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Oprah and tossed salads

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lj5
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i want to know more tell me! and what exactly does having you salad tossed meen so i know when my child comes home
'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'
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Apr 5 2004 1:37AM
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Utahpowderskier
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when was this show run? I want to see a rerun!
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Apr 5 2004 1:38AM
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lj5
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me too thats why i made a thread!
'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'
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Apr 5 2004 1:39AM
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strode
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hehe.....i remember way back in middle school when we told this girl about 'cherry pop' and she asked the teacher what it meant and we all got in trouble.

but tossing salad means licking asshole, giving a rimjob, kissing the chocolate starfish, etc



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Apr 5 2004 1:49AM
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thewavebb
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having your salad tossed is when you have a somebody eat your ass out with either jelly or syrup.
mmmmmm snow goood
Apr 5 2004 1:51AM
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lj5
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bahahaha this was on oprah!?
'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'
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Apr 5 2004 1:52AM
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sconniestyle
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yeah. and janet jackson cant say jesus on letterman. GO FCC!!!!!!!



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Apr 5 2004 1:56AM
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strode
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i think once you involve jelly/syrup it's called something else. and yeah this was on oprah? jesus christ do i feel sorry for the guy tossin her salad



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Apr 5 2004 2:00AM
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Utahpowderskier
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hahaha. this is as funny as hell!
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Apr 5 2004 3:03AM
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Jib_This
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I'd let Oprah toss my salad any day!




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Apr 5 2004 3:06AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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oh sweet lord that was a horrid image that just flashed in my mind
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Apr 5 2004 3:06AM
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Actually I kind of liked it!



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Apr 5 2004 6:16AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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'I prefer syrup' chris rock
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Apr 5 2004 2:53PM
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Apple
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what was that about knowing when your child comes home?
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Apr 5 2004 3:34PM
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Lateralis
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oprah must have a sweet salad waiting to be tosssed


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 5 2004 3:38PM
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west
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Just waiting for you lat.




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...then fade away
Apr 5 2004 3:56PM
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Meh42
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the episode was awsome, they even had some over obsessed 40 year old bitch ranting about the language we hear and explainin all the terms it was so awsome
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Apr 5 2004 3:58PM
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Apple
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too bad i missed that episode of oprah... i think the best ever was the one where they were searching porn on the internet a few years ago...
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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Apr 5 2004 4:01PM
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lj5
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^^hey 4d would you mind enlightening us on the terms they were discussing and what they said they meant? i want to laugh!


'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'
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Apr 5 2004 4:12PM
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404404
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god damn, getting your or you tossing a salad is haveing sex. Like you could say to some person 'I tossed your moms salad last night' or if your in jail and you bend over your going to get your salad tossed.






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Apr 5 2004 4:13PM
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lj5
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^i know what getting your salad tossed means i want to know what else they were discussing on Oprah becase thats fucking hilarious!
'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'
-lateralis responding to what dna is.
Apr 5 2004 4:14PM
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dilla_says_go
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tossed salad is the same as licking the rectum and anus. pretty nasty if you aks me.
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Apr 5 2004 4:19PM
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five0
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no one thinks this thread reminds them of dave chapelle? it does for me..
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Apr 5 2004 4:23PM
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Adamskinick
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'havin your salad tossed, is havin ur asshole eaten out with jelly, or syrup. i prefer syrup'-chris rock, funny shit

now explain to me the oprah thing, im so lost?
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Apr 5 2004 4:23PM
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Lateralis
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oprah had a show on salad tossing


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 5 2004 4:38PM
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skiman523
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the convo is on http://www.howardstern.com/-%20Oprah%20Oral%20Anal.htm


So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Apr 5 2004 4:38PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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you know what they make you do in county... toss the salad.
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 5 2004 4:52PM
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dpoiii
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she mentioned rainbow parties too, this is why the howard stern being indecent thing is gay..check my other thread


D$
Apr 5 2004 5:49PM
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teresak2
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oprah and tossed salad should not be in the same sentence


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Apr 5 2004 6:44PM
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