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What would you do for $1million

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skiierman
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i'd be sexually abused by a scout leader or priest for a cold mill. would you?
Apr 14 2010 2:14AM
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ferrariowner123
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no
Apr 14 2010 2:15AM
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JASTEW206
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sock a baby in the face
Apr 14 2010 2:16AM
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Arabian.
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Hell yeah I would. The therapy probably wouldn't even break $5000. I'd go down on Betty White for 1mil.
Apr 14 2010 2:24AM
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ike.
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i'd probably let skiierman get raped for the mill, then kill him and take it
Apr 14 2010 2:35AM
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theabortionator
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the list would be massive
Apr 14 2010 2:37AM
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CypressGrove
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I would ask. thats all.

Or kill a man.

Apr 14 2010 2:37AM
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Hermondo
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nah man. no therapy required. if you know it's gonna happen you just gotta prepare yourself mentally. then don't even think about it while it's going down. think about all the hoes you'll be banging cuz of your mil
Apr 14 2010 2:38AM
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moonofendor
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anything. well anything that will keep me the same way i am now.

a lot of people here don't realize how much 1 mill actually is. you could live off of the interest from 1 mill alone. at 4% the interest for 1 year would be 40 grand. that and being a lift op out west would cover everything, and if something horrible happened i'd still have 1 mill in the bank.
Apr 14 2010 2:40AM
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theabortionator
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exactly. If that was on the table almost anything would be game
Apr 14 2010 2:41AM
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knblhjgkfjxdzsg
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If I was a billionaire I'd for sure hold contests with winning prize of 1 mil for who does the craziest shit. lolol
Apr 14 2010 3:55AM
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comeatmebro
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hahahaha hell yeah.

i'd do a lot of things.
Apr 14 2010 8:40AM
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factory81
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its called being a jester
Apr 14 2010 8:42AM
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Mike-O
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Question: Sounds like a nice plan, but what about the safety of your money? At least in Finland and Sweden, banks can only protect 50,000 euros, so if you're rich it's a safer bet to spread the money around to many banks and accounts, not to mention trust funds and real estate.
Apr 14 2010 8:46AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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"what i wouldn't do for $1 million" would be a much easier list to compile...
Apr 14 2010 9:12AM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6

have gay sex with 3 midgets

i love dat money son haha

Apr 14 2010 9:15AM
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I_Am_Mod
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1 million; i'd probably do everything that wouldn't permanently wreck me, physically or mentally
(besides ofcourse donating a kidney or a testicle...)
Apr 14 2010 9:37AM
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speedy29
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Why work you could travel all year on that interest.
Apr 14 2010 9:43AM
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feihlination
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tough question. if the money is on the table, i would do some serious shit.
Apr 14 2010 10:28AM
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hurrisun
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would you star in a gay porno for a million dollars


i think that question can only be truthfully answered at the moment u r made the offer

Apr 14 2010 10:46AM
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robtheslobonacob
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pitcher or catcher?
Apr 14 2010 10:50AM
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