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Hornbeck, Phil and Andy Parry are from the future

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SteveStepp
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Heres the deal. These guys are doing tricks that nobody else has done/thought of. How? Theres only one logical explanation. These guys are living in the present, but their brains are far into the future. Whatever tricks they are thinking of in their time, is actually the future...but they are physically manifested in our present.

So fucked up. Thanks guys.
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BusyJohnSohn
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Happy 420 to you too
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T-Sin
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lol
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Greenish
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that makes sense, and maybe that means we'll all live past 2012 cus maybe the future does exist
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butteredpretzel
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wisdom
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cct_222
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i lol'd
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Jwenz
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the truest of statements
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grifftang
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good to see the goblin is taking part in the festivities
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SteveStepp
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Come on guys, I made the thread at 8 am... this is bigger than 4 20.....
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J-Evs
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let your mind at ease
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Noss.
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trolololo
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yellav
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i am from the the year 2032 and can safely verify i have seen them at 2018. i cannot provide evidence whether they are original residents of the future or traveled forward from a previous postexperience in a time space continuum, however it is a fact certain regions and data points of their brains have been developed at 2018. thank you for reading.
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Spinoza
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good thinking,     im no longer worried about 2012
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skiierman
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my horsebrain just exploded
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Biggie-Smalls
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They are from the future Do you guys remember X-games like 5 6 7 years ago when you would

make up tricks in your mind and wonder what they would look like who knew.......
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baaangthat
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add delorme to that list
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pomme-de-terre
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cannabis.
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dangerdad
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jah irie truth
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Bloc_chain
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nothing is bigger then 420 steve, now go get high like everyone else in the world
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ninjax6792
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hahahahahaha
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blindside
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blindside
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damn why does ns do that to my picture...

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Alex_G
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yup
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Getpoolside
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From the future?

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm
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skituner
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yessss
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207
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Someone's extremely cooked.
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EthanJPAskier
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LOL
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heFF
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waketh and baketh
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EvanMeyer
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steve stepp....is very high.....
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jamodeo
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great first post
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WikiWiki
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and- my first class was at 8- which meant i was baked at 730
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*DrewT*
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I have a final exam tommorow :C  No 420 :C
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weedski
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they are not from the future, they are just freestyle skiers. keepin freestyle by NOT doin the same shit everyone else is doin. props to these true freestyle skiers that are keepin it real.
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kthnxbai.
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if this is true then is your brain far into the past?  and your tricks are actually from 1,000's of years ago? str8 mummy shit.

think about that.
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dompuch
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LOL
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Elmo.
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sooo true... especially parry hes like double hippy killer and shit haha
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tacobellslayer
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Hahaha great first post
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SteveStepp
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holy shit
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pjbauer
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dont forget about will "chicken" wesson
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crankdatsoljaboy
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thats some 4/20 way to think
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ike.
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it all makes sense!!! I had a hunch, but couldn't prove it!!! Thank you almighty orange name for proving my theory!!
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laurence^
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I'm an 8000 year old vampire. They call me Dracula. Ask me anything.
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BMskier
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8 am ehh??
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BennyB
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GOOOOSEBUMPS!
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Ducky.
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lol fucking win!
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zackbukovich
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He speaks the truth Hornbeck's got those tricks and that style no one else has...he is definatly bringin something fresh to skiing. Add Jeff Kiesel to that list too
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zahava
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Max Hill and Garret Russel should be on that list too.
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Bragger224
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Is Svedka really the number 1 vodka?
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T.Hartman
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do they still have taco bells in the future?

stuff is delicious
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Backyard.Skier
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ha so true.
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klax06
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I started my 420 at 8 am as well blunt every hour and a super blunt at noon!!!! no such thing as to early to wake and bake
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