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Click this thread if you fucking hate John Mayer

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knows_butter
Posts: 477 - Karma: 32
The guy's a fuck with boring ass pussy music.

Oh yeah, he's a wanker and I hate his music.

I only made this thread because almost everyone I know seems to be on his dick and they can't stop talking about his concert in a couple of weeks. I can't whinge about him in front of them so I'm doing it on NS instead.

I'd rather be shot in the face than listen to his shit. And he's an egotistical FUCKHEAD.
Apr 17 2010 12:27AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
a douche yes, one of the best guitarists in popular music in the past years, yes.
Apr 17 2010 12:29AM
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josh.
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YEAH SLAYER!!!!!11111
Apr 17 2010 12:30AM
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AdolfShitler
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Apr 17 2010 12:33AM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
I'm listening to him right now, he is better than the op
Apr 17 2010 12:46AM
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AdolfShitler
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mother fuck

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Apr 17 2010 12:47AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
i never really liked him then i saw him on rob dyrdek's fantasy factory and now i think he is awesome.  watch that episode and you're opinion of him will change
Apr 17 2010 12:54AM
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yojimbo
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john mayer sucks giant hairy octopus testicles.
Apr 17 2010 1:17AM
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Ben.
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he doesnt suck at making music like the majority of people on the radio these days.
Apr 17 2010 2:03AM
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Dainsey
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how can you NOT read this and think damn...what a fucking artist.

Who says I can’t get stoned?
Turn off the lights and the telephone
Me and my house alone
Who says I can’t get stoned?

Who says I can’t be free?
From all of the things that I used to be
Re-write my history
Who says I can’t be free?

It’s been a long night in New York City
It’s been a long night in Baton Rouge
I don’t remember you looking any better
But then again I don’t remember you

Who says I can’t get stoned?
Call up a girl that I used to know
Fake love for an hour or so
Who says I can’t get stoned?

Who says I can’t take time?
Meet all the girls on the county line
Then wait on fate to send a sign
Who says I can’t take time?

It’s been a long night in New York City
It’s been a long night in Austin too
I don’t remember you looking any better
But then again I don’t remember you

Who says I can’t get stoned?
Plan a trip to Japan alone
Doesn’t matter if I even go
Who says I can’t get stoned?

It’s been a long night in New York City
It’s been a long time since 20 too
I don’t remember you looking any better
But then again I don’t remember you
Apr 17 2010 2:07AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
I saw him and Michael Franti a couple weeks ago. Such a great show, John is an amazing guitarist.
Apr 17 2010 2:10AM
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Zump.
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one of the best live artists/douche bags of the decade. the only thing i can stand about him is his music. check out his live album where the light is from 2007. so sick.

oh and heres a guitar solo from what i believe was the same concert series:


Apr 19 2010 12:54AM
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CypressGrove
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not a fan
Apr 19 2010 12:58AM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
see i used to feel this way too, but as a dedicated fantasy factory watcher, i watched the episode with him and actually laughed my ass off, so he ended up being an alright guy ( however if rob likes you then youre ok in my book, so i think im biased), he just makes shitty music which gets him in girls vaginas, if you could write a song that allowed you to enter the vagina of a female, you would, dont act like you wouldn't.
Apr 19 2010 12:58AM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
YOU TAKE THAT BACK


that man has produced some of my favorite moments on tv
Apr 19 2010 1:06AM
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.AR6rider.
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He had an interview in a fairly recent Rolling Stone and he sounds pretty damn funny, and like someone who I would want to hang out with.  Not a huge fan of his music though...
Apr 19 2010 1:08AM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
i respect his skills on the guitar..but yeah i dont like his music at all
Apr 19 2010 1:13AM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
hi im john mayer and all my songs sound the same
Apr 19 2010 3:51AM
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theabortionator
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He's a good guitarist though. Still not a fan of most of his songs though
Apr 19 2010 3:52AM
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oreopancake.
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Bono
John Mayer
Chris Martin.

The question is, what three musicians would I have killed.
Apr 19 2010 4:11AM
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leahey
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^
Apr 19 2010 7:30AM
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TechnoPotamus
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no, you're CarRamRod and you'd don't want a large farva, you want a goddamn liter of cola
Apr 19 2010 7:54AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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mayer would be much better if he played electric blues. he can really shred on guitar if he wants to. too bad he'd rather write pussy love songs for 13 year old girls.
Apr 19 2010 8:18AM
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washbaugh
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I mean although they all may be douches, the answer is without a doubt Bono.
Apr 19 2010 8:39AM
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VT_FLO
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Their softest song. Oh hey it's actually talented music!!!
Apr 19 2010 10:44AM
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SirFryanator
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john mayer is definitely not a douche in any way. one of the most down to earth, talented, nicest people in the industry.
Apr 19 2010 10:46AM
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Mr.Plank
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did you know that if you squeeze your left thumb really tight in a fist, your gag reflex goes away?
Apr 19 2010 10:57AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
I've met a lot of douchebags in the industry and I can safely say John Mayer is not one of them.
Apr 19 2010 10:59AM
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karmagod
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I get why you'd react against thousands of sexy bitches saying they love his music. It's like how guys will say they HATE the Notebook even though it's a good movie. You should trying being an individual rather than follower and actually realize he's a talented dude who's been influenced by some of the greatest Blues artists of all time and has been playing guitar since he was like 12.

But John Mayer is fucking hilarious. Learn.

http://www.popeater.com/2010/02/10/john-mayer-loves-black-women/

Apr 19 2010 11:01AM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
guys got skills
him and just blaze having fun at the A-Life sneaker store in NYC:

Apr 19 2010 11:19AM
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Tasche
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haha OP you know nothing. John Mayer slays. Next time you pick on music to hate pick someone who isnt one of the most talented guitarists of our generation.
Apr 19 2010 11:23AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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I had no idea that men actually listened to him
Apr 19 2010 11:47AM
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Ski_The_East10
Posts: 582 - Karma: 3
He was on Fantasy Factory and was hilarious
He was on Chappelle's Show and was hilarious
He was invited by Eric Clapton to the Crossroads Festival to play along side some of the best guitarists in the world
He's banged Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz and supposedly Taylor Swift

That more than covers up the fact that his *radio* music blows dick...OP is a boner
Apr 19 2010 11:58AM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
He seems like a pretty cool guy. He makes good, relaxing music. So I guess he is alright in my book.
Apr 19 2010 12:00PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
actually he has lots of different aspects of song writing, but the pussy love songs are the ones that sell. in 2005, he worked with artists like BB King and Eric Clapton. Then he made the John Mayer Trio and moved his musical writings into contemporary rock with jazz and blues influences. You would enjoy the John Mayer Trio segment in his Where The Light Is concert
Apr 19 2010 12:24PM
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WVskiing
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fuck you
Apr 19 2010 12:38PM
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drumbumocdp
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John Mayer has openly said he makes the music he makes becuase it sells. Its not him being serious. The John Mayer Trio is his serious project and they kick ass. Even if you dont like the music you need to respect his skills as a musician because he is filthy at guitar.
Apr 19 2010 12:41PM
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knows_butter
Posts: 477 - Karma: 32
I appreciate he is an extremely talented musician, one of the best no doubt.

But that doesn't stop me hating his dreary sounding songs.

Obviously its subjective, so don't bother arguing with me that his music is good. If you think it is, awesome.
Apr 19 2010 5:33PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
he has lots of different styles and influences on his song. not saying you may want to but if you were to look around through his stuff, you may have better luck finding tracks you actually like rather than shit like say or fucking waiting on the world to change
Apr 19 2010 5:40PM
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theabortionator
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Yes he is
Apr 19 2010 5:47PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
See him live.
Apr 19 2010 5:52PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
this. one of the best live artists of our time. so much more to his music than the crap on the radio
Apr 19 2010 5:56PM
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poopsock
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this isnt facebook you fucking twat
Apr 19 2010 6:00PM
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TheHuggyBear
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Actually, im a heterosexual 17 year old guy, and i think he is a badass for these following reasons:
1. he makes some pretty damn good music
2. he shreds the guitar better than anyone as of right now
3. he has banged some of the hottest chicks on this planet
4. there is no doubt in my mind he smokes dro
5. he is a millionaire and you are not
6. and he is not justin beiber

6 is the most important
Apr 19 2010 6:11PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
fucking hate beiber. my little sister and her freinds are obsessed. i want to impail my ear drums with screwdrivers at him singing
Apr 19 2010 6:13PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Dude can make a guitar sing. No denying that.
Apr 19 2010 6:19PM
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karmagod
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Yeah man I fucking hate The Wiggles.
Apr 19 2010 6:23PM
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SmokeyTheBear
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I like to think he didn't bone T Swift cause she's totes going to be my wife someday
Apr 19 2010 6:37PM
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twin-tip-hero
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um....sir you can go fuck yourself.  if you ever come near my woman, or think you will marry her you are very mistaken.  she is mine, you can back the fuck off.  thank you
Apr 19 2010 7:01PM
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vailsux.com
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Apr 19 2010 8:09PM
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