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So its my prom tonight.....

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BravoWhiskey5280
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And I have mono. I know most people here on NS think prom is gay but I asked my date 4 weeks ago when I didn't have mono. Im still going to go because Ive paid for everything but it sucks because I cant get any nookie nawhatimean. Plus i dunno how im going to make it through the night with out falling asleep. Any suggestions on how to stay awake?? 5 hour energy's maybe? Ive never had one before so I dunno if it'll work.
May 1 2010 2:36PM
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highindasky55
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PCP
May 1 2010 2:41PM
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Balto
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talk to iFail, he has some experience with coke ;)
May 1 2010 2:41PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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hmm I dont think I want to do any narcotics for my first time tonight.
May 1 2010 2:45PM
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Balto
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dont be a pussy
May 1 2010 2:50PM
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theabortionator
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Meth yo
May 1 2010 2:56PM
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Mr.Panda
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What this man said.

Crack is an option as well as PCP. Hell, mix cocaine and PCP and you could probably kill God.
May 1 2010 2:57PM
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theabortionator
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Mono makes you dick shrink.
May 1 2010 2:58PM
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zerospinskier
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I'm sure everyone there will appreciate you spreading your mono around everywhere
May 1 2010 3:02PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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hey thanks for the help!!!
May 1 2010 3:04PM
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49566738265
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Just make sure your date understands that she cannot receive any acts of foreplay unless she wants to risk getting mono as well. Your going to have to stick to receiving oral sex and doggy style. Sorry man.





On a more serious note, my little brother just went to prom last week and his best friends dad died at about 2 AM. Ruined there night, and I felt terrible for all of them in the group. It could be much worse, so make the best of your night and let's all be thankful for life!
May 1 2010 3:07PM
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epoxiedtip
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your going to give everyone in your school mono you dumb ass that shit is contagious with close contact wich i am assuming you will have at this "prom"
May 1 2010 3:08PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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dam that sucks man.. ++vibes to that kid.. But yea im going to try and make the best of it.
May 1 2010 3:09PM
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lineskier10
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ya and that would be a sweet prank, give everyone mono
May 1 2010 3:11PM
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meth_time
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legit
May 1 2010 3:11PM
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Balto
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May 1 2010 3:11PM
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Balto
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fuuuuuu i quoted the wrong part!
May 1 2010 3:12PM
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factory81
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im interested to hear what happens if you do meth while having mono

do you beat the mono because you can't sleep?
May 1 2010 3:21PM
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Milksteak
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Don't be a pussy, amphetamines will do the trick. Then see how many chicas you can get sick.
May 1 2010 3:24PM
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meth_time
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not sure about mono but it cures aids
May 1 2010 3:29PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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yeah brent dont worry youll stay awake me and nenni are mainlining meth before dinner so you can join in... i hope you dont mind needle sharing... seriously though if nenni is being gay to me tonight i might get really drunk and break up with her in an epic fashion

May 1 2010 3:53PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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oh and i may bring you one of the masks that dentists and asians wear im seriously not trying to get mono tonight
May 1 2010 3:56PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Well Ive been sick for the past couple of weeks and have been going to school because I cant afford to miss with all these AP Test coming that. I haven't got anyone sick yet though so I think Im good.
May 1 2010 3:56PM
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factory81
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we just stumbled upon the cure for mono....

meth
May 1 2010 3:57PM
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s.erickson
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5 Hour Energy for sure that shit can reanimate the dead
May 1 2010 4:00PM
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theabortionator
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I have no idea what you just said. But I know I don't like it one bit
May 1 2010 4:14PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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sorry abortionator but i got 99 problems and a bitch is one
May 1 2010 4:33PM
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Benson23
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Dont go... dont give your class and your date mono. dont be selfish. Problem solved....that or just do some LSD and think your at prom.
May 1 2010 4:38PM
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MistahSmith
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thats shitty. take some adderal you will be wired for days. But its my senior ball tonight to. I cant wait its gonna be the sickest night ever. My class of 2010 is probably one of the best classes ever. everyone is chill and likes to party, but our school hates us. oh well fuck the school
May 1 2010 4:39PM
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triebby
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Well I don't know about that, but yes 5 Hour Energy is legit. I don't really feel anything when I have a Redbull or coffee, and sometimes I'll notice a difference if I down a 16oz Monster at once, but I def notice a difference in energy and alertness when I have a 5 Hour.
May 1 2010 4:39PM
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HenniferLopez
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mono takes up to 5 weeks to incubate then surface. so you'll know if you give your classmates the plague in the next week or so.
May 1 2010 4:42PM
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dreadyboy
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spit in the punch and get everyone sick. It would be pretty epic
May 1 2010 4:59PM
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theabortionator
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I'm sure your class is the best class ever. probably super super duper cool
May 1 2010 6:55PM
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FBGM
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5HE doesnt do shit. just drink some coffee and youre good to go.
May 1 2010 7:17PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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This just in, a local high school had a mono outbreak that infected the whole class. I haven't seen something like this since the CDC managed to hunt down patient zero who had been infecting a myriad of men with AIDS.
May 1 2010 7:37PM
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MADDECENT
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haha I know its insanely effective
May 1 2010 7:47PM
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no_steeze
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crack makes your dick bigger, especially if you mix it with meth

mine grew so fast while i was high that i got really freaked out and cut it off. bugs also kept biting my ear so it took that off as well
May 1 2010 7:53PM
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dubaiski
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hhaha nice

and congrates on 14000th post

May 1 2010 7:59PM
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EvanMeyer
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hows your vagina?
May 1 2010 8:14PM
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1337
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dude fuck prom
May 1 2010 8:16PM
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theabortionator
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You're not going to get any anyway
May 1 2010 8:18PM
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mer-man
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lmao indeed an entire graduating class with mono who all blame you, could be interesting

May 1 2010 9:13PM
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DrZoidberg
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Spit in the punch bowl=everybody gets mono. 90% of your class will be absent the next day.
May 1 2010 9:25PM
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Gnarshred
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then you can be just like this!

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May 1 2010 11:20PM
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ShaggyD
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The next day?
some doctor you are!
May 2 2010 12:01AM
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Malcolm
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stand at the second story of somewhere and puke mono onto everyone under you
May 2 2010 12:14AM
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chardi
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^Do this.

sorry all the videos of this on youtube sucked and i didn't feel like looking around for an hour for a good one

May 2 2010 12:53AM
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jeremy.g
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this kid has experience. 5 hour energy ery day.
May 2 2010 1:04AM
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Travapple.
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what an idiot.
May 2 2010 1:09AM
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Otter.
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GET SOME!!
May 2 2010 10:27AM
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keepinithyphy
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Ive heard that if you kill some hookers then puree them with post-op abortion fetuses and your sad broken childhood dreams you get one hell of a energy booster, better yet it cures mono... maybe something to look into?
May 2 2010 10:59AM
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