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Jib
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do you have something in particular that you say when you see a hot guy/girl? (actually, this was just a test to see if my pic worked :-) but answer anyway if you want......
JibFlix/JibPix Productions
Aug 22 2001 4:02AM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
well i dont say these but they might work he he he he he.

hey pocahontas got a number?

did it hurt? (did what hurt) when you fell from heavan

are you tired casuse you been running through my mind all night long

you have 164 bones in your body want one more

ah well i am done now those were pretty dumb but hope it helps lol
'The key to a womans heart, is an unexpected gift, at an unexpected time.' sean connery - Finding Forester
Aug 22 2001 11:00AM
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jono
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the only cool one is the last one
Aug 22 2001 4:33PM
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Tele-Jibber
Posts: 2278 - Karma: 12
Truthfully I just say hey and try to find some sport or music or something to talk about. It pretty much always makes you a friend atleast :)


Taylor -->
Pinnin' The Park -->
Aug 22 2001 5:21PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
lol, good jokes

'I can fly.'-Mr.Hopper, my english teacher
Aug 22 2001 5:23PM
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Schwags
Posts: 4735 - Karma: 758
AHhaaha they had some good ones on leno last night.. but i forget what they were.

'one good thing about music, when it hits you you feel no pain'
Aug 22 2001 8:38PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
I'm trying to remember all my lines... I use them for kicks sometimes.

You must have a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants.

That shirt looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

(a really dumb one) Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

haha cant think of any more rignt now. But if we see a hot chick, my friends and I do the classic Wayne's World 'Shawing!'


'Newschoolers.com, bringing beauty and wonder to millions.'

Aug 23 2001 3:05AM
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moseleyTENeighty
Posts: 562 - Karma: 10
i just walk up to a chick and am like...so what are you doing here?? i just thought i'd come over here and say whats up...

The first part isn't too good when you're at a movie theatre or a store though, cuz of course they are seeing a movie or shopping right?? i asked that before at the movies to this hotass and she was like, what do you think???? i tried to play it off real cool, but i felt like a dumbass


I don't get strokes mother fucker!...i give 'em...-Some big black guy



.·´` · . _-·´¯`·-Justin Montgomery-·`¯´·-_ . · `´·.
Aug 23 2001 3:08AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
*check tag on shirt*

when she asks what youre doing, you say just like i thought. made in heaven. what a stupid line.

those guys on leno the other nite told some stupid ones.
What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Aug 23 2001 5:12AM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
that bone one is awesome....im gonna use that
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'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey

'Give it one good try Give it all and fight till you die'-Pennywise
Aug 24 2001 2:38PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
HAHAHAH! I like Freestylas the best.
~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
Aug 24 2001 2:46PM
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WillBallin
Posts: 1683 - Karma: 68
ya i just go up and ask where there from if tehy play any sports etc. but im not too good at it cuz always ends up being friends unless im in a more confident mood than i usually am

member of the crazed posting bros
Member of the white hoodie revolution
Aug 25 2001 12:56AM
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newschooler14
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nice legs, what time do they open?
'I dont want to sound queerish but unicorns kick ass.'- Guy from orgazmo
Aug 25 2001 1:23AM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
lets do some math, we can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.



Is your dad a baker, cause you have some nice buns. (or to be mean nice rolls)



'The key to a womans heart, is an unexpected gift, at an unexpected time.' sean connery - Finding Forester
Aug 25 2001 9:47PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
'If I had a shotgun, y know ht i'd do? I'd point it straight up at the sky and I'd shoot heaven on down for you!'
~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
Aug 26 2001 11:51AM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
i like the baker one
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-Leader of overpriced ski revoluton
Aug 26 2001 4:48PM
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yeahno
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ah. the infamous "Jib" Such a sought after name, such a newb
Jan 5 2011 8:35PM
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Anathema
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ive been using "helooooooooo nurse!" for quite a while. love the animaniacs :D

Jan 5 2011 8:37PM
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Stickity
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this
Jan 5 2011 8:39PM
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snwbrdmilf
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This thread was created on my 18th birthday.
Jan 5 2011 8:41PM
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Anathema
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fuck youre cool
Jan 5 2011 8:43PM
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TheReverend
Posts: 364 - Karma: 31
Rock n roll.



anyway, my favorite is:

Hey, My dick just died, do you mind if I bury it in your ass?
Jan 5 2011 8:45PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Jan 5 2011 8:46PM
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myster3
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best one by far is still...

you have 164 bones in your body, want one more?

haha

Jan 5 2011 8:48PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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sometimes i chuckle a bit at the sigs of everyone in really old threads.
Jan 5 2011 8:48PM
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cwillygood
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are you from Tennessee cuz ur the only 10 i see ;)
Jan 5 2011 8:59PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
I am! thank you!

do you have a cell phone, cuz my mom told me to call her when I found true love.

If you give me your phone number ill tag you in my latest tweet and let my whole world see who you are
Jan 5 2011 9:01PM
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Steeze_Minister
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If I could rearrange all the letters in the alphabet I would put U next to I.
Jan 5 2011 9:09PM
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.frenchy
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Like woaaah

Jan 5 2011 9:24PM
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Lemuel
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Before your time there sport?
Jan 5 2011 9:46PM
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.frenchy
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What does that have to do with anything...

ass

Jan 5 2011 9:56PM
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