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Gaper Speech

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Lexx
Posts: 327 - Karma: 688
So I'm doing a speech for public speaking about one of my pet peeves and I want to do it on gapers.  What are some things that I definitely need to include?
Apr 27 2010 8:50PM
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D-Ross
Posts: 308 - Karma: 16
Lawsuits where they're at fault
Apr 27 2010 8:53PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
KILL ALL GAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 27 2010 8:55PM
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Spaceman_spiff
Posts: 240 - Karma: 362
that gapers never have the right of way, no matter what the mountain rules are
Apr 27 2010 8:55PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
visual aids
Apr 27 2010 8:56PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Unaware of mountain rules, disrespectful, cut in line, sit on the lips blah blah blah
Apr 27 2010 8:58PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
The wost ones is when the little kid goes up to the lip, doesnt have enough speed, makes it up half way and then stops. They they try to climb over the top instead of just going around the lip. so annoying
Apr 27 2010 9:06PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
i think that this is perfect
Apr 27 2010 9:07PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,849

I hate that with a passion

Apr 27 2010 9:09PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
congregating on the landings
Apr 27 2010 9:10PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
Even if someone did a dub cork 12 they wouldn't say anything but as soon as it is a backflip gapers shit there pants and ask " did you see that? he did a full backflip! "
Apr 27 2010 9:16PM
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Lexx
Posts: 327 - Karma: 688
What would be the perfect definition of a gaper?
Apr 27 2010 9:23PM
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worldwideweapon
Posts: 248 - Karma: 11
i hate it when i pretzel 270 a box or stuff like that, there just like cool i guess, but when some kids who think they are hot shit come up to the box they carve as hard as they can on the lip do like a 90 on and their momentum keeps them spinning in a gross looking way and dont even spin off the box and the (gapers) are like omfg!!!!!!!!! he just did the sickest thing ever its really fucking annoying and is really gross when people do those kinds of tricks.



ps. i snowboard dont hate
Apr 27 2010 9:25PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18227 - Karma: 12,372
when they go off the jump to a box or rail, do a spread eagle kinda..annoying lol.
Apr 27 2010 9:35PM
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Tyran
Posts: 314 - Karma: 15
dont do it. unless you go to the school of NS, nobody will know what the hell you are talking about and cant relate. and you will alienate all the vacation skiers in your class
Apr 27 2010 10:10PM
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chody_miller33
Posts: 766 - Karma: -38
dude your runining the lip!
Apr 27 2010 10:12PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
no offense, seriously.

but gaperism or what the fuck ever is a terrible speech to give. your audience will not be able to relate to you at all, its difficult to find legitmate examples or proof, and it will just in general get you a not-so-good grade.
Apr 27 2010 10:20PM
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Motherfucka
Posts: 1179 - Karma: 26
How about how the holiday they bring us every year?
Apr 27 2010 10:32PM
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Gnartron.
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
ignorance to the meaning of the word "alternate"
Apr 27 2010 10:49PM
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Gnartron.
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
That depends on where she lives. If she's from summit county or Steamboat, most people will be able to relate
Apr 27 2010 10:53PM
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