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Funny near death experiences

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kietzmann4g
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10

so u know those situations that seemed pretty scary at the time and now u can laugh at?

well i was recently charged by a 2000 lb bull and it was scary...i got away but it basicly made me shat my pants but now its pretty funny to talk about

i wanna hear some other situations like that

May 3 2010 4:41PM
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bighit
Posts: 1178 - Karma: 33
I drive my car in Colorado. Everyday i almost die but when i don't its funny to talk about how shitty CO drivers are.
May 3 2010 5:03PM
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kietzmann4g
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
cool story hansel
May 3 2010 5:08PM
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p.jones
Posts: 614 - Karma: 16
way to kill your own thread.....
May 3 2010 5:12PM
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Ipwnfa-gotn00bz
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Pwnd.
May 3 2010 5:14PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
the other day i was cooking on a propane bbq. took me forever to get it lit cause it was acting up. once i finally did, it sounded very odd. i inspect it for a while, then look underneith. the hose underneith that connects to the propane tank was on fire. the fire was like 3 inches away from the nozzle of the tank.

i'm sure there are safety features on the tank that wouldnt let it blow, but scary as shit at the time. i just turned it off and ran away.
May 3 2010 5:14PM
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superpoluha
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i really hope it just dies after this post, the OP is retarded
May 3 2010 5:15PM
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theabortionator
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^ I can't help. It's immoral to about people over the age of 5
May 3 2010 5:42PM
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hellomynameisjef
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fuck that, i about people of any age.
May 3 2010 6:04PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
eh...
May 3 2010 6:17PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13082 - Karma: 18,715
gold, you have proven to be a dick
May 3 2010 6:19PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
everytime i go driving with my brother

and one time i almost got ran over by a tracktor
May 3 2010 6:30PM
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CoolioDude
Posts: 907 - Karma: 57

my brother almost killed me too

To get you a sense of the landscape of my yard, there are boulders all over my yard. I dont know why. Well my brother was driving the lawn mower around and towing me in the trailer. Well all of a sudden that son-of-a-bitch crashes into one of these boulders. I jumped out thinking it was gunna blow up, but it didnt. (I was 8, he was 7)

May 3 2010 6:46PM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
One time I almost clicked the searchbar... it was fucking scary but im ok now
May 3 2010 6:48PM
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katie.
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bodysurfing on some legit waves in lake huron (hey there were like a good 6 feet...thats big for a lake) on a stormy day a few summers ago. theres lots of boulders and a rogue wave flipped me and smashed my face into a boulder...fcked up the nose and lots of blood. could have drowned (concussion..worse) but alas i lived to tell the tale.
May 3 2010 7:10PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Walking around with some friends, absolutely hammered. Decided to climb up onto some school portable roof to bong sesh, there was a gap between two portables that I noticed and jumped on the way to bong seshing, but I didn't notice it on the way back, stepped right in and my backpack managed to keep me from falling 15-20 feet onto gravel. LEGIT.
May 3 2010 7:18PM
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zerospinskier
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My friend lost control of his SUV on the way to Baker. I was in the passenger seat. We ended up rolling and the car came to a stop about 80ft before a bridge. We were both unharmed. Not really funny, but it was a crazy experience.
May 3 2010 7:22PM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha holy shit.  How did you get your backpack unhooked/get down?
May 3 2010 7:26PM
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