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how to ask a girl to prom?

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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
well, i guess i have narrowed down my search and found a chick to ask to prom. now comes the creative way as to how to ask her. there is always just the blant way and just ask her, but you guys have any creative ways to ask her by this weekend?
Mar 28 2004 9:29PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Stick a note asking her in her vagina. When she finds it, she'll be pleasantly surprised.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
Mar 28 2004 9:30PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
whatever you do, make sure you ask er in person, it'll make it harder for her to turn you down, trust me... lates-Tamara luvs skiing
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Mar 28 2004 9:31PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
kill her family and put it on their tombstones
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Mar 28 2004 9:31PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
why do you need a creative way of asking her? I mean it's not like you're proposing or anything. I'm not saying its a bad idea, it could actually be pretty sweet, it just seems like it's not that big of a deal, just go up to her and ask her.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 28 2004 9:33PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
just be blunt.....''so you wanna go to prom with me or what?'' if she doesn't want to then it doesn't matter how creative you get so you might as well just go the simple route. but don't take my advice the only date i ever got to prom was a sympathy date from a friend



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Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Mar 28 2004 9:33PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
tie a not to a dog's tail,and send the dog over to her bedroom
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Fuck it.I'm bored
Mar 28 2004 9:34PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
i meant note
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Mar 28 2004 9:34PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,144
You're kidding, right?? What do you need, a fucking manual? You speak English, clearly. And yet you don't know how to ask a question? This seems a bit ridiculous.


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Mar 28 2004 9:44PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
alright i guess your right, thats all i was gonna do, got a little bored so i posted this topic, basically just thought i would hear some funny stories from your guys ideas
Mar 28 2004 9:46PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
funny story.....i was hiking with one of my friends one time and stumbled upon a open area that had hundreds of rocks arranged to spell out ''so&so will you do the honor of being my date to the senior prom?'' it must have taken this kid hours to lay all these rocks out. he probably got denied too. don't be that guy



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Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Mar 28 2004 9:48PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
just dont ask, you cant fail if you dont try
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Mar 28 2004 9:50PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
^awww thats sad, but really funny at the same time. musta been awkward as hell for the poor girl if she rejected him, i mean damn, talk about pressure.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 28 2004 9:50PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
here are some quotes to live by
Trying is the first step to failure
Trying leads to STD's
Whatever you ask, always start the sentence off with 'yo bitch'


we shall call him gmlr
Mar 28 2004 10:03PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
just ask her man


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 28 2004 10:03PM
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fergie
Posts: 137 - Karma: 11
this is soo fuckin lame
Mar 28 2004 10:05PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ure mother is so fucking lame.


we shall call him gmlr
Mar 28 2004 10:06PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yo bitch, make me a sandwich
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Mar 28 2004 10:17PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
^now ure learning.


we shall call him gmlr
Mar 28 2004 10:18PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
'Hi 'insert name here', would you like to go to prom with me'.

Or, alternatively: 'Yo biatch, I needs you to suck my cack at tha afterparty, so you might as well be my prom date'.

You pick.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 28 2004 10:19PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
jib_this, we have discussed this. its Yo Bitch, not yo biatch. We are not black.


we shall call him gmlr
Mar 28 2004 10:23PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
OH burn
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Mar 28 2004 10:26PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 134
just be like, 'hey, go to prom with me. if you dont say yes, ill make you come anywyas'
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Mar 28 2004 10:26PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
write it in marker on the top of ur dick..make her look at it...who knows she might say yes and youll get a bj out of it too
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Mar 28 2004 10:29PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
petek is correct ladies and gentlemen. We are not black. But it doesn't stop me from trying by substituting 'biatch' for 'bitch' whenever it's possible.

On another more interesting note, isn't it great to see people use language to stereotype people? I think it's as fantastic as sarcasm.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 28 2004 10:32PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
No. I understand what he is talking about. In my high school you are expected to 'ask' in a really creative way> if you dont you look cheap and for a dance that is as formal like Prom, it is only more that way. My suggestion (what I did for my gf for our prom) was to put like 5 bucks in pennies (you can get them at the bank in rolls) in the bottom of a vase and then put like a dozen or two roses on top of that. On one of the roses put a note that says 'it only makes cents for me to ask you to prom' and then put your name cut up a piece of paper into like a puzzle and put the pieces down in the pennies so she has to work on it to figure out who it is. I know that it is corny and everything, but the chicks really like the thought. After that you are like guaranteed action! Unless you are stupid and screw it up somehow.
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Mar 28 2004 10:44PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
just give her a vase filled with screws and a lil note asking 'to screw you after the prom'
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
Mar 28 2004 10:47PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
screw you. I was just trying to help out.
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Mar 28 2004 10:57PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
easy killer...take a joke
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
Mar 28 2004 10:58PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Best thread ever, in the area of hilariousness.




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Mar 28 2004 11:02PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
asking girls in my school is basically finding someone you havent fucked already
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
Mar 28 2004 11:06PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
sorry if I was oversensitive, I need to get some sleep.
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Mar 28 2004 11:06PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
youre forgiven my son...but sarcasm does not translate well via internet
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
Mar 28 2004 11:08PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I don't get it. If she's your gf then wouldn't it be a given that you're going to prom together? I think the best way is to get someone to ask for you. You can never go wrong with that.

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Mar 28 2004 11:27PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
i know it's a lil late in the thread but hows this petek:
'yo bitch, this is gon' get a litlle weird but im gonna need two dragons'


Mar 28 2004 11:33PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
ask her on the internet. Way easier than in person.


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Mar 28 2004 11:47PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
i really like blunt men who get to the point, but thats just me
i would just go up and ask



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Girls of NS represent
busted knees 4 LIFE
Mar 28 2004 11:53PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^would you go to prom with me?
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
Mar 28 2004 11:56PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
^ see now thats skill
good job man
why not?



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Girls of NS represent
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Mar 28 2004 11:57PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
awesome...if i did go to the prom i'd make sure everyone knew my date was found on the internet
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
Mar 28 2004 11:58PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
hahha classy



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Girls of NS represent
busted knees 4 LIFE
Mar 28 2004 11:59PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
if you ask her in person, give her flowers too. she'll like them (unless she's allergic)

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Mar 29 2004 12:02AM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
or unless she just hates flowers.......never know
flowers are like giving a girl vaginas
thats what they truely are
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Mar 29 2004 12:03AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
i dunno, i'd like flowers, unless it was somebody i really didn't like.

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Mar 29 2004 12:06AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
We're talking prom date, not wedding. Flowers are COMPLETELY unnecessary.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 29 2004 12:23AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
^what about a 5th of jack?


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Mar 29 2004 12:54AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
A 5th of Jack is a welcome addition to any invitation.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 29 2004 12:59AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
especially a wedding
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
Mar 29 2004 1:00AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
No, you'd need a 26er for that. You don't wanna remember the day you ruin your life in exchange for a nagging bitch.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 29 2004 1:01AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
my brother seriously bought his gf a half gallon of rum for prom. it was hilarious.


°SamDCaylor°

OOC Fo Lyfe, B-Town Represent, Bitches

www.poniverus.com
Mar 29 2004 1:02AM
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joei
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JP: Will you go to the prom with me?
Girl: NO
JP: ok

see? not that hard!!! if jp can do it, you can!
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version 1.1 represent
Mar 29 2004 1:20AM
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