Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Oh My God

profile picture
AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
My Mom just walked up and looked over my shoulder at the computer which is extremely fucking annoying and started asking all sorts of questions about newschoolers and then her and my idiot dad started telling me how there are definitely pedophiles all over newschoolers because they have "varying interests". What the fuck? No way.
Apr 17 2010 12:19AM
0 0
profile picture
Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
if youre over 13 i dont want to talk to you. plain and simple.
Apr 17 2010 12:22AM
0 0
profile picture
prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
^ this
Apr 17 2010 12:23AM
0 0
profile picture
AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
REVEAL YOURSELF
Apr 17 2010 12:24AM
0 0
profile picture
dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
ahahaha your mom is be scoping out NS, read that first reply and freak the fuck out
Apr 17 2010 12:26AM
0 0
profile picture
dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
Click for larger image
/thread
Apr 17 2010 12:28AM
0 0
profile picture
AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
hahahaa +k I just yelled Mom I'm 6 years old anymore but that is so much better. Except then I would not be allowed on newschoolers when they are around and she would read my thread and get mad at me for being disrespectful or someshit.
Apr 17 2010 12:29AM
0 0
profile picture
SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Hey! my names james, I drive a Neon Orange Camaro and like burgers, you can see that i slay mad pussy by my picture <--- to the left, yet I'm just looking for somebody to throw frisbee with and possibly go skiing, gimme a call homie, hit me up with a PM to inquire more.
Apr 17 2010 12:29AM
0 0
profile picture
AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
sadface
Apr 17 2010 12:30AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Apr 17 2010 12:30AM
0 0
profile picture
AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
That sounds safe AND fun!
Apr 17 2010 12:32AM
0 0
profile picture
blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
I've got candy
Apr 17 2010 12:33AM
0 0
profile picture
knows_butter
Posts: 477 - Karma: 32
She hit it on the head. I'm only here because I like young kids... Boys actually, just boys.

I pretend I like to ski and ask HEAPS of questions about skiing and I know heaps of shit about it in the hope that one day I can get into a 5 year old I "met" over NS.

Is your mother clinically retarded?
Apr 17 2010 12:34AM
0 0
profile picture
AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
Fair question but only technologically so.
Apr 17 2010 12:36AM
0 0
profile picture
AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
Where are you?
Apr 17 2010 12:36AM
0 0
profile picture
SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Hmm, im not sure, last time I ate out dennys i got crabs and it wasnt very good. I'll prolly have to go to the gym though, and i could sneak ya in if you wanted? i mean im pretty ripped working on getting bigger with some protein and such, and i could help ya if ya wanted, plus the gym i go to has an amazing sauna and whirlpool, absolutely relaxing. Theres nothing like a locker room of old, wrinkly, saggy men, to make ya feel like your the god damn hot shit!
Apr 17 2010 12:46AM
0 0
profile picture
blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
Click for larger image

Outside your house
Apr 17 2010 12:50AM
0 0
profile picture
AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
I'm in. Your van is too crazy awesome to pass up an opportunity for free candy and a nice, relaxing cruise.
Apr 17 2010 12:52AM
0 0
profile picture
soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
does this rag smell like chloroform?
Apr 17 2010 12:54AM
0 0
profile picture
AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
Oh I hope so. Chloroform always makes me so drowsy and warm and tired..
Apr 17 2010 1:00AM
0 0
profile picture
ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
We should go take a ride in my van. Its super pimp. I happen to have a picture at hand also:
Click for larger image
Apr 17 2010 1:19AM
0 0
profile picture
OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
Seems legit.
Apr 17 2010 1:48AM
0 0
profile picture
-Dan
Posts: 7126 - Karma: 51,658
Yeah don't be a pussy.
Apr 17 2010 2:41AM
0 0
profile picture
fourtwozero
Posts: 184 - Karma: 9
a/s/l?? lets im ;)
Apr 17 2010 2:43AM
0 0
profile picture
MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Click for larger image


Wanna chill sometime?
Apr 17 2010 3:50PM
0 0
profile picture
hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
john wayne gacy..  32 bodies found under his house in suburban illinois   that shit is soo fucked.  all the bodies where boys 17 - 23..    and yes he was a clown. in my mind he was the perfact person for the death penalty.   and the cops found out because when they were at his house they smelled the decomposing bodies..
Apr 17 2010 3:56PM
0 0
profile picture
Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
omg you guize r like all pedofiles? im gettin off ns right now before i get into trouble
Apr 17 2010 3:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Click for larger image
Apr 17 2010 4:21PM
0 0
profile picture
Sammich
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
Click for larger image
Apr 17 2010 4:26PM
0 0
profile picture
nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215

Apr 17 2010 5:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Sammich
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
ololololololololololoolololololololol @ first one
Apr 17 2010 7:53PM
0 0
profile picture
*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15080 - Karma: 9,152
my parents think krob is a pedophile everytime they see him on nschat
Apr 17 2010 7:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
does this taste like Ruffies?
Apr 17 2010 8:01PM
0 0
profile picture
EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
bahaha win
Apr 17 2010 8:01PM
0 0
profile picture
JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
yessssss ahahhaha
Apr 17 2010 8:16PM
0 0
profile picture
WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
hez got skillz- haha
Apr 17 2010 8:16PM
0 0
profile picture
kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
I heard you like lollipops...
Apr 17 2010 8:22PM
0 0
profile picture
CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
hahahaha thats putting it easy
Apr 17 2010 8:24PM
0 0
profile picture
skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
heyy boy ;)
Apr 17 2010 8:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Sr_FreshShirt.
Posts: 295 - Karma: 11
shit....
Apr 17 2010 8:49PM
0 0
profile picture
LukeB
Posts: 462 - Karma: 10
your parents were talking to you? that sucks
Apr 17 2010 8:51PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51595 - Karma: 161,758
Click for larger image

Click for larger image

Hey kid, do you want some ice cream?

Click for larger image

Hop in my truck and you can have some for free. I have some cute puppies in the back. You can have one if you take a ride with me.


Click for larger image



Apr 17 2010 9:01PM
0 0
profile picture
highindasky55
Posts: 624 - Karma: 32
hahaha that was great
Apr 17 2010 9:02PM
0 0
profile picture
c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
last pic, ecspresso and puppy, that is at the hair dressers i go to! THE FUCK?
Apr 17 2010 9:12PM
0 0
profile picture
EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
Pedobear has adapted to conquer NS!
Apr 17 2010 10:03PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)