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First time drinking... and we 'aint talking no water.

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Steezy_me123
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When was the first time you were drunk, what happened, was it planned, how old were you, was it a day to remember ?


Awesome, copious amounts of Karma for funny stories that aren't fake.
Apr 24 2010 12:35AM
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mcskimming
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hahaha saame exept it was my aunties wedding
Apr 24 2010 11:44AM
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no_steeze
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15 at a friend's house, his older sister was there and bought us a ton of stuff and had us drink it all, we played pong and then just ran around the house drinking and breaking stuff, smoked some blunts oustide, and then passed out and slept until 4pm the next day
Apr 24 2010 11:49AM
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Balto
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um...13 in mexico most likely(for my first full beer), i'd had sips before that
Apr 24 2010 12:38PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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I was 11 and weighed like 55 lbs, my dad put a shot of rum in my Eggnog. I fell over and started laughing
Apr 24 2010 12:55PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
ummm  where the fuck did you get a keg of carona?? calling your bluff
Apr 24 2010 2:38PM
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Proze
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I was 11 and this liquor store by my camp was going out of business so my brother (14 at the time) ran in and put a bottle of vodka in his waistband and ran out, we fucking booked it down to the boat and went to our camp. My brother and I and like three other kids kicked the bottle. When we woke up one kid had been shot in the testicle by a bb gun (like one pump) for calling another kids mom a milf, another kid had cuts inside his ass cheeks because he was mooning these girls and fell off the sea wall onto some rocks. and we had shot out like half the windows in my brothers cabin. We later found the last member of our party laying on a couch in another cabin with his head duct taped so it was lined up with a bucket for puke catching purposes. We called it the luckiest day ever for some reason. The good ole days before anything mattered.
Apr 24 2010 2:53PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6

i was 14 and my brother was 18 so i got drunk with him and all his friends off of 151 then went to laser quest craziest fucking game ever lol last thing i remember was looking at the score and me getting 1st or 2nd then then yelling out of pure joy...then i woke up in my brother sorm with the worst hangover to this day lol

Apr 24 2010 2:54PM
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PattyFow
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i was in 5th grade, so i guess i was 11. i was at one of my friends houses and it was fucking dumping snow outside, im not sure if any of you coloradans remember the six foot storm about seven years ago, im sure you do. either way, it was during that, my friend and i were in his hot tub shed thing that has a fridge in it, we figured it would be a good idea to drink some of his parents mikes hard lemonades considering the fact that we had nothing else to do. i had one, and was drunk as fuck. it was good shit. nothing really eventful happened, but then again i was in 5th grade.
Apr 24 2010 3:09PM
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katie.
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+k for you i laughed pretty hard
Apr 24 2010 3:13PM
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ECB
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First time I was with my Uncle's band (Dropkick Murphys /claim) backstage at a show in Northern Lights in clifton park new york, and the one warm up band,  Civet, and my uncle, drank with me, my first time ever having a beer.  Still have the beer can that was my first that night, and my mom was with me, she drank wine with some of the Civet girls.  I was 18.
Apr 24 2010 3:13PM
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BootySpunk.
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that right there duhhhhh

but really

first sip of beer was at like 10 or 11 at a football game and my dad gave me some and I thought it tasted like piss.

First time I got drunk was at my friends hour at like 15-16 and we mixed vodka and monster and after like a cup I couldn't walk straight and it was bad lol I had no idea what was going on.
Apr 24 2010 3:20PM
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D-Ross
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First time drinking was the first time I got a ticket, sucked dick. Freshman, 14, it was a party for the end of swim season and the seniors were putting it on in a small house in the middle of nowhere. It was all going good until the kid's mom came and asked what was going on. She was disappointed, but wasn't going to rat us out... that's when the police came. Being a Freshman, I didn't realize that we were completely fucked. Small house= small window of sneaking out. There was two doors, one in the front, one on the side, both were in direction of the driveway so in plain view of the 5-0. The principal's son was there and went outside to say he was the only one drinking, he honestly thought that would get them away. The Mom was freaking out and opened the door to let the cops in. everyone got breathalyzed, including the only underclassman at that party, me. I was too afraid to call my mom so I called my brother to come pick me up. Grounded for a month (not too bad) and as it turns out, the Mom opened the door, but the Father was the one who technically owned the property so the tickets were expunged from our records. Bad part was that the party was blamed on me. The cops said they saw puke on the ground and came to investigate, complete bullshit. First of all, it was a half and half mud/snow mix on the ground. Second, I didn't even puke that night, I specifically knew it was a senior that was friends with my brother. Nothing I say now will change the fact that some of the kids still blame it on me despite this next sentence. Found out it was a girl that ratted us out because she didn't like one of the guys there and decided it would be a good idea to get him in trouble. She's a senior and I have her in some of my sophomore classes, the hate from me to her cannot be put into words. And that is my first drinking experience.
Apr 24 2010 3:21PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Where do you work? I work at Drowsy Water Ranch in granby?
Apr 24 2010 3:28PM
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Jamestown
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Haha I felt like I was gonna die, but I turned out all good.

I had swim time trials the next morning...that was torture.
Apr 24 2010 3:28PM
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AustinR_25
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was about 13 or 14. was with a few friends and decided to take a few shots and drink a little bit. had a baseball game at 7 in the morning and was still hammered. needless to say i had to pitch and hit almost every batter and threw a few balls over the fence.
Apr 24 2010 3:40PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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17 camping with my family, all i know is i woke up and my foot was gushing blood
Apr 24 2010 4:59PM
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MADDECENT
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hahah amazing

Apr 24 2010 5:01PM
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sick-as-aids
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I was 8... and our family went round to friends for a party, and i was the youngest kid there by a bit and all the kids were in a room playing pool etc, and the older kids thought itd be funny if i got drunk so they started feeding me beer, I think i had like 3 or 4 but that was enough to be stumbling around the place and having dad needing to carry me home...
Surprisingly, my parents thought it was rather amusing
Apr 24 2010 5:10PM
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zahava
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On my 13 birthday at my Bar-Mitzvah party at my grandparents house (ya i'm jewish, so what?) My cousins (17, 15) had a 26 of vodka. Between the two of them, me, and a bunch of my friends, we downed the entire thing (not that thats a lot haha). So much fun, spent the entire night grinding with this chick that i'd been crushing on. We also put vodka in snowcones, yah we had snowcones, nbd, and got some beers and mixed drinks from the bartender. After the party, we grabbed some more beers and sat on the neighbour's porch, who happened to be on vacation. Fun night.
Apr 24 2010 5:17PM
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kpow
Posts: 373 - Karma: 33
chuckle
Apr 24 2010 5:29PM
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EvanMeyer
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I was 13 at my friends house about to go over to some hoes house and all the sudden he busts out a bottle of jager we each take like 4 shots get hammed went over and chilled with some bitches....wasnt to bad

Apr 24 2010 5:29PM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267

My first time was when i was a freshman in highschool. I woke up naked and I'll leave it at that.

My most recent adventure took place last night and ended with me getting tackled by the police for trying to get into an old ladies house that I had mistaken for the one I was staying at.

I didnt get in any trouble luckily (Im only 18) but I still cant find my phone.

Apr 24 2010 5:50PM
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Downtofilm
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2010 new years i was 13 drank 2/4 of the bottle of scotch, was super wasted ended up crying for some reason woke up with lots of bruises got in a fight broke the kids nose
Apr 24 2010 5:53PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,260
Searched it once and already found another thread 3 pages long.


https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/503453/

Use the search bar, these threads blow anyway. And I was 2 years old
Apr 24 2010 6:01PM
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Motherfucka
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I was 14,  my brother in law and his friend invited me to go to the sand dunes by rexburg for the weekend, I blew the engine in my bike so I held the fort all day. They said they would let me have whatever I wanted. I took all their boons farm, aka "boobs!" is what i called it.
Apr 24 2010 6:09PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,260
Jesus thats small. How old/ how much do you weigh now. I'm not sure but I would think I was around 100 pounds when I was 11.
Apr 24 2010 6:17PM
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squibble
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summer of grade 7. Drank a glass of tequila, nothing happened, so we went downstairs to get some more. By the time we got to the liquor cabinet we were shitfaced. Me and my friend at the time threw up all over his room, I'm talking 2 peoples worth of puke on the bed, the floor, the bathroom and the couch. We blamed the mess of his dog.
Apr 24 2010 6:26PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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just wondering why you put 2/4 instead of 1/2...


Apr 24 2010 7:08PM
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naturday
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I was 18. I was at a bonfire. I got smashed and some guy was trying to comfort me by rocking back and forth on his lap. I told him to stop because i felt like i was on a boat, but he tried to kiss me and i ended up puking in his face. I then woke up in a bathroom with my best friend in a betty boop sweatshirt and rugrats shorts that were not mine...i love drinking.
Apr 24 2010 7:14PM
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applejuice.
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FUCK YEA!
Apr 24 2010 7:16PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Maybe it was more, but I always was a small kid
Apr 24 2010 8:10PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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i wanna say 9th grade....maybe 10th

i went to a party at the old 4bi9 house celebrating tom winning something big, maybe superunknown? anyway, had i dont know how much beer from the keg in the dungeon basement, then when it ran out i went upstairs and we spent like half an hour trying to figure out how to tap like a cannon ball or some shit. i remember this black guy busting sick flows about 4bi9, and i talked to dave euhler and found out he had talked to my mom on the chairlift a few days before. i walked back to my friends, and i think i peed in the street on the way. no puking!
Apr 24 2010 8:58PM
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omIV
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15 at my friend's cabin.  I had brought over a few of those miniature bottles of whiskey and vodka that you get on airplanes.  We drank those while watching an AC/DC concert DVD, and realized we weren't drunk enough.  So we took a bottle of vodka from the freezer and pored a solo cup for each of us.

By the time I was half done with mine, I was dunking oreos in it. 

We finally finished the vodka, went back to the kitchen.  Neither of us wanted more liquor, and we found a single bottle of molson canadian.  We took turns sipping what, at the time, was the most beautiful thing we had ever tasted.  At this point, its around 130 am.  I had brought my laptop over for some reason, and had a brand new girls next door movie fresh off kazaa...

So we took turns going into the bathroom with it.

After that, we went into his bedroom and started shouting at each other about something.  Then we made up and hugged for a solid 3 minutes.  Then his mother came in, mid embrace, with my laptop sitting on the ground playing a video of a girl getting off with a vibrator.

Needless to say, she was a little horrified.  We ended up telling her that we were drunk so she wouldn't think we were gay.
Apr 24 2010 9:12PM
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chicken
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I bought the 24 pack the first time me, or any of my friends there had gotten drunk. It was the summer before highschool and I lost rock paper scissors. First store I went to sold it to me. Got drunk around the fire. Didn't really drink much until we had cars though because it sometimes took 4 or 5 stores till we could get beer. Plus we had the excuse "oh damn my wallet is in the car" and then would take off to the next one.

Apr 24 2010 9:35PM
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no_steeze
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oh if this is about first time drinking at all, not getting drunk, i used to ask my dad for sips all the time and first full beer was probably 13 or 14
Apr 25 2010 12:37AM
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bnor
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16, after SATs, me and 5 people drinking at this girls house, mixed shots and then coors. then one bitch got to fucked up and called some seniors and told them it was an open house, next thing i know there are 50 kids in this girls house. so i start tweaking out, stumble out of the house and literally scare myself sober. drive to mcdonalds, order 20 chicken nuggets, hide in the corner by myself eating my comfort food, go home.
Apr 25 2010 1:16AM
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Peter.
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am i the only one who caught this?
Apr 25 2010 1:31AM
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t_rob
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march or april when i was 15. my friends older brother worked at a golf course and got some gin. Gin and juice. We didn't drink much but i definitely felt different.
Apr 25 2010 1:38AM
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1337
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hahahahahhahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah
Apr 25 2010 1:56AM
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Downtofilm
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Ahaha I thought of that just after I posted it
Apr 25 2010 3:37AM
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Moe-Monayyyy
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8th grade with my cousin. I was 95 pounds he was like 160.

We were in a hotel in bumfuck nowhere of eastern Washington for a hunting trip. It was the day after thanksgiving I think. It was me, my cousin, my real dad (who I dont live with), my dads girlfriend, my uncle (cousins dad), my other uncle, and our grandparents. We started drinking after everyone went to bed, but we werent like trying to be sneaky about it. It wasnt like "ok there asleep lets get drunk!! hehehe" we were just sitting there and decided to start drinking so we started pouring shots of vodka.

Once I could tell I was drunk I was really unimpressed because I still had basic motor skills and shit haha so I decided I just needed to drink more. All of this is going on while my grandparents and one of our uncles is sleeping like 5 feet away from us and my dad and his dad are sleeping in the other room.

Ok I'll cut to the chase, we completely finished a half gallon of smirnoff vodka and had started taking shots of whiskey when I fell onto the bed my uncle was in and I began puking (on him). I dont remember it but I know it happened. After that I just remember bits and pieces of my dad holding me up outside of the hotel room making me drink water and try and walk and keep my eyes open. I guess they were on the verge of calling for an ambulance because I was going in and out but after a while of my dad helping me they decided id be ok. 

As far as "pics or it didnt happen" my grandma got 1 picture of me on the puke covered bathroom floor in boxers trying to climb up the side of the toilet. And trust me I look like deathhhhhh. Haha next time at dads house Ill try to get a copy of it up here.

My grandparents were really upset for a while just cause im kinda they screwup and my grandpas about to die and they want me "on the right path" and stuff you know.

But I didnt really get in trouble or anything and Im glad my dad was there for me shit coulda been bad.

Sparknotes: little tiny kid drinks way too much.

Apr 25 2010 3:52AM
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Moe-Monayyyy
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I always just assume the poster is male for some reason so im just reading this like "wtf is this some homo shit or what??" then im like ohhhhhh its a girl. hahaha

Apr 25 2010 4:25AM
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sol-JAH.boi
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not the first time i drank but the first time i got wasted was Halloween last year...i was drinking 151 and jager...i was wearing a small box around my waist and nothing else...i was a birthday present, sexy i know...anyways i woke up the next morning under a ping pong table the box was ripped and i was wearing an army helmet..i have no idea how the box was ripped or by who and who's army helmet i was wearing because the theme of the night for the girls was army clothing
Apr 25 2010 11:12AM
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jamodeo
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I was 6 and drank from the punch bowl at one of my parents friends parties i didn't know there was alcohol in the punch bowl the rest o the night i continued drinking from it until my dad found out there was alcohol in it then i just sat around like any other 6 year old

The first time knowing about it was when i was 14 on my classes float at pep rally from some girlys jager then rode around town on the float and went to a dance it was fun
Apr 25 2010 11:22AM
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c.davis
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Okay so heres a story..
My parents are out of town so i decide to have some people over.. i have a good house for it.. i live in the woods behind a coded gate.
So we get over there and have people over.. well it being my first time i wasnt sure of my limits.. So I had a fith of captain to myself. I didnt think it was too much because i thought it tasted to good. and i was also 15.
Then went and played beer pong and killed it. went undefeated. after that.. well i wasnt so lucky
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Apr 25 2010 11:22AM
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amo2le86
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i was in my teens in poland drinkin some delicious Zywiec. Got into a chugging contest with some older dudes (got beat but held my own i was pretty proud). I remember heading to the dance floor and then the it was all black from there. Apparently I dove headfirst down some concrete stairs cuz I thouht it would be fun. Also I woke up with my pants on but no underwear. Where the hell did they go? To this day I have no idea.
Apparently I also ran away from the taxi without paying after vomiting in the back seat. I fell pretty bad about that
Apr 25 2010 11:46AM
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hoodratz47
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ok. i was just saying i have never seen carona on tap
Apr 25 2010 1:38PM
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c.davis
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Apr 25 2010 8:43PM
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TOUCHE
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last friday had some pre's before a party then went out, and after the party went into the city. the drinks i remember having were............

1.)   1/2 bottle of jack daniels (shots)
2.)   over 2 litres of bourbon and coke
3.)   a few beerz (2-4?)
4.)   got into a drinking contest after all this with some random at a pub, we started shotting down ABC's (absinthe, 151 and chatreusse) until he munted all over the floor and we got kicked out.

after i got home i had a solid hour of sleep before my mate woke me for soccer, probably the most fun game i have played, still smashed off my face. Coach wasn't too happy though informing me that if i turn up pissed again i am cut from the team.

my most vivid memory of the night would probably be ummmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Apr 25 2010 9:21PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Was 14, or maybe 13. Drank Peppermint and Peach Schnapps. It was my buddy's birthday. Ran all over the neighborhood at 2 in the morning fucking up peoples shit, tearing up their mail and TPing them and whatnot. We were such little assholes lol.


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