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My goddam dog

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Click_Here
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ate 3 pairs of my fiances underwear last night and shit them out in her cage this morning. pics or it didnt happen? i dont think you want to see that, and my pile of puke beside the cage. stupid boxer

[IMG]best-dog-photos.com/images/Boxer-Puppy_Picture.jpg[/IMG]

May 3 2010 6:36PM
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Milksteak
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It didn't work; this sounds hilarious.
May 3 2010 6:39PM
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SeanTom
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that sucks, mines gone through more pairs of shoes than i can think of. and has shit on my bedroom rug
May 3 2010 6:40PM
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FerrisBueller
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here is the pic he has listed.

[img]best-dog-photos.com/images/Boxer-Puppy_Picture.jpg[/img]
May 3 2010 6:41PM
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FerrisBueller
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wtf?
May 3 2010 6:41PM
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FBGM
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hahaha ewwwwww
May 3 2010 6:41PM
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May 3 2010 7:11PM
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.AR6rider.
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It works if you click
May 3 2010 7:13PM
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.daringharry
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it's fake lololol
May 3 2010 7:19PM
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6God
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Lmao wow that sucks, I feel sorry for whoever had to clean that up (you i'm guessing)
May 3 2010 7:44PM
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yeah it was me who had to clean it up. its a plastic cage with small round holes in it. i keep it in my spare bedroom during the day. i guess she was pushing pretty hard because shit sprayed out of the holes and onto the walls. it was weird cause i didnt smell it as soon as i came home, it hit me when i was halfway up the stairs. it smelled like the stinkiiest shit i have ever taken went sour. whats fucked up though is that the underware are still intact. she shit out 3 whole thongs, they werent even chewed up
May 3 2010 10:01PM
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Korbit
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i have a boxer as well....i just got done cleaning up a scrubby from the shower and a bottle of toothpaste, last week it was a bottle of clearasil.....what an idiot haha
May 3 2010 10:34PM
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1337
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+vibes dude
May 3 2010 10:41PM
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KC_Hoffwoman
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hahahahahahahahaha
May 3 2010 10:46PM
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skiskate
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The other night I stumbled home drunk and was walking up the stairs, felt something soft on the stairs and thought it was a toy. It was really dark too so i couldnt see, i tried to push it outta the way and felt it smear. Intantly knew it wasnt gonna be good. I had just stepped in the biggest pile of dog puke i have ever seen. regardless i was too drunk for that and dealt with it in the morning...

But just wash those thongs theyll be good hahah
May 3 2010 10:54PM
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.daringharry
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how does anybody not see right through this thread????
just look at the fucking link
May 4 2010 6:13PM
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Jordan
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I think the issue here is, you have a fiance...?

I thought you were 12?




May 4 2010 6:16PM
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Abc567def
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maybe he is french?

but yea kinda calling BS
May 4 2010 6:18PM
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no sir, im 23 years old. me and her bought a house last summer, i proposed on christmas and the wedding day is august 28. as for the picture, thats just what my dog looks like, its not her.

update, today i got home and she puked up a sock. i will never buy another boxer as long as i live. and if anyone care im getting a bull x english mastiff puppy in 5 weeks. does anyone know how they will reract through one another.

p.s i aint no fucking frnechman

May 4 2010 10:14PM
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Click_Here
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holy fuck i need to learn how to spell
May 4 2010 10:15PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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All I can say is that I think that new dog will end up being fucking massive.
May 4 2010 10:18PM
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Shreddysaurus
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If my dog ate anything of mine i would kick it in the head
May 4 2010 10:19PM
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geteducated
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thats what you get for having a dumb looking dog.
May 4 2010 10:19PM
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MCNUGGETS
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not cool man. unless its a small dog
May 4 2010 10:20PM
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.jesus.
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yes but it's ok most 12 year old's can't spell that great any way
May 4 2010 10:21PM
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Shreddysaurus
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No cause you can kick a big dog in the head and it will be alrite. if i kicked a little dog in the head it would prolly pop off
May 4 2010 10:22PM
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Click_Here
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the mother is the bull, shes 115lbs and the dad is the english, hes 145, the puppys came 2 weeks ago, 2 of them are blue

May 4 2010 10:24PM
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5teve.
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the pics dont work for me....
May 4 2010 10:24PM
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Click_Here
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i read the noob guide to ns on how to upload photos. this is the bitch that eats underwear

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May 5 2010 10:40PM
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karmagod
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That's how you give your girlfriend a yeast infection dude...
May 5 2010 10:42PM
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