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which enemy of christian faith are you?

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Jackpot
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http://robertandtim.topcities.com/quiz/christ/christquiz.html
meh, found it, i'm an athiest, already knew that, but i liked the write up for it...whatever. enjoy?


Here Comes A Special Boy!
Apr 5 2004 8:44PM
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asac
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i'm nothing haha. i couldn't-care-less which is true because i'm really deeist.



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Apr 5 2004 8:51PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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the almighty internet says me too... that coulve been more entertaining.
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Apr 5 2004 8:51PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Fuck yeah!

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Apr 5 2004 8:51PM
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icecreamsandwich
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im a nothing..i couldnt care less. im apathetic.
sounds about right really.

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Apr 5 2004 9:15PM
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DENALI44
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i fucked gods wife


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Apr 5 2004 9:30PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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I'm nothing... apparently Christianity's worst enemy. weird.
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Apr 5 2004 9:35PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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atheist, yo
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Apr 5 2004 9:53PM
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Maximumsushi
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I am:

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Apr 5 2004 10:19PM
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HandiBoard
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Apr 5 2004 10:19PM
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Meh42
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^word im apethetic too
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Apr 5 2004 10:48PM
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always_ski
Posts: 595 - Karma: 10
Gotta love being nothing
Apr 5 2004 10:49PM
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december
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
nothing... sounds about right.

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Apr 5 2004 10:57PM
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jarossamdb7
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me to I'm nothing!
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Apr 5 2004 11:05PM
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J.D.
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Philosopher doesn't make sense... there are more philosophical arguments FOR the existence of God than against, and those against have counterexamples (although the ones for do too, in most cases).∞


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Apr 6 2004 12:54AM
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wrenegade
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atheist





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Apr 6 2004 12:58AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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i was kind of disapointed that 'mormon' wasnt one of the choices, as i know that is how we are viewed by alot of the 'christian' faiths.... but according to the quiz, im just one of them.... oh well... i guess the contentions will be saved for another day.










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Apr 6 2004 1:00AM
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_alli_
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i'm nothing too. wow, odd sentence...that actually describes me pretty well though, I was surprised


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 6 2004 4:24AM
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Big_Air_Smite
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I'm a Christian, what a suprise
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Apr 6 2004 5:09AM
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_alli_
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did anyone else take the 'discover your inner dragon quiz'? apparently i'm the silver dragon...


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 6 2004 5:18AM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
scientist/philosopher


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Apr 6 2004 1:45PM
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BogusChicK
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Apr 6 2004 1:45PM
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stevie.
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its all about being nothing... mmmm






ride line
Apr 6 2004 2:44PM
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freeride1260
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nothing


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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-




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Apr 6 2004 2:47PM
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stevie.
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do the dragon one. its hella funner


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ride line
Apr 6 2004 2:51PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
^^^I showed my aunt (Evangelical) that in the entire life span of the earth, that there was a period of nearly 100 million years where the conditions were perfect for evolution to begin. I did this using the numbers from literature that she gave me to convince me that creationism was the only way life was created. She didn't talk to me for almost a year after that.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Apr 6 2004 2:52PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
you guys are cool. i have no problem of what youi belive in but you should not poek fun at peopels religions. shit that not cool . athiism is a religon also.
besides. theres a 50 50 chance that your wrong...


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'this one time i was at a hotel, and there were two guys haveing butt sex in the room next to me, and that was they gayest thing i have ever heard until what you just said right now'
Apr 6 2004 3:07PM
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jumpman
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^Are you assuming that there are only two religious groups, athiests and non-athiests? Shouldn't all other religious groups be included? In that case, you only have like 1% chance of being right, if that.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Apr 6 2004 3:23PM
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kneesuck
Posts: 266 - Karma: 10
apathetic

The past is behind you, the only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future.


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Apr 6 2004 3:34PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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the answers to the questions were really lame. it didn't encompass what christianity is or isn't

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Apr 6 2004 4:54PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I am Nothing!Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?Take More of Robert & Tim's QuizzesWatch Robert & Tim's Cartoons


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Apr 6 2004 5:33PM
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Big_Air_Smite
Posts: 525 - Karma: 10
Ha, look at what I got in the anti-american quiz...

http://robertandtim.topcities.com/quiz/minority/intellectual.jpg

No suprises there, I wonder if there is one for ignorant hick yanks? :P
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Apr 6 2004 5:41PM
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freeskiing04
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Apr 6 2004 5:48PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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APATHETICISM!!!
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Apr 6 2004 7:33PM
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crazyboarder
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Yeah, i'm an heretic
Apr 6 2004 7:37PM
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MistaSkier
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hoodratz, you're a stupid piece of shit. Assuming that fifty percent of the population really is Christian, that does not make a fifty fifty chance of an afterlife with Jesus or whatever. If fifty percent of the people started believing that everybody would turn into a roaring pink flamingo one week from today, that does not make it any more likely to happen. People thinking that something will take place never has made it correct. Go drown yourself in a shit infested toilet.



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Apr 6 2004 7:45PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
atheism a religion? i disagree
from atheistempire.com:
'Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.'

-Don Hirschberg

Unlike a religion, atheism is not organized under a common doctrine (belief system). The only shared opinion among atheists is the nonexistence of a deity. There are a few common beliefs among atheists such as views regarding morality, religion and spirituality, but these beliefs vary greatly and are outside the definition of atheism and thus are not required to be an atheist.

Largely, atheism remains unorganized and as some would say, 'organizing atheists is like trying to heard cats'.



Here Comes A Special Boy!
Apr 6 2004 7:57PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
and an awesome quote from the man (George Bush)
''No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.''


Here Comes A Special Boy!
Apr 6 2004 7:58PM
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hoodratz47
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i ment by that 50 50 chance that you could be right aobut what you belive. thats it. im not here to push what i belvie on people. what erver gets you throgh life. if atisim is your way.cool i just dont want you to make fun of peope with cristain beliefs. if you want to see the perefect aithest. watch all in the family, and look at meat head.


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'this one time i was at a hotel, and there were two guys haveing butt sex in the room next to me, and that was they gayest thing i have ever heard until what you just said right now'
Apr 6 2004 8:04PM
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hoodratz47
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and by they way .. in week we are all going to be fuckin pink flamingos. get ready....


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'this one time i was at a hotel, and there were two guys haveing butt sex in the room next to me, and that was they gayest thing i have ever heard until what you just said right now'
Apr 6 2004 10:56PM
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_alli_
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no one is making fun of christian beliefs, and even if they were, its a quiz on the internet. if you get offended at something that little you must be walking around pissed off at a hell of a lot of things.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 6 2004 11:11PM
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