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First time drinking... and we 'aint talking no water.

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Steezy_me123
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When was the first time you were drunk, what happened, was it planned, how old were you, was it a day to remember ?


Awesome, copious amounts of Karma for funny stories that aren't fake.
Apr 24 2010 12:35AM
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applejuice.
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first time i drank legitimately was right after i turned 17. i went to this super sketchy house party and had my first natty. i didn't really know how to drink it, so i just chugged it and grabbed another one. well i had about 6 beers in an hour and got completely tanked. the party got broken up when his mom came home so everyone left. my friend and i decided to visit my cousin and his brother, who both went to a college like 20 minutes away, so we could continue drinking. when i was 17 myspace was still cool and i remember logging on to my myspace and being like OMGGZZZZ AM SO DRUNK, lololololololol (don't judge me). well that got boring because his brother wasn't in his dorm and my cousin was in a frat, so we couldn't really party there. he dropped me off at home and i was stumbling to the door, when it opened, i saw a surprised grandma waiting for me. i walked into the house and immediately proceeded to piss my pants right in front of her. she just looked at me and made me clean it up before i could go to bed.


Apr 25 2010 9:49PM
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jeaaaa
Posts: 184 - Karma: 11
i got drunk and shot a cop
Apr 25 2010 10:09PM
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Steezy_me123
Posts: 164 - Karma: 48
Niceeeee
Apr 25 2010 10:42PM
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sick-as-aids
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you have no vivid memory of the night.... yet, you can remember the quantity of what you drank??

And besides, thats an unrealistic amount of alcohol consumption, 1/2 a bottle of jacks would put someone on their arse, over 2 litres of bourbon and coke defiantly would... so i think you are over exagerating!

Lastly, this is a thread to describe the first time you drank, not a thread to claim a story about how much you said you drank!
Apr 25 2010 10:54PM
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the-big-lepowski
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probably in france, with my parents at the far end of a banquet table.  they were deep in conversation (and merlot), while I was having a great time for a 12 year old.  My glass kept getting refills, and every responsible adult was too drunk themselves to cut me off.  my parents noticed around 1 am and they scolded the hosts.

also, to the op- try something crazy first time.  some would stay start conservatively with any drugs or alcohol, but first time smoking for me was during a tits deep powder day.  also, to avoid a DUI, about which I really don't fuck around, and because I lived about 5 miles from the lifeguard's weekly party last summer, I would bike down and barely bike it back up.  so much fun under the moonlight, just swerving across two lanes.  I did strike a telephone pole I think, but what's a few more scrapes in the summer?  try it or something equally foolhardy, and for me, whether I remember it or not, I always make it back to bed.

Apr 26 2010 12:08AM
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BestDamnSkier
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First time I was DRUNK was when I was 14 on Easter. For breakfast I had copious amounts of homemade wine that my grandpa kept pooring. My parents then asked me, my older sis, and my older cousin to hide Easter eggs in the front lawn. I eventually found a bucket, put it on my head as a hat and ran around with that for some reason. My parents came out and told me I was drunk, I responded "If by meaning drunk, you mean having fun, then call me wasted!" Puked the next morning and missed lax practice.
Apr 26 2010 12:21AM
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nedward
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just tell her cause...that sounds pretty gay.
Apr 26 2010 12:30AM
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hue.
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13, friends house party, got super wasted, got down with a buncha chicks, including this super hot one for a while, it was dope, make it home in a cab, puke in my sink, clog it, get caught, it was sick
Apr 26 2010 12:37AM
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t_rob
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did you hold her hand?
Apr 26 2010 12:46AM
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Hovan
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first time time being drunk I was 16 (i'd had beers and a couple shots before that but it's my first memory of actually being drunk) anyways, I had way to much vodka, blackedout in my cousins bathroom woke up the next morning lying in my own puke to my step uncle making breakfast in the next room (around 7ish), stumbled out thinking it was still the previous night, asked if everyone was still up... keep in mind this was my step uncle who had just recently married my aunt and I didn't really know all that well.

yep they called me pukie at family events for a few months afterwards, worst hangover to this day I've ever had
Apr 26 2010 1:17AM
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-ROY-
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fell asleep in friends yard. make it home somehow. knock kitchen table over. puked alot. Mom asks if i was sick. i reply yes bad taco bell. aparently
Apr 26 2010 1:49AM
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oreopancake.
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that sounds pretty homo.
Apr 26 2010 3:40AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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I work at peaceful valley scout ranch in elbert. far from granby ha
Apr 26 2010 3:53AM
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Apresbang
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I was a modest 13, got shit faced with some friends and my brother in a camp site in France, then went to the "kids disco", then got kicked out of the kids disco. The start of a long and illustrious drinking carrier.
Apr 26 2010 4:47AM
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theabortionator
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I can't believe this thread made 3 pages. It seems to repost every once in a while. This thread had aids
Apr 26 2010 5:01AM
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the-big-lepowski
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thread's infected from the really gay post a few up?  haha, sorry that was pretty homophobic, but really, think about how your post must must come across.  I mean, I'm all for tossing a few back with your buds in friendly bromance, but in your case...

Apr 26 2010 9:03AM
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SeanTom
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17 DJ-ing at a college party. Found a Bottle of vodka behind the table where my stuff was set-up. Oh and

it was fucking Paul Newman day. I've never partied so hard. Next morning went skiing, perfect weekend
Apr 26 2010 9:17AM
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MattWeiss
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first time drinking: it was the first day of summer after my junior year of high school, the sun was blazing hot and we were free for a few months. Me and two friends head up to the local waterfall to get some jumping in, ended up chugging a few warm natty ices (gross) and learning what it felt like to over rotate frontflips off of a cliff ha

first time drunk: another summer night out at a park, drank like 3 or 4 Sparks (the orange ones) and attempted to play some basketball, which didn't go so well because its hard to shoot when you see three different rims and one ball haha
Apr 26 2010 9:29AM
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the-big-lepowski
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ABC sounds beyond insane.  if absinthe is 80 proof alone, then  that mix must give you the headache of your life.  not to mention one shot puts you over the legal limit I imagine.  whats chatreusse?
Apr 26 2010 8:33PM
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Banane.
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Not the first time, but the the first time were i was really drunk. So i was like 15 if i remember correctly, it was in a open house party. So i bring 3 corona and a 750ML of Rum (75%) and coke, 3/4 of rum and 1/4 of coke. So after i drink my 3 beers, one of my friend say '' Chock your rum and i give you some pizza ''so stupid like i am,i did it and when i get of the chair i fall on the ground. After i don't remember perfectly but i was having boiler around the neck all night long.
Apr 26 2010 8:43PM
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Jgombasy
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17 at homecomin afterparty.  by that time i didnt care if i got caught or not. 
Pink Panty droppers and shots. 
 Forgot who i was and everybody around me so i spend my night introducing myself to everyone at the party even though i knew them for about 3 or 4 years.
thought that if i wasnt constantly drinking alcohol then i would loose my buzz so i went way over my limits
puked 5 times then passed out in a tree.

AWESOME EXPERIENCE!!!!!!
Apr 26 2010 8:59PM
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DaveM
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First time i was 13 or 14. I was just at a buddys with a few girls, we were a bunch of immature little shits that were bored and trying to find something to do. So we decide to break into my buddys dads liquor cabinet. I didnt really know how to drink, didnt know how much i needed to get drunk and had no clue of how to pace myself. Sure enough i end up drinking 3 kitchen glasses full of dry gin in the span of half an hour. Afterwards i walk down the main street in my neighbourhood in my underwear. Mission accomplished.

Apr 26 2010 9:08PM
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zahava
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I'd say that the average person would be out cold if you drank 3 decent sized glasses of gin, especially if you were small. calling a bluff. if not thought, sorry, and thats a good story.
Apr 26 2010 11:08PM
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B-team
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Yea davis you got fucked on this one..

by far the worst coloring on someone ive ever seen

Apr 26 2010 11:16PM
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BenWhit
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16, pounded keystones with a few buddies. at one point during the night, we were drinking malibu, keystone, and cranberry juice out of  a bowl, passing it around like the last supper or some shit. went to bed at five, woke up at 8 to be my cousins godfather at his christening
Apr 27 2010 12:36AM
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rach
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i was 12 at my cousins wedding, rolling down the hills in the courtyard in my gown
Apr 27 2010 1:02AM
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clandemush
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i think it's a given that everyone gets absolutely wasted their first time getting drunk. me, i don't remember. not that i was blackout, which is very likely, i just don't remember when i got drunk for the first time. but i bet it was one hell of a good time.
Apr 27 2010 1:18AM
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theabortionator
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This thread appears reposted every few months. Fuck you and your first beer and the thread
Apr 27 2010 1:38AM
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Schlop
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first time being plastered: 14 and one month, drank a full water bottle of shitmix wandering around my town with two olderfriends, got to mcdonalds and chugged a second full one in a few seconds. I blacked out when it hit me. apparently I saw my girlfriend and she got mad at me for not being able to make words
Apr 27 2010 1:45AM
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Schlop
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oh yea iforgot. passed out chunning everywhere, 2 police cars, a fire truck, and ambulance ride home. worst hangover I've ever had
Apr 27 2010 1:47AM
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.Natty.
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first time drinking was when i was 15 at a party with my brother and his friends, 9 shots of vodka and a substantial amount of captain and a few shots of yager. I fell down the same stairs twice, luckily they were carpeted. After the second time i proceeded to pass out at the bottom of the stairs. Woke up in the same spot the next morning.
Apr 27 2010 8:45AM
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ECB
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I have a bottle of chatreusse in my room right now, its a liquor made from over 120 herbs.  It smells herby, minty, and well its hard to describe the taste.  Its 55 percent alcohol, and goes good mixed, or with ice, or in hot chocolate. 
Apr 27 2010 11:30AM
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fourtwozero
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i remember my first drink. oh wai no i dont
Apr 27 2010 11:32AM
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MADDECENT
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damn your still alive?
Apr 27 2010 12:40PM
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RRhighrider
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When i was 12 my parents were having a bbq at my house.  All the adults were in the backyard.  i filled a cup full of tequilla and drank it in the front yard with lipton ice tea as chaser. My friends and i made betting on basketball shots and i won $50.  All the parents must have been drunk because we got wasted and to this day they have no idea.
Apr 27 2010 2:44PM
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garrettwiz
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i was 15. my friend goes to college right near my hill. so after skiing me him and another friend went to his dorm got some beer. then his room mates called his right after we got out saying they wanted him to move out. so this made him depressed and went into a drinking rage. so we went back to some hotel and proceeded to just get messed up out of our minds. lol. then went to mcdonalds. puked once, not too bad at all.
Apr 27 2010 4:26PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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So here is how it panned out. It was around a month or so ago when I got drunk for the first time. After walking to the house which the party was being held, I handed the "gatekeeper" $5 and walked inside. I was quickly directed into the basement where the party was being held. My friend introduced me to all the kids until one guy comes up to me and tells me to follow him. After making our way to the other room the kid opens the fridge and hands me a beer, then continues to take one and put 2 more in each of his back pockets. I move back to the room where everyone is playing pong, flip cup, etc. and take a seat on the couch. My friend keeps feeding me beers and after a couple I'm feeling buzzed. I get up and make my way to the other room to find one of my other friends who had disappeared. This kids house was comparable to that of a chicken coop, too much cock, and not enough room. Slipping through a bunch of wreckless kids I manage to transport myself to the other room where I see my friend jerking in a strobe light, that shit was mind bottling. Anyway I get him to come through to the other room where a girl asks me to play flip cup and I accept, meanwhile my friend disappears again, sneaky asians. So now I'm on beer number 7ish and remembered that the only thing I had eaten since breakfast were skittles, the crumbs from this kids crumb cake, and a dorito(just one). It was kind of like a roller coaster and I had just reached the top, everything else would be down hill from here. I wanted some fresh air so I stumbled up the stairs and out the back porch. There were about 10 scumbags chain smoking on the deck and the smoky air made me sick real quick so I took a seat on the stairs. After sitting there for about 3 minutes my friend runs past me and says "cops..." and kept going. Not knowing what was going on, I hopped down a couple steps and jumped the railing...bad idea. What I thought was a 2 foot drop turned out to be around 10 and not really giving a shit I just got up and tried catching up to my friend like a ghost in pac man. We came upon a swamp and just decided to jump his neighbors fence and run down a couple houses to get away from the cops. After crossing the road, passing through a yard, some woods, a parking lot, narnia, and some other roads we arrived at my friends house and sat down to watch king of the hill. After sitting down for about half an hour I felt nauseous and peaced out the back door quickly. I looked over the railing of his porch and saw new flowers planted so I made like a kenyan and ran to the end of his deck and did a superman frontflip with out the front flip as I missed the step. I never thought projectile vomit was real, until the point where I watched every last drop of beer I had escape from my mouth. My plan from now on, smoke more, drink less.
Apr 27 2010 5:07PM
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Shreddysaurus
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this is full of way too many stories that are way too long.

I can tell you about the last time i will ever drink

1 bottle of vodka, 1 chick i thought was cute, 3 bowls of bloody vomit and 1 trip to the hospital.

Fuck alcohol
Apr 27 2010 5:17PM
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hoodratz47
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the first like black out waking up in puke time was in college in colorado at cmc leadville at the bowling ally and they were serving everybody and i was 19 at the time so i got down,  i had 3 darth vaders( long islands but subsitute jager for coke) 2 bleacher creatures(bailys and 151) jack and coke and couple shots of beam. I WAS FUCKED UP so we left the bowling ally and i was getting drove back to this guys house so we could blaze but we get pulled over and the cop looks at me and says "Holy shit this guy is drunk as fuck" and im like yeah so! then right then things went black and next thing i know i am in my bed all wet and shit so i grab my cock and see that i had not pissed myself and i relize that i have puked the bed soo fucking hardcore my roomate goes that wha!ts you get for talking shit! and im like fuck so i take off my clothes and my bedding and roll it up and put it in a trash bag.   the next day puking hung over hell.  so i ask people what happend and they were like. jim you were over at robbies house and you just keept telling people how fucked up you were and smoking all your bowls and that you got a ride back with the head RA and you left your pipe in the back seat and that jennifer had helped you back and you said some really fucked up shit to her and she now hates your guts..   i was like fuck. i mean i got owend fucked it up with a girl i really liked and lost a sick shirt due to the puke!.  that was the first time that i blacked out drunk but it sure as shit was not the last!
Apr 27 2010 5:21PM
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oreopancake.
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Haha, all the kids at my school lie about how much they drink all the time. Actual quotes heard:

"Yeah man, I had an entire texas mickey to myself"
"Do you know what a texas mickey is?"
"Yeah" explains what it is (correct explanation..)
"Oh, okay then.."

"Yeah, at this party, me and my friend split these beers we bought, and I had around 15, and he had 5"
"Oh, I didn't realize they made 20 packs of beer"
"No man, I got shots through the night as well, so I got fucked up!!!!"

"Yeah, it was so crazy, I shotgunned 10 beers, played like 8 games of pong, then did three keg-stands!"
^^that one was the funniest, because I was at that party, and there was no keg.
Apr 29 2010 2:40AM
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TOUCHE
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ok i actually remember most of the night except it seemed to go by very quickly and some bits are a little splotchy like getting home, also the only part of the drinks i slight exaggerated was the flask because i dont think i drank the whole thing because i was giving most of it away to other people i probable had 1/4 to 1/3. also it was from about 8pm through to 3-5 am and i was still very drunk playing soccer the next day at midday.

sorry about not following the FIRST time rule but it was two days ago when i wrote it so figued it was kinda relevent as it was fresh in my memory (forgive the pun).

Apr 29 2010 4:18AM
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TOUCHE
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i had the worst headache the next day. well technically i was still drunk and feeling fine while i played soccer after a solid hour sleep (almost got cut from the team) but then about 12 i started getting a headache, and on my way home i realised i forgot my key so i crashed at a mates house lay on his bed all day drinking water, tried some painkillers but munted them up within 30 seconds. About that night 10pm some other guys came round to get stoned and watch the matrix, and i missed out on the fun.
Apr 29 2010 4:23AM
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nkinsman10
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hmm. im not 100% sure. i know when i was like 10 years old i had like half a beer at the beach because i was thirsty and my dad only brought beer, i dont think i was drunk tho. when i was like 13 i had a beer at that same beach, and remember being significantly buzzed. then when i was 15, again at that same beach, me and 3 friends got 4 12 packs, each to ourselves. we each chugged about 6 in a row, then proceeded to go meet up with some females and build a bonfire. within 20 mins of meeting up with the girls, about 4 more beers had been consumed, and i was in the dunes hooking up with one of them. the night was cut short, however, because one of their friends was yacking all over the place. good night all in all tho. oh and those beer cans from the first 6 we each chugged are in the same spot they were. it is coming up on 2 years at the end of may.

around 6 weeks later was my first blackout, on a beach again but this time on the other side of the country in NY at my uncles clam bake. only thing i remember was i was trying to convince my older cousin to let me stay downstairs claiming i wasnt as drunk as i looked. that whole vacation was filled with being extremely drunk kickin it with my cousins.
Apr 29 2010 5:26AM
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EastCoast315
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I've never really be "shitfaced". I got slightly drunk once off vodka and orange juice, it was terrible. I haven't drank since, and that was like 4 years ago. I probably won't drink, either.
Apr 29 2010 5:57AM
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theabortionator
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You will eventually. Stick to the trees for the most part though
Apr 29 2010 6:01AM
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EastCoast315
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Thats what I'm all about. And some tobacco by the pipe now and then, with a good cup of black coffee. Thats all I need
Apr 29 2010 6:03AM
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Shreddysaurus
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Yuck! Tobaccy and black coffee taste horrible and they are more addictive than the greens
Apr 29 2010 10:52AM
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Shreddysaurus
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haha to each his own
Apr 29 2010 12:27PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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shit, i was 10. My grandpa gave me Slibojvica ( croatian drink 40% ) ( yes we are from croatia ) and a cigarette. So I burned myself, spat out all the liquor. And told my mom. My grandpa got seriously shit on.
Apr 29 2010 12:41PM
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Zent33zy
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in the city friends got a hobo to buy shit

had a 4loko tasted like candy and had half of a 40 and finished my friends 4loko

i allmost got hit my 3 cars and tried to hook up with a 20 year old no lie

also got a coconut thrown at me and skated across the gwb at 1 am shit was fun

it was on my 15th birthday

Apr 29 2010 12:53PM
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