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Jessepi the NS shark

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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
Meet Jeseppi, the NS Shark.
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He will travel from NS member to NS member, all around the globe, going from contest to contest, slaying your back yard set up with you, going urban skiing, meeting new people, and seeing new sights. Members who receive him and sign him on his belly or fin, put stickers on him, or give him other forms of body art. He will be shipped out to the member I think is most likely to keep this going and not pop him or lose him
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Apr 15 2010 3:57PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
the shark has been sent. stop asking stupid questions.
Aug 24 2010 2:37PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
yayy
Aug 24 2010 2:40PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
it should get over to europe sometime ....

i'll show it around in our indoor fridges, i'll take him rockclimbing, i'll have a beer with it, etc....
Aug 24 2010 3:00PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
Jarrett Smith
232 S Horseshoe Dr
Kettle Falls, WA 99141

I'll take him to the Revolver premier in Spokane.
Aug 24 2010 3:50PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
UMVANCOUVER PLZ? movie premieres and party, we will
Aug 24 2010 3:52PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
SEND HIM TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aug 24 2010 4:10PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
^^if he ever reaches the lowlands we should organize a shredsession with belgian and dutch riders + epic party afterwards !

Aug 24 2010 4:12PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
YES!!
Aug 24 2010 4:14PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
Maine needs him
Aug 24 2010 4:15PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
If you send him to me he will see the Eye Trip world premier
Aug 24 2010 4:17PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
nvm I cant go
Aug 24 2010 4:21PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
I'll take him to the triple threat world premier (seattle)

Aug 24 2010 4:28PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Send him to me and he will go to a Red Sox game and MAYBE see marsland!!!
Aug 24 2010 4:33PM
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fdsa
Posts: 686 - Karma: 19
Alright so there was some superly epic epicness that supposedly went down.

Pics or ban?
Aug 24 2010 4:48PM
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onenerdykid
Posts: 6657 - Karma: 10,889
Send Jessepi on a Euro trip. He'll get a tour of the Atomic Factory in Austria and a sneak peak at some of the new hotness coming down the pipeline.
Aug 24 2010 5:10PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677

no it didn't go down yet, it goes down with the next person.

here is the story without revealing any secrets:

the person i was going to send it to was homeless so they didn't have an address for me. i waited for them to get a home so i could mail it to them. this weekend i got a PM with the goods and sent the shark on his merry way.

Aug 24 2010 5:12PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
euro trip euro trip euro trip EURO TRIP!! EURO TRIP!! EURO TRIP!! EURO TRIP!!
Aug 24 2010 5:12PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
You had him since AT LEAST June 9th. I and everyone else had him and moved him on in what, 3 days, max?
Aug 24 2010 5:18PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
can't you use your mod powers to update her signature to something like: "I WAS THE ONE THAT KILLED JESEPPI THE NS SHARK!" ?

you can always change it back once jeseppi resurfaces...

oh and...
EURO TRIP !!!
Aug 24 2010 5:21PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
exactly, she was just to bussy getting railed infront of a bunch of people on tinychat to worry about him

IF YOU CAN'T GET THE SHARK SHIPPED OUT WITHIN 3 DAYS DO NOT ASK FOR HIM
Aug 24 2010 5:22PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
THIS!!
Aug 24 2010 5:22PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
do not want. unless somebody wants to send him to me at college
Aug 24 2010 5:25PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677

FUCK OFF THOMAS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

AND TO EVERYONE ELSE, I GOT IT DONE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S AN INFLATABLE SHARK. GET THE DICKS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT MY GOD

Aug 24 2010 6:11PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
YEAH YOU GOT IT DONE BUT ONLY LIKE 2 FACKING MONTHS LATE!!
Aug 24 2010 6:14PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
I'm not sure if they are the ones who need to get the dicks out of their asses!
Aug 24 2010 6:16PM
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VasilevSKI
Posts: 195 - Karma: 18
Your plan doesn't sound that "epic".
Aug 24 2010 6:16PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677

maybe because youre not the one being tortured? its just a shark. it will happen when it happens, no need to freak the fuck out over it.

Aug 24 2010 6:18PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
I didn't even say anything about it so it is not my fault
Aug 24 2010 6:18PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
oh really now? because you know what my plan is?
Aug 24 2010 6:19PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
hahaha, epic reply!
+k sir!
Aug 24 2010 6:19PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
ZIINGGGGG
Aug 24 2010 6:19PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
hey so did you get the shark pregnant or something?
Aug 24 2010 6:19PM
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manuel87
Posts: 675 - Karma: 17
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Aug 24 2010 6:19PM
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have.faith
Posts: 338 - Karma: 97
holy moly.
Aug 24 2010 6:20PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
^this needs to happen^
Aug 24 2010 6:20PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
what...?
Aug 24 2010 6:21PM
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03gade
Posts: 856 - Karma: 3,263
this whole thing really pisses me off, i asked goku to redo this cause its such a fail, it starts off at the on3p factory which is about as good as anything can start and then it was all down hill and now some whiny girl thinks that its just some inflatable shark she can keep it and its no big deal, ur missing the whole point of how this was suppossed to add to a community idk im having a hard time explaining this but this is stupid and should just be done over
Aug 24 2010 7:32PM
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03gade
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o and wuts real fed up is that said whiny girl prevented it from going to any of the summer camps where this thing really coulda taken off
Aug 24 2010 7:33PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Seems like a whiny bitch IMO...but whatever.
Aug 24 2010 7:37PM
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03gade
Posts: 856 - Karma: 3,263
no plan is worth this long a wait, literally no plan, if she sent him to the moon it wouldnt be worth this long.... legit, i mean that, the moon would be stupid after this long
Aug 24 2010 7:38PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
EUROTRIP!!!!!!!
Aug 24 2010 7:44PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
If I find a shark one of these days, I'll send one out as Jessepi II
Aug 24 2010 7:48PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
Wait. You're getting tortured over it because you had to decide to keep it for 2 months to send it to a homeless person. Why couldn't you have sent it to someone who was waiting first then they could've sent it to someone, and eventually the homeless person could have gotten it when they had a home.


Aug 24 2010 7:57PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
in the same period of time, i could have brought the shark to 35 red sox games (1 is more than enough...) the Bern world headquarters, toronto, and have personally brought him to europe.
Aug 24 2010 9:36PM
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bibs_skibum
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the only reason you think she's a "better member" of ns is that she has a pink name. Her posts are garbage and she ruined the shark. Granted i'm not one of the best members in the world but i dont post just for the sake of posting in every thread i see with meaningless babble
Aug 24 2010 9:55PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677

seriously, fuck you guys. im not a whiny bitch...youre the one whining. maybe im a bitch, but i couldnt care less. deal with it if you want the shark. the shark has all the time in the world to travel between members, and the person i sent it to happens to be really cool and it's gonna be sweet. if you want me to spoil the surprise for you, fine. i just thought it could've been cool. but if you're gonna be so god damn rude about it then i'll be disappointed, but i'll tell you.

Aug 24 2010 9:57PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
I've lost track of this thread WHERE DA SHARK AT?
Aug 24 2010 9:57PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
You're my favorite member Kevin :)
Aug 24 2010 9:59PM
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Arabian.
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Bitch bitch bitch.


Aug 24 2010 10:03PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
You guys are fucking assholes. The sharks going to Cosco, it's gonna be on ChugLife. Enjoy.
Aug 24 2010 10:04PM
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