Replying to Change my name

So, I've been thinking about it lately, & my username was funny when I first signed on, and it stuck (I know some who don't want me to change it, but I will always be snwbrdmilf =P)...but I no longer think its appropriate. I certainly don't like coming across someone on NS and them asking who I am...and my reply having to be "snowboardmilf". I want a new one, but I'm just not creative enough to come up with something interesting. So I want my internet friends to help me out. Valley suggested to me last night 'greenmomstah' which I think is funny and works. Anyone got anything else?? And I didn't post in NSG for a reason, haha.