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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
ha anyone herd of Bling skis


So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Apr 15 2004 5:58PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Yeah, they're siiiiiiiiiick. PJ Cliche owns the pro scene now. You haven't heard of him because he's too busy 'keepin' it real' to do contests or shoot with photogs/video peeps.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 15 2004 6:00PM
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CTC
Posts: 183 - Karma: 17
holey crap!
Apr 15 2004 6:00PM
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deleted000
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 11
what an over played joke.
Apr 15 2004 6:00PM
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deleted000
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 11
what an over played joke.
Apr 15 2004 6:00PM
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Pipe_Munky
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yeah dey be da bomb shit!! pj cliché is their top guy and he's so sick! he takes his influence right from skateboarding, even though you're on concrete and you face sideways his skiing is total skate influence!! be sure to look for this guy next year!







SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 15 2004 6:01PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
And camo, lotsa camo. Don't ever forget about the camo.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 15 2004 6:02PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i tattooed my balls, now ones magenta and ones black.
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Apr 15 2004 6:03PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
no one's doin the camo right now but him! no one has heard of him becausre he doesn't compete. he just films and works on backcountry hits!





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 15 2004 6:03PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Cuz no one but him and telemarking hippies go into the backcountry. The same telemarkers that supply him with endless amounts of weed, which he smokes all day everyday.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 15 2004 6:05PM
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vantownloc
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 12
^ so rad! love it.
Apr 15 2004 6:37PM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
anyone got a website



So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Apr 15 2004 6:56PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
what mag was that in? i need to get it. ive heard so much
felt like a big man pushing that kid around!
shes talking to her invisible friend, God
adrian
Apr 15 2004 7:47PM
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five40
Posts: 285 - Karma: 10
^Skier mag. love it



*Anything worth doing is worth doing to excess.*
Apr 15 2004 8:10PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
ha ha this is great


'You do or do not, there is no try.' Yoda
Apr 15 2004 9:18PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
The third ski is for the podium.








There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Apr 15 2004 9:33PM
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thehellmuth
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 10
ive heard of DEFY SKIS



'its better to burn out, then fade away' - kurt cobain

PONIVERUS
Apr 15 2004 9:34PM
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Mothership182
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
Website?

My Razor Blades are Dope!
Apr 20 2004 2:58AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
There is no website. Bling is too fucking core to have a website. All they do is sit in their ski factory somewhere around Montreal(the closest you can humanly get to the newschool skiing center of the universe), smoke weed, and press a few pairs of skis per day for the world's best pro skiers you'll never hear of. Each pair of skis is actually 3 skis, with one extra long one for the podium, to maximize sponsor exposure.



Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
Apr 20 2004 3:20AM
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Mothership182
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
so you have no fucking clue is what you're telling me!
My Razor Blades are Dope!
Apr 20 2004 3:23AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^no, what I'm telling you is that there is no website, because Bling is too fucking hardcore to have one. They don't need one.



Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
Apr 20 2004 3:24AM
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Mothership182
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
Any possible avenues to hit up, possibly other than a website, I ultimatley need an address. They might be hardcore, and underground, but there has to be a way. If you don't know, just say...
My Razor Blades are Dope!
Apr 20 2004 3:28AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
no they actually do have a website, but you can only access it from a single cluster of supercomputers located in a cave in the middle of the mountains in western canada. you have to bust a switch d12 opposite mute while simultaneously performing retinal, fingerprint, and voice recognition scans before you are allowed access to this cave, and it's satellite signal is relayed from a different random system node 5000 times a second so pin-pointing the location is impossible.



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 20 2004 3:30AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I think you can get in touch with them through SBC Skier Magazine. Try info@sbcskier.com



Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
Apr 20 2004 3:31AM
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McGoo
Posts: 227 - Karma: 10
Apparently he has been wearing too much camo gear to be found, which is why noone can find him.



In tractor pulls, a 'full pull' is the best you can get. Ahh, how sport mirrors life.
Apr 20 2004 4:03AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^It's much, much more complicated than you'll ever be able to even imagine.



Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
Apr 20 2004 4:05AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
yah it isn't traditional camo, it platinum diamond camo with 24k gold loops for extra clips



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 20 2004 4:08AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
all using that special 'digi' camo scheme, so you really can't see shit, even if PJ is 3 feet in front of you.



Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
Apr 20 2004 4:13AM
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BrianGauthier
Posts: 775 - Karma: 16
PJ is the man, that interview in skier was awesome
Apr 20 2004 4:55AM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
Strode420, that's hilarious.....and true!








There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Apr 20 2004 9:38AM
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