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What a good 50th Brithday present for a DUDE

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Scott0_robot0
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any suggestions?
Apr 29 2010 2:58PM
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Balto
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18 year old hooker?
Apr 29 2010 2:59PM
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FREEskiLINE
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fleshlight
Apr 29 2010 3:02PM
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THATS_STREET
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handle of jameson, an oz. of coke, and a stripper.
Apr 29 2010 3:04PM
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ECfreeski3
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my cousin had a wedding a couple years back, and this crazy family friend asked my uncle what he should get him. my uncle was like well we have a registry at here and here blah blah blah, but the crazy friend was like (exact quote) "fuck that, those are women's gifts, im getting him a man's gift." sure enough, he showed up with a combat shotgun all wrapped up. "man's gift"? check.
Apr 29 2010 3:04PM
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Waffle11
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a nice watch
Apr 29 2010 3:05PM
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soulskier
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Apr 29 2010 3:09PM
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Scott0_robot0
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well hes not your typical 50 year old he has alot of energy, loves sports watching tv and going on the comp to look at more tv shit, and is a huge nc tar heel fan.  and the cocaine wouldnt be to good since he is kinda a recovering addict
Apr 29 2010 3:14PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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beer, like a good beer not some shitty 30 or just throw a rager for him

or 18 year old hooker
Apr 29 2010 3:18PM
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triebby
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Hahahaha, that is an awesome story. As for the "DUDE" how about some autographed sports memorabilia?
Apr 29 2010 3:20PM
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Newschool_Pope
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mont blanc ink pen.
pretty pimpy.

Apr 29 2010 3:25PM
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chardi
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is it your dad or just a 50 year old dude you hang out with
Apr 29 2010 4:48PM
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ECB
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A new pair of skis
Set of Johnny Carson Videos
Gift Certificate to Starbucks/Tim Hortons
Bottle of Wine
A new addition to his golf set

Apr 29 2010 4:51PM
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leahey
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A Snuggie for Dogs
Apr 29 2010 4:56PM
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cubber
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harley
Apr 29 2010 4:58PM
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ifli
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free colonoscopy.

jk, how bout a kindle is the dude a reader
Apr 29 2010 5:04PM
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yuck
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a nice assortment of imported dark beer
Apr 29 2010 5:15PM
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wolf.
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If he is THE dude, then you should buy him a new bowling ball.
Apr 29 2010 5:19PM
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5teve.
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why did i quote this lol, uhh get him a snuggie. or ski stuff if he skis
Apr 29 2010 5:28PM
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amo
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i see what you did there :)
Apr 29 2010 5:34PM
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Otter.
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This.
Apr 29 2010 5:37PM
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mcswizzle
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Life insurance
Apr 29 2010 5:52PM
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.travis.
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Depends on the dude, but I once got my dad the Black Sabbath Discography (only the Ozzy years) and I've never seen him so stoked. Or maybe like a cool TV series. Older guys tend to love that shit. 
Apr 29 2010 5:58PM
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Steezegull
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Definately the fleshlight.
Apr 29 2010 6:13PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Ak-47
Apr 29 2010 6:25PM
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Legion
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win.  get some cheap 200 dollar one... what could be a better present
Apr 29 2010 6:28PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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bahaha.... or a rug.
Apr 29 2010 6:31PM
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Afeld
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The Big Labowski on DVD
Apr 29 2010 6:31PM
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theabortionator
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A QUAP A BOTTLE AND A HOOKER.
Apr 29 2010 6:55PM
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sowstochd
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a tickle fight


lets see who gets that
Apr 29 2010 7:38PM
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Scott0_robot0
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i laughed pretty hard at that one but i was thinking the fleshlight would be crazy funny i might actually do it hah
Apr 29 2010 7:50PM
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andersteeze
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i would go with this
Apr 29 2010 8:12PM
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hauser
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haha i was just about to say the same thing
Apr 29 2010 8:13PM
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wolf.
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fuck ya!
Apr 29 2010 8:28PM
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tommyp1ckles
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womans studies
Apr 29 2010 10:15PM
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twin-tip-hero
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a ferrari
Apr 29 2010 11:17PM
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oreopancake.
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for my dad's fiftieth, we got him 50 different kinds of beers.
Apr 29 2010 11:19PM
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Benedetto.
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Is this a DUDE you just hang out with? Met him at bar or something? Plenty of men at 50 love watching tv..
Apr 29 2010 11:20PM
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the_moderaper
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penis pump
Apr 29 2010 11:26PM
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.thedude
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anybody saying hookers is half right. just take the dude out for a nice afternoon of ice cream and hookers.
Apr 30 2010 12:38AM
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Gstrong
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win
Apr 30 2010 2:19AM
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