I hate the movies that people regard as contemporary classics. Yea, they're good, but too many people like them and talk about them, so they suck.
Fallen Classics
Goonies, Spaceballs, anything Monty Python, animal house
These are my picks for the new contemporary classics that you & your gay friends will be talking about
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Ghostbusters, Porky's, Clerks
There are so many more for each list, but I don't feel like typing