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The funniest thing ever to happen at my school
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At the beginning of this week we got rain monday and tuesday. It was really coming down hard. As it would look out to be the soccer and baseball feilds got flooded. All the janitors though it probably just water running down from a hill. The rain started to let up but the feild were still flooded, so they called in a plummer. The plummer had to go down into the pipes. WHat the plummer found out was that the feild was'nt draining because 5,000 bloody used tampons were clogging up the pipes. I feel really bad for the guy who had to unclog that mess
So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.
Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
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I just threw up all over my keyboard
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i just threw up all over my dog and then kicked it in the face
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ahhahahahahha thats sooo gross!! ewwww
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uuuuhhhhgggghhhh. thats naasty.
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My school, in gr. 7, flooded because of tampon cloggage. They had to lecture all the girls in the gym because of it. They locked us guys in the library.
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what school was this?
Joel
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'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
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that is fuckin sick but i doubt its true
FUCK ALL OF THE ESE's
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in kalispell MT, they busted 11 kids and a mom who was helping htem sell drugs, i thought it was funny that the undercover cop was 24 and was able to pose as a SR, he reminds me of the kid of 'Karate Kid' who was always freakin out, he looked 16, he was really like 26
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Bloody Tampons can get slippery
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poor plumber
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yeah, they had the drug dogs come in a few weeks ago, and they always say over the announcements 'please stay in your rooms and wait untill we dissmiss you' well this kid got up and started yelling at the teacher, please let me go to my locker please!! well it turns out the kid was running a small meth lab in the bottom of his locker. Fucking Moron...
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And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.
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hey vokl- i heard about that, that fuckin sucks, i mean the admin. didn't even know about the guy! its really fucked up, those kids are going to get some hard time i heard
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ha ha a meth lab at school. you must have some pretty big lockers
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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...
The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
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and some super dumb kids
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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...
The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
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how the fuck would u run a meth lab in a locker. how could u not get caught
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better than 5000 dead babies
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haaa haaa haa to that never happend inthe world
how woudl5000 bloody tampons end up at the feild?
i coudl se maybe liek 10
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that was totally unnecessary thanks. in other news-
a building at BCIT blew up this week.
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yeah and in my school they found peices of that building at BCIT and it totally flooded our field. That was after they released dogs in our school and some kid ran to his locker because he had 5,000 dead babies in it.
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This story is 100% true it happened at marblehead high
So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.
Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
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the tampones wernt on the feild just in the pipe, and 5000 was an estimite by the plummer
So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.
Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
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hahahahahahha that is funny as hell
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so your sayign the girls in montana when they are out at practice just pull out their tampons and throw them in the storm drain.. bueacue if it was the sewage line that means you bathrooms would have been overflowing with shit.... i tampon gets pretty goddam big. i used to soak them wihtwater and throw them at cars
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'there's two types of people in this world. the people that take shit and the people that dish it out. Who said that? ' oh Yeah i think his name was Jeasus'' '
'i dont know what sex feels like but its got to feel something like that'
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That is so fuckin' sick I think I'll go throw up now!
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its in MA and the waterlines from the school go under the feilds
So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.
Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
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our fields dont have drains, our school is like 100 something years old
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and thats so fuckin' gross, one of the most disgusting things i have ever heard
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haha bloody tampons... thats priceless
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