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Messed up Physical by the Doctor (stories)

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Dutch_ski_dope
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I just wanted to post on this subject because  i just recently went to doctors appointment and some really weird shit went down. i went for the physical for my school sport soccer, and my old doc had left so my mom sets my up with some new doctor. well guess what happened i get a  chick doctor because my sister also needed a new doc so my brat sister could feel more comfortable my mom got her a girl doc. well i apparently have to have the same doctor as her because of the insurance. at the thought of this i not totally against it but then i get there and then the doctor is some 35 yr old not bad looking doctor i mean when she was in her 20s i would of def. tapped that. so now i have to answer a bunch of questions then i have to get my hernia check. well i had  a N.R.B. NO REASON BONER on my way to the check up. well  i pull down my pants and my half hard dick flops out and my jew pubs /they are curly.  i try to trim a bit.  her eyes pop a bit and she sorta pushes my dick out the way and proceeds with the hernia then she suddenly says that if i felt uncomfortable she could go get me a male doctor and this is half way through the hernia check. WTF i say hell no because she already started and why the hell stop. so this is my         f uped story.                                                           share yours.
Apr 27 2010 11:57PM
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michelle
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Solid first post
Apr 27 2010 11:58PM
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blindside
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aaahahahahahahahahaha
Apr 27 2010 11:59PM
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Arabian.
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Shutup you fucking 12 year old.
Apr 27 2010 11:59PM
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Dainsey
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Apr 28 2010 12:00AM
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Black-Bandanna
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NRB's 'll getcha every time.
Apr 28 2010 12:06AM
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RockyMountnHigh
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/thread
Apr 28 2010 12:13AM
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brockerton-
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NRB's + track pants

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Apr 28 2010 12:16AM
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FerrisBueller
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Apr 28 2010 12:18AM
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Black-Bandanna
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My track uniform is a singlet on top and half tights on the bottom. You can see the exact size and shape of my penis. An NRB is my worst nightmare. It'd knock the bar off when I'm pole vaulting.
Apr 28 2010 12:27AM
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fsscott
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i'd like to see someone elses first post top this...

...and for them not to be a troll...
Apr 28 2010 1:17AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i had a physical last year and this chick doctor went to do the touch your balls cough manuve so like i shave my pubes every day keep it fresh aand i pull down my pants and she looks a the downstairs mix up then up at me shakes her head and giggles then goes back down does her thing. then shes writing on the form and out loud she says "everything looks good... except for major hair loss in the pubic region" then she just busts up laughing hahaha i had to laugh too def weirdest physical ever
Apr 28 2010 1:29AM
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GANDALF
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my story is kinda similar to the op's post.

when i was in high school i had to get a physical for tennis. get in there and my doc talks to me and says a medical student interning him is going to take my phsical. so i was like whatever no big.

intern comes in to do the job, and its this 23-24 year old blonde bombshell. i was like, shit. so im doing everything i can to avoid one of these "N.R.B's" as the physical was goin on. when it comes time for the ol' ball fondle, i kid you not, she gets ON HER KNEES to do this. so at that point i figure im screwed. so im doing everything in my power to avoid poppin a stiffy in this girls face. i start to feel blood rushing to my nether region so i figured there's no turning back now. then she finished touching me and stands up and i was like ZIIIIP up the pants real quick.

narrowly missed it.


Apr 28 2010 1:30AM
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andersteeze
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awkward situation
Apr 28 2010 1:34AM
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Steezegull
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god dam i hate physicals. "turn your head to the left and cough"
Apr 28 2010 8:36AM
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theline
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hahahah "solid".
Apr 28 2010 8:41AM
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Pmoore
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hahaha I see what you did there
Apr 28 2010 8:50AM
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garygohard
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lucky bastard
Apr 28 2010 8:52AM
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notomatoplz
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Yo one time i was getting a physical and this chick doctor had to look downstairs and then she sort of cringed and walked out of the room really fast and i didnt know what was up until she came back in with a male doctor and pointed and said "is that normal?" and then the male doc said to her "LEAVE NEOW!" and he kinda winked at me with this wierd smile and put me under anaesthesia and then i just remember being in the car on the way home from the doc... is that kinda weird?
Apr 28 2010 9:45AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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ummm what the fuck?
Apr 28 2010 10:17AM
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skiierman
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nah that's pretty normal. you'll be able to sit down pain-free in a few days.
Apr 28 2010 11:38AM
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Kirsakid
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Thats called rape
Apr 28 2010 11:45AM
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hoodratz47
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i dunno when i got a vd in college a cute women doctor gave me a prostate exam.. yeah just havin a finger up your ASS pushing on your prostate in order to get a sample of what is in my uretha.. that was kinda akward..  but she gave me pills and it cleared up fast.. thank fully.

not the same. but th elast time i was at the dentist the tech had her mask hanging down. and some snot dripped in my mouth... i almost barfed.... like it was fucking horrible

Apr 28 2010 12:10PM
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rockjumper
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[IMG]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0805/keep-crossing-your-arms-demotivational-poster-1210134019.jpg[/MG]
Apr 28 2010 12:12PM
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rockjumper
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Apr 28 2010 12:13PM
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hank_hill
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last time i went to my doc he told me that i was the quickest and most fun patient he'd had all day.... the way he said most fun just seemed a bit off to me
Apr 28 2010 3:08PM
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DaysToCome
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i had a hot doctor when i was younger. on time she was doin the ball exam and i couldnt hold it back and started getting hard. but then she did this little trick which i cannot remember for the life of me and it went away immeadiatly. she even laughed and said it was completely normal
Apr 28 2010 3:56PM
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DaysToCome
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actually it coulda been like a left ball pinch or something like that
Apr 28 2010 3:56PM
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Lemuel
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This thread rocks. I can't stop laughing at everyone's stories.
Apr 28 2010 4:12PM
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MADDECENT
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Another amazing young post.
Apr 28 2010 4:22PM
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JustDidIt
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i wish i had a girl doctor...
Apr 28 2010 6:42PM
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PhilboydStudge
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Should have just let it happen, she was already on her knees.

That picture is awesome, by the way.
Apr 28 2010 6:50PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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My doctor says my penis looks small because my legs are so big.
Apr 28 2010 6:52PM
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no_steeze
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fucking NRB's...why is it that you can make it through 65 minutes of class completely fine but then you pop an NRB in the last 5 minutes?!? and it's always on the day that you're wearing loose-ish clothing so a half boner sticks out like a fucking peninsula
Apr 28 2010 6:54PM
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J.DUKE
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fucking peninsula
Apr 28 2010 8:07PM
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no_steeze
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i have gargantuan thighs
Apr 28 2010 8:11PM
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speedy29
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I had a hot chick doc administer a sports physical. She just the reach around technique it wasnt bad at all and no NRB
Apr 28 2010 8:25PM
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Relish_man
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i believe N.R.B is not the right expression youre looking for because your B. had quite an R. in the first place.
Apr 28 2010 8:33PM
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no_steeze
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my crew unisuit is like that...might as well just row naked
Apr 28 2010 8:40PM
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geteducated
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Apr 28 2010 8:49PM
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.frenchy
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HAHAHAH

that suckss dude. Good thing my doctor is like a 80 year old, cant get a boner to that...

Apr 28 2010 8:49PM
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[BRI]noceros
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this thread has great potential.
Apr 28 2010 8:51PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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You have no fucking clue, I have to buy 36 waist pants so my legs will fit. My waist is like a 32
Apr 28 2010 9:10PM
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PaleCelery
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I wish I had health insurance so I could pop boners at my doc.
Apr 28 2010 9:16PM
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207
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obvious troll is obvious.
Apr 28 2010 9:20PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah sorta like that . but it was not like i want that to happen again it sure felt better than pissing fire !

good pic though plus K for you sir!

Apr 28 2010 11:57PM
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Dutch_ski_dope
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To the top
Nov 15 2010 3:01PM
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Mr.Feeny
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damn bro vibes!! that is literally my worst nightmare dude, i think abut it every time i go get checked up
Nov 15 2010 3:25PM
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mason-
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this thread is hilarious

i hate NRB. got one at the end of class last week, and as I walked out, i know my teacher saw it. I rocked that hard on like a champ.
Nov 15 2010 3:37PM
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t-roy
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thank you for telling us that you most likely had chlamydia lol
Nov 15 2010 4:25PM
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