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WTF Stoners?!

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steezepleeze~
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Before the ghetto 14 year olds start giving me shit i say i used the searchbar. maybe its broken.

there is no thread of stoner movies? Jesus mohammed. I was just about to burn one down and watch a film when i thought hey NS knows stuff maybe it can tell me what some awesome movies are that i have never seen. a stoner movie. threads about movies but none just for blazed up people looking for a few laughs and some twists and turns and maybe a nipple or two.

But i gotta give back. so your homework all of you is to watch black dynamite. my new favorite stoner movie to join the long list. i wish it OH WAIT IT CAN BE BOLDED. Black Dynamite.

lay them on me NS im done exams early i have a large bag of weed and lots of food. Stonermovies plz kthx BAI.
Apr 22 2010 11:41PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
I thoroughly enjoyed Half Baked, especially the cameos by Jon Stewart and Snoop Dogg. But you've probably seen it..
Apr 22 2010 11:44PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
hahahaha

anyway,

Half Baked

How High

Friday (Snoop Dogg's favorite weed movie)

Pineapple Express (not a classic stoner comedy, but more of a stoner adventure tale.)
Apr 22 2010 11:45PM
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Nathn
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In no particular order


Old 007 movies

Dazed and Confused

Another Brick in the Wall (will potentially change your life at least while your high)

Planet Earth Episodes

A Hard Day's Night (starring the beatles. actually hilarious)

Old black and white movies with no sound and you have to read what they say kinda thing.

Listen to scary stories on Art Bell or something like Mel's Hole.
Apr 22 2010 11:46PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Any Wu-Tang Instructional Video, such as Wu-Dang

Apr 22 2010 11:47PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
Into the wild is a real thinker.



Every 'pothead' on here is going to say how high. WEGOTTHEPOINTKTHXBAIlovemiraglia.
Apr 22 2010 11:47PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
pick of destiny
Apr 22 2010 11:47PM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
Cheech and chong! Always great
Apr 22 2010 11:47PM
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steezepleeze~
Posts: 103 - Karma: 22
hahah i have literally seen every one of those.
every singly bond with roger moore being racist and sexist slappin bitches is amazing and friday is like my favorite movie. friday 2 "next friday" is also fuckin hilarious
Apr 22 2010 11:49PM
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dave44
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Smiley Face

Super Troopers
Apr 22 2010 11:49PM
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r0dubs
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dazed and confused
Apr 22 2010 11:50PM
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Gnarshred
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Half Baked > Grandma's Boy > All others!
Apr 22 2010 11:54PM
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NataliePortman
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 84
Mind Fucks

slaughterhouse five

2001 a space odyssey

Waking Life

Fantastic Planet

the science of sleep


All around great movies

a serious man

The life aquatic

shrink

clockers

Apr 22 2010 11:56PM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
star wars (the original ones)
2001 A Space Odyssey

any judd apatow movie

Not a movie but the old twilight zone episodes. a good burn and an episode of that before bed always indices crazy dreams for me.
Apr 22 2010 11:56PM
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steezepleeze~
Posts: 103 - Karma: 22
yo you guys actually GOTS to be more original.

not to bump this but... BUMP BUMP.
Apr 22 2010 11:56PM
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ski_DC
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 58

Across the Universe

Any Pixar

Kung Fu Hustle

Apr 22 2010 11:59PM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
HAHA All the good old ones everyone watches listed above, and little nicky! haha. But id rather watch some good ski edits on youtube
Apr 23 2010 12:00AM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
transformers

and i like to watch my threads too
Apr 23 2010 12:06AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
That's because How High is amazing.
Apr 23 2010 12:07AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
Neverending story.........

Yer I said it.
Apr 23 2010 12:10AM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
Planet 51 was a great movie after a few bong rips.
Apr 23 2010 12:11AM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
Jay and silent bob strike back
Apr 23 2010 12:12AM
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chase.
Posts: 716 - Karma: 18
the union

you have to see it could potentially change the way you look at your life.

check it out, i think you can rent it on xbox 360 if you have netflix
Apr 23 2010 12:14AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
finding nemo

Apr 23 2010 12:16AM
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Black-Bandanna
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FTW!
Apr 23 2010 12:18AM
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WILLFRO07
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Try watching Planet Earth or Life, both are absolutley amazing while high and even sober.
As far as movies go, i'd say grandmas boy, and dazed and confused for sure. i can't really think of others right now.
Apr 23 2010 12:23AM
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CypressGrove
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i'll tetsify to that
Apr 23 2010 12:27AM
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lahnabonny
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the first half of Blow
Apr 23 2010 12:34AM
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Scrambles
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yes. this.
Apr 23 2010 12:36AM
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987321654hgfd
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Reefer Madness
Apr 23 2010 12:38AM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
just because the plot of the first part is weed related doesnt make it a good stoner movie...
Apr 23 2010 12:38AM
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knows_butter
Posts: 477 - Karma: 32
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Apr 23 2010 12:38AM
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CypressGrove
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almost the same as watching weeds...
Apr 23 2010 12:39AM
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lahnabonny
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fuck off jeff
Apr 23 2010 12:41AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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any wes anderson movie
any judd apatow movie
half baked
super high me(amazing)
forrest gump(gotta be fucking high as a kite and youll laugh the whole way through!)
old school
any show on time and space on history or science channel
nasa channel then you take a weed snooze
you tube face plant compilations

Apr 23 2010 12:43AM
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foodisfun
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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Apr 23 2010 12:43AM
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CKpolicy
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bottle rocket is deece.
Apr 23 2010 12:44AM
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salomon097
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whoa take it easy. lets just keep this thread on topic

Avatar (not sure how sweet this would be w/o 3D though)
anything on history channel or discovery about space, fucking mind blowing.
Apr 23 2010 12:46AM
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Bar_Down
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honestly the best thing to do is go for a huge trailer park boys marathon
Apr 23 2010 12:47AM
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Kotke
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Fight Club, Forest Gump, Into the Wild. Personal favorites of mine that are even better stoned.
Apr 23 2010 12:53AM
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LO_GO
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Apr 23 2010 1:09AM
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oreopancake.
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this! i just watched it last week, it really disproved everything i ever learned in drug presentations at school. can't wait till the next one to argue some points.

to the person who said Hard Day's Night, mad karma! I personally think Help! is funnier when high. I always lose focus when watching Hard Day's Night stoned (trust me I've tried a number of times haha).

Some great movies when high: Saving Private Ryan, Scent of a Woman...ON WEED, Mighty Ducks, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (so underrated).
Apr 23 2010 1:14AM
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rickroller
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i like how high
good movie
Apr 23 2010 1:17AM
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oreopancake.
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sorry for the double post, but a must-watch is Dark Side of the Rainbow

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-76123313707631450#

Pink Floyd + Wizard of Oz...what more could you need?

(sorry the embed doesn't work)
Apr 23 2010 1:19AM
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buddychaps
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Grandma's Boy

Harold and Kumar

Big Lebowski
Apr 23 2010 1:42AM
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ScottyKnows
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This is my first post on new schoolers!

Anyway, i like planet earth and life, and i agree that just cause blow is about coke and weed doesnt make it good high, in fact i would think its only good sober

and this just popped into my head, how long since anybody watched airbud? im talkin the 1997-98 movies, hes so good at sports!
Apr 23 2010 1:56AM
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Ducky.
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For the win!
Apr 23 2010 1:57AM
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Kevski
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Not gonna lie, any ski movie. Preferably older ones. Watched my first ski movie high not long ago, and it was nuts. Like I was pondering how people could jump off cliffs with sticks on their feet, while a drop like that without skis would be deadly. And how people's style has changed, and also pondering what it was like to be a complete noob looking at the skiing world from the outside. It made me feel exactly like I did when I first saw twin tips. Watching ski movies baked might just give you a different perspective on skiing, and if skiing is your life, it'll give you a different perspective on life.


Apr 23 2010 2:14AM
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knows_butter
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For sure.

Any of nimbus' movies/webisodes are amazing while blazed. The cinematography/music/skiing combo is so sick.
Apr 23 2010 3:23AM
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Kangbang
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How High? great movie
Apr 23 2010 3:38AM
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heinway
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Pumping Iron-Arnold Schwarzenegger(He smokes at the end)

Across the Universe


Apr 23 2010 3:58AM
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