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I HATE YOU FOOD NETWORK...

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PacificRimJob
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I just went to InNout... ate a triple burger with animal style fries... I'm stoked, because i feel satisfied and not hungry anymore right?

Come home... food network is on... they're making sushi...
So now I want sushi...

BLASTED FOOD NETWORK WITH YOUR STOMACH PORNO!
Apr 19 2010 2:22PM
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chardi
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Thats why i can't watch it.  its unfair.  it makes me sad.  but mostly hungry
Apr 19 2010 2:24PM
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SkeechyD
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quality thread right here
Apr 19 2010 2:24PM
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hippystinx
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lol try watching the food network while you are in a jail cell...now that sucks let me tell you what...you watch some one make a fucking roast and all you have to eat is a chi chi....or a snickers bar?
Apr 19 2010 2:28PM
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Mike-O
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You fucker, now I'M thinking about sushi and I just ate delicious pasta. God damn it..
Apr 19 2010 2:28PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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i went through a family bag of chips two nights ago due to this channel
Apr 19 2010 2:32PM
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K2skipunk
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Whenever I'm stoned, I seem to always watch either ski movies, or the food network.

Both of which I drool over, and then often make some food, most often it's quite good food, sometimes, not so much.
Apr 19 2010 2:41PM
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easiestEC
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hahahahaha this^^^^
Apr 19 2010 2:49PM
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pmills
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have you ever gotten caught watching food network with your pants off?
Apr 19 2010 3:22PM
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ECB
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Yes, they were baking bread and showing the bread cooking, and they were talking....the one lady was hot and just talking, so i had to....
Apr 19 2010 3:26PM
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ECfreeski3
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that's what i dont get about the food network. either i'm not hungry and have no interest in watching food, or i'm hungry and it just makes me want to eat so bad it's unbearable
Apr 19 2010 3:55PM
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.catierob
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cake boss always seems to be on when im at the gym or everyday italian
Apr 19 2010 4:02PM
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blindside
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glutton for punishment? I was watching that this morning and he was trying to compete in a sushi master's competition.
Apr 19 2010 4:10PM
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zachimo
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late night episodes of Unwrapped do it for me
Apr 19 2010 4:12PM
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ski_ENDUB
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the worst is watch any Food Paradise show on the travel channel.
Apr 19 2010 4:14PM
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Mr.Panda
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I always end up catching it during "Good Eats" which sucks major ballsack cause everything he makes looks so fucking tasty.
Apr 19 2010 4:15PM
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[Adam]
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the worst is when your high. i came home one night, and turned the tv on by hitting the button on the tv, because i couldnt find the remote. of course it was on the food network, and i couldnt change the channel!
Apr 19 2010 4:15PM
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PacificRimJob
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I think the key is to just watch it when Gianna or whatever her name is is on...

She's incredible looking.
Apr 19 2010 4:33PM
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leahey
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food porn. that could work.
Apr 19 2010 4:35PM
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Mr.Panda
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When my mouth starts salivating during her show I can never tell if it is because of her or the food.
Apr 19 2010 4:36PM
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poopsock
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i had sushi the last 2 nights for dinner, once in vancouver and once in seattle.
Apr 19 2010 5:02PM
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blindside
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Giada's got it going on for sure.

I'm excited for the new season of top chef masters! (no homo)
Apr 19 2010 5:20PM
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K2skipunk
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Her?

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Apr 19 2010 5:21PM
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theabortionator
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Food network makes me horny and hungry. I can't watch it when there is no food. It frequently makes me eat more than a healthy amount of food.
Apr 19 2010 5:24PM
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sarahskis
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mmm, i love the food on Guy's Big Bite.  So good
Apr 19 2010 6:15PM
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prontocuts.com
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Giaddas head is huge
Apr 19 2010 6:17PM
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laurence^
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The wild chef with martin picard is amazing. I hate chef at large with a passion though.
Apr 19 2010 6:22PM
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karmagod
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You seriously managed to find the worst possible picture of Giada on this earth.

And DingoSean, FUCK YOU for reminding me that I'm 2,000 miles away from the nearest In'N'Out. I would cum buckets if I could get a double double with some well done fries right now.
Apr 19 2010 6:24PM
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Mr.Panda
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Personal fav.
Apr 19 2010 6:27PM
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karmagod
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You're seriously the biggest creep on NS.
Apr 19 2010 6:34PM
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K2skipunk
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Dear Karmagod,

I am extremely sorry for inconveniencing you.

Sincerely,

k2skipunk.
Apr 19 2010 6:38PM
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karmagod
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Uhhh ok

Apr 19 2010 6:41PM
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jorb.co
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is this in any way related to the food or sex thread...?

i.e innout, sushi, hot(not) girls?

Apr 19 2010 6:44PM
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K2skipunk
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Fuck you.

Don't give me lip boy.
Apr 19 2010 6:57PM
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PacificRimJob
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Meanwhile i'm 10 minutes from 2 different ones in either direction, and pass about 8 on my way to tahoe.

No big deal.

I am starting to realize something though... I'm not too keen on the grilled onions at several of the locations... the only one that tends to do them right (aka, not just glopping them on to the point where they kill the taste of everything else/undergrilling them and making them taste weird) seems to be the one in Pittsburg... Black people know what to do with onions, I guess...
Apr 19 2010 11:31PM
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ECB
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the black people in my hallway smell like onions.....
Apr 19 2010 11:32PM
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H8CH
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Biggest. Norks. Ever. Seen. On. NS?

Fuck Food Network - Man vs Food is where the real men get their food porn.....
Apr 19 2010 11:39PM
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kronickrew
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She reminds me of Gia Paloma
Apr 19 2010 11:52PM
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Mr.Panda
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Fucking Bobby Flay's BBQ show... everything looks so damn good. BBQd Oysters.
May 4 2010 5:43PM
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snowking249
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haha i love how you posted when this thread was originally made and then just randomly bring it back. i am suspecting you were watching the food network?
May 4 2010 6:13PM
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Mr.Panda
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When Tom and Jerry is over on Cartoon Network I turn on Food Network.
May 4 2010 6:20PM
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KiDCuDi
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dude same. haha i was in the ER last night and they were giving me an iv or whatever its called, and i just fucking watched unwrapped the whole time. and then some sandwich show came on and i jizzed. like i just wanted to rip the needle out of my arm and get a fucking sandwich.
May 4 2010 8:07PM
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squibble
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i use to watch her show just to see her tits, she always wore revealing clothes too.

i hate the food network because its boring. my moms trying to lose weight and all she watches is the food network, so restarted
May 4 2010 8:16PM
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snowking249
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Ahhhhh now i see, makes perfect sense.
May 4 2010 8:17PM
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