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Messed up Physical by the Doctor (stories)

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Dutch_ski_dope
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I just wanted to post on this subject because  i just recently went to doctors appointment and some really weird shit went down. i went for the physical for my school sport soccer, and my old doc had left so my mom sets my up with some new doctor. well guess what happened i get a  chick doctor because my sister also needed a new doc so my brat sister could feel more comfortable my mom got her a girl doc. well i apparently have to have the same doctor as her because of the insurance. at the thought of this i not totally against it but then i get there and then the doctor is some 35 yr old not bad looking doctor i mean when she was in her 20s i would of def. tapped that. so now i have to answer a bunch of questions then i have to get my hernia check. well i had  a N.R.B. NO REASON BONER on my way to the check up. well  i pull down my pants and my half hard dick flops out and my jew pubs /they are curly.  i try to trim a bit.  her eyes pop a bit and she sorta pushes my dick out the way and proceeds with the hernia then she suddenly says that if i felt uncomfortable she could go get me a male doctor and this is half way through the hernia check. WTF i say hell no because she already started and why the hell stop. so this is my         f uped story.                                                           share yours.
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michelle
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Solid first post
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blindside
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aaahahahahahahahahaha
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Arabian.
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Shutup you fucking 12 year old.
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Dainsey
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Black-Bandanna
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NRB's 'll getcha every time.
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RockyMountnHigh
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/thread
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brockerton-
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NRB's + track pants

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FerrisBueller
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Black-Bandanna
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My track uniform is a singlet on top and half tights on the bottom. You can see the exact size and shape of my penis. An NRB is my worst nightmare. It'd knock the bar off when I'm pole vaulting.
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fsscott
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i'd like to see someone elses first post top this...

...and for them not to be a troll...
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i had a physical last year and this chick doctor went to do the touch your balls cough manuve so like i shave my pubes every day keep it fresh aand i pull down my pants and she looks a the downstairs mix up then up at me shakes her head and giggles then goes back down does her thing. then shes writing on the form and out loud she says "everything looks good... except for major hair loss in the pubic region" then she just busts up laughing hahaha i had to laugh too def weirdest physical ever
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GANDALF
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my story is kinda similar to the op's post.

when i was in high school i had to get a physical for tennis. get in there and my doc talks to me and says a medical student interning him is going to take my phsical. so i was like whatever no big.

intern comes in to do the job, and its this 23-24 year old blonde bombshell. i was like, shit. so im doing everything i can to avoid one of these "N.R.B's" as the physical was goin on. when it comes time for the ol' ball fondle, i kid you not, she gets ON HER KNEES to do this. so at that point i figure im screwed. so im doing everything in my power to avoid poppin a stiffy in this girls face. i start to feel blood rushing to my nether region so i figured there's no turning back now. then she finished touching me and stands up and i was like ZIIIIP up the pants real quick.

narrowly missed it.


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andersteeze
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awkward situation
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Steezegull
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god dam i hate physicals. "turn your head to the left and cough"
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theline
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hahahah "solid".
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Pmoore
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hahaha I see what you did there
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garygohard
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lucky bastard
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notomatoplz
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Yo one time i was getting a physical and this chick doctor had to look downstairs and then she sort of cringed and walked out of the room really fast and i didnt know what was up until she came back in with a male doctor and pointed and said "is that normal?" and then the male doc said to her "LEAVE NEOW!" and he kinda winked at me with this wierd smile and put me under anaesthesia and then i just remember being in the car on the way home from the doc... is that kinda weird?
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IanAvery-Leaf
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ummm what the fuck?
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skiierman
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nah that's pretty normal. you'll be able to sit down pain-free in a few days.
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Kirsakid
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Thats called rape
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hoodratz47
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i dunno when i got a vd in college a cute women doctor gave me a prostate exam.. yeah just havin a finger up your ASS pushing on your prostate in order to get a sample of what is in my uretha.. that was kinda akward..  but she gave me pills and it cleared up fast.. thank fully.

not the same. but th elast time i was at the dentist the tech had her mask hanging down. and some snot dripped in my mouth... i almost barfed.... like it was fucking horrible

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rockjumper
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[IMG]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0805/keep-crossing-your-arms-demotivational-poster-1210134019.jpg[/MG]
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rockjumper
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hank_hill
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last time i went to my doc he told me that i was the quickest and most fun patient he'd had all day.... the way he said most fun just seemed a bit off to me
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DaysToCome
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i had a hot doctor when i was younger. on time she was doin the ball exam and i couldnt hold it back and started getting hard. but then she did this little trick which i cannot remember for the life of me and it went away immeadiatly. she even laughed and said it was completely normal
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DaysToCome
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actually it coulda been like a left ball pinch or something like that
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Lemuel
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This thread rocks. I can't stop laughing at everyone's stories.
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MADDECENT
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Another amazing young post.
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JustDidIt
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i wish i had a girl doctor...
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PhilboydStudge
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Should have just let it happen, she was already on her knees.

That picture is awesome, by the way.
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ElbridgeGerry
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My doctor says my penis looks small because my legs are so big.
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no_steeze
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fucking NRB's...why is it that you can make it through 65 minutes of class completely fine but then you pop an NRB in the last 5 minutes?!? and it's always on the day that you're wearing loose-ish clothing so a half boner sticks out like a fucking peninsula
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J.DUKE
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fucking peninsula
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no_steeze
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i have gargantuan thighs
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speedy29
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I had a hot chick doc administer a sports physical. She just the reach around technique it wasnt bad at all and no NRB
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Relish_man
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i believe N.R.B is not the right expression youre looking for because your B. had quite an R. in the first place.
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no_steeze
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my crew unisuit is like that...might as well just row naked
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geteducated
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.frenchy
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HAHAHAH

that suckss dude. Good thing my doctor is like a 80 year old, cant get a boner to that...

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[BRI]noceros
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this thread has great potential.
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ElbridgeGerry
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You have no fucking clue, I have to buy 36 waist pants so my legs will fit. My waist is like a 32
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PaleCelery
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I wish I had health insurance so I could pop boners at my doc.
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207
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obvious troll is obvious.
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hoodratz47
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yeah sorta like that . but it was not like i want that to happen again it sure felt better than pissing fire !

good pic though plus K for you sir!

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Dutch_ski_dope
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To the top
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Mr.Feeny
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damn bro vibes!! that is literally my worst nightmare dude, i think abut it every time i go get checked up
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mason-
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this thread is hilarious

i hate NRB. got one at the end of class last week, and as I walked out, i know my teacher saw it. I rocked that hard on like a champ.
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t-roy
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thank you for telling us that you most likely had chlamydia lol
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