to have to listen to that. But if you were going to all that effort you might as well throw a couple forks in a piano and make it a John Cage sonata.

I would say you're more of a Chai Covsky... Too non-linear for moat's art. Baytoven might be accurate though.
May 18 2010 10:17PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
that really gets your vote for worst idea ever? I'm deeply insulted

and most of the time i do drink whiskey straight, but on the occasion that i desire a mixed drink, flat coke pisses me off
May 19 2010 1:28AM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
I invented Top Ramen Delight*. Not so much an invention as it is a recipe.

First, sautee some chicken (or beef, or shrimp, or tuna fish if you're broke) peppers (green and red bell peppers are my fav), snap peas, mushrooms, whatever you like, with olive oil and a good teriyaki sauce.

Next, cook up some oriental top ramen, as directed on package. Drain all broth.

Stir the meat and veggies in with the ramen.

Have two or three scrambled eggs waiting for you in a bowl (not yet cooked). Pour them over your concoction, and stir it really, really well.

Cook that up nicely until the its not runny from the eggs. Add more teriyaki sauce and Tapatio to flavor. SOOOOOO GOOD!


*poor man's pad thai.


May 19 2010 2:14AM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
i was gonna say grape ice cream.. but damn.. you win
May 19 2010 2:51AM
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clandemush
Posts: 589 - Karma: 53
yo hook me up.
May 19 2010 2:56AM
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feihlination
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i hope you guys are kidding about these names, otherwise its just horrible
May 19 2010 5:55AM
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zagfan5
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May 19 2010 6:17AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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May 19 2010 6:31AM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
Im fixing up my wallet right now.

I'm sewing the "bill pocket" into two parts: one for folded up bills, and one side equipped with magnets that can hold change and make sure it doesn't fall out (this is a reoccurring problem for me). I will call it: Wallet X: Prestige Edition.
May 23 2010 11:13PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93

Mac'n steeze: best recipe ever


first, cook up some of your Kraft Dinner, pick your favourite kind. i recommend just going with the OG original style. when done cooking, let chill until room temperature.


Heres where it gets complicated, FOLLOW CLOSELY:

go outside, pour it all over your jump or rail landings. add afterbang to taste.


now when you wipe out badly, you wont just eat shit. you'll eat TASTY shit.

May 24 2010 1:08AM
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Doug.
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 457

They Invented the nest best thing

May 24 2010 1:28AM
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p.jones
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hahahahhahahah i dont know why thats so funny but it is

also when i was like 5 i invented the "actual cutter" where you put a knife in between the pointy things of a fork and move it up and down... i dont know why but i just called it the actual cutter
May 24 2010 1:36AM
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