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Hair Testing

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WakaShocka
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There have been rumors at my school about them hair testing us for drugs anddddd i kinda wanna have a really fun summer this year sooooo is there any way to like ....detox
Apr 20 2010 10:03AM
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hoodratz47
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i beleve there is a detox shampoo but you could always shave your head
Apr 20 2010 10:05AM
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poopsock
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wait...wat?
Apr 20 2010 10:07AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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shave your head, arms, legs, body, pits, eyebrows, etc.

or they also sell shampoos that say they'll help you beat a hair/follicle test, but I don't know how well they work.
Apr 20 2010 10:07AM
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WakaShocka
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where could i get this shampoo? and i have a pretty big forehead sooo shaveing my heads out ofthe question

Apr 20 2010 10:08AM
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hoodratz47
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i imagine that your local headshop will be able to help you out..
Apr 20 2010 10:11AM
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WakaShocka
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i live in a kinda small town and we dont really have a headshop all we have is a convenient syore that sells glass
Apr 20 2010 10:14AM
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Shadows
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unless you go to a private school they cant test you. and i for one would not want to pay taxes so the school can tell who eats a bigger lunch everyday.
Apr 20 2010 10:22AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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http://www.testclear.com/Pass-Hair-Drug-Test-C2.aspx


Apr 20 2010 10:24AM
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WakaShocka
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i go to a cathloic all boys private school

Apr 20 2010 10:26AM
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WakaShocka
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damnnnnn its like 40 buckss thanks tho

Apr 20 2010 10:28AM
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I_Am_Mod
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first of all....

you don't need drugs to have "fun" this summer...


second....
the shampoo actually works....
Apr 20 2010 11:11AM
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FBGM
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i don't think that's legal...
Apr 20 2010 11:13AM
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VT_FLO
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I don't think you can legally get "hair tested" in school if you don't want to. just refuse to have your body "violated" by the state
Apr 20 2010 11:14AM
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FBGM
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yeah dude 4th amendment.
Apr 20 2010 11:16AM
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WakaShocka
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welllll i go to a cathloic school i dont kno if that will fly
Apr 20 2010 11:25AM
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Chickendodo
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the law is the law, regardless of what kinda school you go to.  if they test you, just sue their asses.
Apr 20 2010 11:34AM
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WakaShocka
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dude im tryin to be realistic here im not gonn sue my school
Apr 20 2010 11:37AM
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fujarome
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actually, if you want to participate in any sort of extracurricular stuff, it is completely legal. And that's at a public school. That was also determined by the supreme court.

Some states have laws against it, but private schools for the most part, do not have to adhere to state laws. They are privately owned, and if the owner wants to drug test everyone coming into their school, they can sure as hell do it.
Apr 20 2010 11:38AM
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fujarome
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and i forgot to mention, suing them would most likely just lead to him being kicked out, since being a private institution, they do not necessarily need a reason to kick someone out.
Apr 20 2010 11:39AM
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I_Am_Mod
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the school can ask for a test, but they can't force you...
however if you don't take the test and won't cooperate, they probably know enough....

best thing you could do is find and mobilize a ton of students to not take the test and boycott your schools system....

that's the only way to steer clear of it (besides shaving or shampoo)
(and shaving won't help much either since its the hair follicles they test and not the actual hair; so you'd need to epilate to be 100% sure)
Apr 20 2010 11:40AM
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WakaShocka
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they take the hai off your scalp right?
Apr 20 2010 11:41AM
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WakaShocka
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ya i participate in a few extracuricular activitys.......fuck haha
Apr 20 2010 11:42AM
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fujarome
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what state do you go to school in? like i said, there's a difference right now between most states and the federal govt over this.
Apr 20 2010 11:44AM
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johanblaze
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Buzz your head, retard. You go to an all boys school, you aren't going to bang girls anyway, so no need to impress the chicks with a seemingly smaller forehead.
Apr 20 2010 11:46AM
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WakaShocka
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dude buzzing your head wont do shit dumbass
Apr 20 2010 11:47AM
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johanblaze
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Someone is bitter about not getting pussy.

If they are doing a hair test, they can tell if you have ever smoked weed in the time it has taken your hair to get that long. Stop smoking weed and buzz your head, and they won't be able to find anything in a hair test. Does that make sense you dumb 14 year old cunt?
Apr 20 2010 12:49PM
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soulskier
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private school = your their bitch
Apr 20 2010 12:53PM
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Balto
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then refuse the test, they cant administer a test to you without a court order or your permission, worst they can do is kick you out, then you can go to a normal school with girls and smoke all you want
Apr 20 2010 12:58PM
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Sveetski
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bath your hair in salt water?
Apr 20 2010 1:16PM
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Sveetski
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or get your hair so dirty the test wont work
Apr 20 2010 1:17PM
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Sveetski
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if youve only done weed this is good http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test#Hair_drug_testing
Apr 20 2010 1:19PM
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I_Am_Mod
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depends entirely on the test; if they do a regular hair-test shaving it all off will work, but if they do a hair-follicle test he's screwed; all toxines are stored for long periods in the hair-follicles; the shampo washes out those toxines, but shaving your hair off won't do shit to your hair-follicles....

i've been watching csi miami so i know a little about what's going on...

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Apr 20 2010 1:21PM
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EH_DUBS
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how rich and prestigious is your school? that shit is really expensive, especially to test a whole school. i doubt it's gonna happen.
Apr 20 2010 1:23PM
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WakaShocka
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theres like 600 students and the schools kinda nice like all the money we get is throught alumni donateing tho
Apr 20 2010 1:38PM
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EH_DUBS
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if youve only heard about this through students i wouldnt worry about it.
Apr 20 2010 1:49PM
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dynodonkey
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i would be willing to bet that it dosnt happen.  as others have said, it is way too costly to test everybody. 
Apr 20 2010 3:34PM
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