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First time drinking... and we 'aint talking no water.

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Steezy_me123
Posts: 164 - Karma: 48
When was the first time you were drunk, what happened, was it planned, how old were you, was it a day to remember ?


Awesome, copious amounts of Karma for funny stories that aren't fake.
Apr 24 2010 12:35AM
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shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
151. Can't tell a story I don't remember lol
Apr 24 2010 12:36AM
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Steezy_me123
Posts: 164 - Karma: 48
Agreed that deserves Karma, how old were you?
Apr 24 2010 12:37AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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12, my Dad's wedding to my step-mom. Got shitfaced on Champagne, probably had an entire bottle to myself.
Apr 24 2010 12:39AM
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yojimbo
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i was 6 when i stole my first bottle of daddy's moon shine. those were the days. back when the shop clerk knew me so well he'd sell me ciggarettes cuz he thought they were for my pops.
Apr 24 2010 12:39AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
rad fucking icon. And no drinking for me, I'm a clean kid. sorry to disappoint.
Apr 24 2010 12:40AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i remember when i had my first beer
Apr 24 2010 12:46AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
2 and a half 40s and a bunch of shots of vodka.


Yeah....I didn't know my limits, oops.
Apr 24 2010 12:47AM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
six pack of blue ribbon at my friends party and fell asleep on his sofa.
Apr 24 2010 12:51AM
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Keyjibbs
Posts: 1542 - Karma: 96
My first time was on a camping trip with a bunch of my buddies. Got drunk off some wine coolers and vodka. Don't remember much but I did hook up with a random girl (at the time) who is now a pretty good friend.
Apr 24 2010 12:52AM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
you. are. awesome.
Apr 24 2010 12:57AM
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Contender
Posts: 3318 - Karma: 233
15 at a wedding, drank a ridic amount of white wine.  didnt end well
Apr 24 2010 12:59AM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
first time i was drunk i was in cancun with my family. coronas from breakfast through dinner, then rum and coke all night. kendra from the girls next door had her birthday at the club we went to so  easy to say that dancing ensued on my part
Apr 24 2010 1:01AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Got wasted at a friends house on Monarch, only chaser we could find were oranges. Making orange juice drunk at 2am was a terrible idea.
Apr 24 2010 1:03AM
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soulskier
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17
went out to boyne mountain to check out the park "closed for grooming"
wasnt really planned, friends parents were in hawaii
drank quite a bit of beer with 4 or 5 good friends
at one point in the night we were wearing sleeping bags and sliding down the steps....into a cement wall and then drunk dials, posted a thread on here, thanks god it got deleted...
time to remember?
couldnt tell you
next day woke up ski school, no problems
my parents later asked what i was up to the previous night, was there drinking?
i think they asked as a joke, but i answered honestly
the look on their faces was priceless
led to a talk
basically me recapping the fun i had and them not being angry, "just dissapointed" but at the same time happy i was honest with them




and that concludes the longest post i've ever typed
Apr 24 2010 1:05AM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
bahahahahahaha
Apr 24 2010 1:05AM
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Obie.
Posts: 1741 - Karma: 3,646

1st time i drank i woke up in a hunting blind bout 150 yards from the cabin where the party took place....... .i had no idea where the fuck i was, i was scared at 1st, when i got back they told me i left to go find more beer

Apr 24 2010 1:30AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
at 4 am put a glazed donut on my george forman grill, then put cheese on top. (since we had nothing left to make grilled cheese's with). Poured some beer on my head when we waited for it to melt, Then ate it. 
Apr 24 2010 1:34AM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
16, I played three or four games of beer pong and remained fairly sober. About three weeks later, I go to this same kids house and get totally shitfaced. I had a couple beers, about 10 bottle shots of svdeka, and then quite a bit of this watered down captain morgan. I proceded to puke my guts out all night long. One month later, the kid whos house I was at comes up to me and say: "Dude, my dad is pissed that you puked in our trash can. You need to come over and clean that shit up." It's been about six months and I still haven't cleaned it up because I'm a badass
Apr 24 2010 1:42AM
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mtaylor
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
I was 13 and a bunch of us were at my friends house. I had found some grappa in my parents liquor cabinet. We figured it would be a good idea to make a smoothie, but we had already had a couple shots, so we couldn't find the blender.  We ended up finding an electric egg beater, some frozen berries, ice and some juice. So we tried to "blend" it all together in a bowl and ended up getting shit everywhere in his kitchen and on ourselves, wasting half a bottle of grappa, drinking the other half.
Apr 24 2010 1:47AM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
That how much i drank when I almost died haha
Apr 24 2010 1:47AM
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@skiinmitch
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13, Summer of grade 8. ficking craziest summer i ever had. me and my friend decided to get drunk at like 3 am but our plan didn t end up working the way we wanted it to. so i had to snnek  out of my house at around 2.30 am. i meet up with my friend its pitch black out had a couple beers with him than met up with someother people had a couple ciders with them. than walked 1.5 km in pajamas. took some shots in a allyway. end up running from the cops. sit down in this alleway and start puking. my friend is freaking out. try to call a taxi didnt work, tried calling my brother he didnt pick up. So he called his cousin which came and picked us up. drove me to my house i had to sneek back in through a window. Dumb ass idea. I dont remeber what happend or how i got up to my room but i woke up 20 mintues later with my mom and dad yelling at me. got grounded for two months. that was my first time drinking.
Apr 24 2010 1:50AM
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oreopancake.
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Grade eight halloween. I got completely hammered and kicked a cop cars door and left a huge dent then booked it, lost my friends, didn't meet up with them until 3AM, and I only found them because I stumbled into my friends house and started yelling seeing if they were there. The parents weren't pleased.
Apr 24 2010 1:51AM
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Chickendodo
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I was 13, on an island with a bunch of 18 year old dudes with 40s and assorted other alcoholic beverages.  So they start by playing edward 40-hands, I'm included but I only get regular beers, reasonable since I was 13, but I was still not happy.  So when one dude bitched out, I finished his one 40 for him, needless to say, I was fucked at that point.  He decided that would be a good time to tell me his life story.  Cool bro, really wanted to know your life story.  But I liked the dude so I didn't really mind, plus I was blasted so I didn't really give a shit what I was doing.  (This is all in the woods on an island...)  So we get back to the house we were sleeping in, and they decide "yo, we should smoke a bowl!"  Of course I'm like "fuck yeah!".   I had never smoked before that point, and I took like, 8 full on hits of this bowl.  Shit was I blazed and drunk as fuck.  So seeing as this was the second time I had ever drank in quantity, and smoked a fat ass bowl, I was sooooo fucked beyond belief.  I ended up in the living room of the house somehow, sitting up against a wall, banging my head into said wall, and saying ow repeatedly, while subsequently rubbing the dude sitting next to me's leg.  I feel like that can't be all that I did that night, but that's all I remember, actually, then I went to bed, and puked into a bowl... like a lot of puke.  They told me the next morning that the dude that took the bowl away walked into the other room and said "Hot soup anyone?"  Fuck yeah.  I woke up like 8 hours later with my dad drunk as fuck passed out in the same bed as me.

TLDR: Got drunk/blazed for the first time, ended up rubbing a dudes leg and banging my head into a wall, woke up next to my dad passed out in the same bed as me.
Apr 24 2010 2:06AM
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brockerton-
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well i couldn't really drink much without throwing up until i was about 14, the first time i held anything in and got retarded shitfaced, but it was unfortunately during my sisters grad party. i think i remember watching parts of "the sixth element" with ALOT of other impaired college grads and then getting into a fist fight with my bedroom door. i woke up with a headache the size of.... i dunno a basketball???? then i looked at my knuckles and they were bloody and hurt.

actually i take back that part about holding it in, i threw up in my cereal that morning.
Apr 24 2010 2:16AM
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el_chupacabra
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age 15, i was working up in steamboat for the summer. i shared a condo with about 7 other guys all of whom were about 4-7 years older than me. we had the day off so we had all bought air soft guns and had had a massive air soft war in the condo. that night i probably played 5 games of beer pong and then just sipped a couple more beers. we were all pretty drunk and needless to say the air soft guns got pulled out. let's just say alcohol + air soft = bad idea. woke up the next morning with welts all over my body. we went to village inn and i puked all over the table as i was trying to give my order to the waitress.
Apr 24 2010 2:22AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
I was 18, yeah i know.. late bloomer. It was new years eve 08 and what did me in was Everclear. still to this day i cant stand the smell of it! Woke up without a hang over ready to kick it like a champ (i don't know how i didn't die). Girlfriend on the other hand threw up at Waffle House. the end
Apr 24 2010 2:35AM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
My 13th bday, my buddy stole a bottle of ol jimmy bean from his parents cabinet. We lived on a lake so chilled with the normal city kids passing this bottle around. It was fucking gross. No chaser or nothing. Needless to say I wound up puking hot dogs from the bbq earlier all over my room. My mom blamed it on my dad not cooking the meat all the way lmfao.

I didn't touch jimmy bean again till 2 months ago here in Korea and I love it now.

I smoked weed before drinking, is that bad?
Apr 24 2010 2:39AM
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hoodratz47
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BHAAAAAAAA WAIT WHAt!!!!!!    holy shit dude. that is amazing.+k
Apr 24 2010 3:32AM
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hoodratz47
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my first time was when i was 12 and i was over at my buddies house and his dad was like you boys want to smoke cigars and were like yeah cool so we smoke cigars and then hes like you guys wanna drink some brandy.. where like ok.. so he busts out the courvisear(sp) and we get drinking and shit and we get good and drunk. and so me and will go down and pass out not after i fall off  of the top bunk and will pukes on my foot i did not puke somhow and then the next morning will''s dad wakes us up with a megaphone and halogen light.....   and then he just laughed

Apr 24 2010 3:36AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
your ha aufkcing biotch mother fuckin hjo as ahmotther fuckerra!
Apr 24 2010 3:44AM
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treebeard
Posts: 3662 - Karma: 1,941
atta boy ryan.
Apr 24 2010 3:54AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
you changed yoyr icon BOROOROOO
Apr 24 2010 3:57AM
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treebeard
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yes, and my name
Apr 24 2010 3:59AM
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Mr.Feeny
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i was 16, and i drank jack daniels and orange gaterade... i know, disgusting!! my friend cory slapped a girl in the face for asking him for gum, it was a pricelss experience hahaha
Apr 24 2010 4:43AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
first drink: three years old, stealing dads beer off the table. first time drunk, almost 14, snuck out with my girlfriend and gulped down like a litre of vodka with her.
Apr 24 2010 4:44AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Fist time I drank was the summer going into my junior year, my friend brought me a bottle of jack daniels that he stole from his sister. My other friend and I decided to kill thw whole bottle and needless to say I was shit faced beyond belief. I was puking thw whole next day and felt hungover for nearly two days. Apparently we went down to a park were a bunch of kids were hanging out and I asked a girl for a peice of gum and she didnt have any so i guess i head butted her for not having any gum.

First time I blacked out is a better story though, I have a ranch with 40 acres of land just south of were I live. I work at a summer camp and all of the staff members were looking to party on our night off so I said we could go rage at my ranch cause it was decently close to my camp. Theres a small barn on my land so we set up the rager there and it turned out to be a pretty sick set up. We got some beer pong and flip cup going which was pretty legit. One of my best friends was new to drinking so I decided to show him a good time, we won about 9 games of beer pong and then after that I decided to take some shots and thats were I went down the shitter. I guess when we were leaving I stuck my head out of the window of the car that I was in and projectile vomited all over the hood of the car next to us. Then we got back to camp and went to bed, I pissed my bed that night while my friend who I decided to show a good time to got out of his bunk and pissed over all over this kids laundry haha while saying the most random shit out there. The good thing though is that my camp friends really look out for you and they cleaned up my barn because I was way to dunk to do so. The next day sucked though because I had to wake up at 630 and then go teach little 12 year olds how to go ride horses haha.


Apr 24 2010 4:59AM
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NOS
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I was 13, it was some kind of school party and my sister and her friends (who were also going to the same party) decided to drink a little before the party, and they asked if i wanted to join so i was like yeah ok. so i call over 3 of my friends. when they arrived one of them had stolen a large bottle vodka from his dads. i was like cool, and found 4 shot glasses, and somehow in like an hour we managed to drink the hole bottle. everybody got shitfaced and we kinda ruined the small "party" for my sister so she tells us to just get the hell out and go to the school. so we do that and take about 5 steps out the door and just fall out in to the fucking snow. when you are drunk, the snow actually feels warm haha, so we find out that we are to drunk to go to the school and we just walk inside again. it felt like i was in hell at that point. so i somehow go to bed, and figured if i just sleep it will be over, so i try that and i start vomiting large amounts of puke in my own bed. i puked all over my pillow and then a friend of my sister comes in and cleens my face, cuz she was worried . i go to the bathroom and puke all over the toilet and then i pass out.

after a while my father comes home and he is terrified and im like FUCK. and i am grounded. the next day i hear that one of my friends had ended up in the hospital, shit got intense. he also managed to faceplant and get a large bruise on his eye, and lose his shoe.
short story, it was the worst night of my life
Apr 24 2010 5:13AM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
fuck i am too drunk to remember
+ karma?
fuck you
no fuck you
Apr 24 2010 6:16AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
I think I was 12, it was New Years. I did not understand the difference between jello and jello shots. Nuff said.
Apr 24 2010 6:23AM
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No_Dub
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15 years old about halfway through soccer season me and the goalie hooked up at his house. I drank almost a whole bottle of some kinda rum and then I couldn't stop pissing. Then I almost fell off a cliff into a landfill. Then we went inside and his older sister was still awake and I grabed her tit. Then she slaped me then I woke up in a twin bed with 2 other people that I don't even remember being there. Then we went to soccer at 10. There was more but I don't remember it. The end
Apr 24 2010 8:28AM
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.travis.
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I was 16. We went to this kids house who was getting kicked out for not paying rent so he was having a moving out party. An older kid was making me absolute and orange juice drinks. I got completely shitfaced after like 2 of them. Then everyone started getting super drunk and trashing the place. Like, breaking everything in the house. It was awesome. Then my gf drove me and another couple home and I hung my head out the window like a dog the whole time and was getting hit by tree branches and stuff. When I finally got home my gf dropped me off first and then left to bring the other kids home. When she got back to my house I was passed out, face down, on my deck. She had to drag me inside and put me to bed. My mom was pissed haha. Good times.
Apr 24 2010 9:23AM
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Luc.
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i dont know how anyone could get drunk off jello shots, but i guess its excusable since you were 12 and all, lol.

i think the first time i drank was when i was 14-15. about the time the v-card was lost. dont remember either actually now that i think about it.
Apr 24 2010 9:43AM
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Crack.
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i got drunk with rack em willie
Apr 24 2010 9:59AM
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Alex_G
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14 in peru with my brother and these random peruvian kids at this girl's party. the parents didnt give a shit that we were drinking in fact they served us all the drinks we had and we got FUCKED up ha ha
Apr 24 2010 10:36AM
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TeamJones
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Chugging vodka?

First time for me, campfire end of junior year of HS. Friend and I kicked back enough rum and cokes we ran out of Coke and had to switch to Sprite--which we decided was the best decision ever at the time.
Apr 24 2010 10:42AM
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Lemuel
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17, senior year of high school, columbus day weekend, UVM with my sister who was a softmore there. I know super lame, as it is nly like a year and a half later and I am currently at UVM (Woohoo!). I wasn't a big partier, but boy, my first time drinking was quite the experience. Ended up going down town to some house, dominated at flip cup, party got busted, got out the front door when the cops went to the back door, and i don't remember from there.

But last 4th of July, I got hammered with my parents and my neighbors (my neighbor makes a mean margarita, which I had 5 of, oops) and my sister was having a party. Of course my birthday is July 5th, so I was going hard. Got to my sisters and spent like 5-10 minutes trying to figure out how to open a dam bottle of champagne (it had one of those stupid metal fuckers on it), then took a gulp and boom all the foam comes out my nose and I spill a mixed drink all over my lap b/c of it. Lets just say thank god my sister wouldn't let me have anything else to drink after that (around 10? maybe haha) and I still couldn't even stand up the whole next day. Best birthday ever?
Apr 24 2010 10:46AM
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The_Future
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15, drinking with a bunch of my friends who were in their mid to early 20's.  Started off the night by shot-gunning a PBR and then the rest of the night consisted of speed quarters, one guy getting hit in the back with a whisk, one kid went MIA for like a half hour until we found him passed out in the hot tub, and pretty much anyone who passed out got drawn on.  It was an epic night for sure. 

Aftermath of the whisk...

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Apr 24 2010 11:21AM
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fujarome
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i was 16, in maine at a friends house with 2 of my buddies.. Drank a lot of random mixes because we wanted to get drunk, but couldn't make a visible dent in any of the bottles. So by mixes i mean....mixed shots. First night we ended up chasing one of my friends for about 5 miles through the darkest, creepiest woods deep in maine because he believed he was chasing after "a magical prostitute with the tightest vag i've ever seen." Second night we started at around 3 30am, and didn't cease drinking until 9 45am. Then woke up at 11 and were out for the rest of day.
Apr 24 2010 11:22AM
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philipc
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i was 17 at a bonfire. i had very many drinks of coke and wine. passed out in the woods and woke up with the WORST hangver ever
Apr 24 2010 11:26AM
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amo
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It was the fall of 9th grade so 2007. My cousin's wedding in Maine. My older brother, 17 at the time, was making me rum & cokes all night. I didn't get absolutely shitfaced, but I was pretty tipsy and ended up dancing the night away with my mother on the dance floor. Good times.
Apr 24 2010 11:38AM
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