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whats your handicap?

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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
mine is about 20.


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Apr 5 2004 8:27PM
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west
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15




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Apr 5 2004 8:28PM
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caylorswift
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7


SamDCaylor

Whatever Man, Fuck It.
Apr 5 2004 8:33PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
around 15, depends what time of the summer you ask me









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Apr 5 2004 10:46PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
about 18

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Apr 5 2004 10:55PM
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MadTrix4185
Posts: 620 - Karma: 10
it was a 5 till i shattered my hand and havent picked up a golf club in two years since yesterday. strange thing was yesterday i was hitting really good, i think at the end of summer i will be back whewre i was before
Apr 6 2004 12:56AM
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J.D.
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Embarrassing.





...actually about 20, I believe. I don't pay much attention, which is good, because it's sad how bad my game has gotten.ü


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Apr 6 2004 1:03AM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
who has time to play regular golf?

but probably around a 20.





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Apr 6 2004 1:04AM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
ADD

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Apr 6 2004 2:44AM
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destroy
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^damnit, you beat me to it.

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Apr 6 2004 4:07AM
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Downe Syndrome

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Apr 6 2004 10:44AM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
mine's about 20, its been going down though. Last year my average round was 88-94 I think. I just have to relearn my short game and I think I'll be playing well. I'd rather have a 150 yards approach than a 30 yard chip, believe it or not I'm more accurate from 150 yards - my short game fell to shit a few years ago.


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Apr 6 2004 4:12PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
when i was playing serious, im talking 6 rounds a day, id wake up at 6am and play all day till 10 at night, i think i was around 4 to 6, i dont remember, it was 4 years ago


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Apr 6 2004 4:23PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
mine is going down too. now if only the courses opened...


I'd probably eat human if i didn't know where it came from. - Nick Mercon

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Apr 6 2004 5:29PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
my broken ankle
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Apr 6 2004 5:32PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i don't keep a handicap anywhere. This fall my average for nine was like 41/42. So probably around 16 handicap.


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Apr 6 2004 5:36PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
it ranges i shot a 75 last summer but right now im probably like a 7 handicap
handicaped skiing
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finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


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Apr 6 2004 5:51PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
I never kept a handicap - but I think I've quit golf this year, unless I'm asked to play. I don't have the time, and most people on the course are obnoxious arrogant dinks.



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Apr 6 2004 7:12PM
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ATLANTASKI
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i hear you man, i brought my friend who never played before to the country club i go to....and we were paired with these 2 40 year olds and my friend walked in their ball lines on the green and got chewed out for like the rest of the game....asses like that give golf a bad name
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

Apr 6 2004 7:15PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
i used to caddy on our rich ass private golf course, full of old rich bastards. they will kill you if they miss a shot. throw their cigar or club at you, it was dangerous
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Apr 6 2004 9:57PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
hahahahaha me and my friends used to do the boat horn steeze on the 8th hole at my country club.....par 3 like 110 over water and like a 50ft fairway
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

Apr 6 2004 10:02PM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
i got a 90 once. what's my handicap?
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Apr 7 2004 12:14PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
girls on the dance floor







SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

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Apr 7 2004 1:17PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
I seem stuck at like 15 or so. We will see what happens come october
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Apr 7 2004 1:21PM
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