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Porn for the blind

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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
check out this website, it is hilarious. There is no sexual content on the page, so don't worry. It is just a white background with a bunch of audio links. Click and listen, I haven't stopped laughing.

http://pornfortheblind.org/

make it clickable, my shit isn't working.
Apr 13 2010 12:19PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
HOLY SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

thats quality right there
Apr 13 2010 12:21PM
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.AR6rider.
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http://pornfortheblind.org/
Apr 13 2010 12:27PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
best part, this company is based right out of Cambridge MA, not more than 30 min south of me. I gotta interview for one of those jobs!
Apr 13 2010 12:30PM
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O-A_s
Posts: 373 - Karma: 58
Lol who wants to listen to him talking about 2guys1horse and 2girls1cup?!
Apr 13 2010 12:53PM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912
fuckin hilarious! I might add one
Apr 13 2010 1:30PM
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Lemuel
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I thought it was going to be the sounds of the action, not some dude explaining it.  Weak, yet still kinda funny.
Apr 13 2010 1:36PM
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beowulf
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In other news, due to lack there of, the first pop-up-picture porn for blind people mag has been launched!!!!!

proof:   http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2929019/Porn-mag-for-the-blind-launched.html

Apr 13 2010 1:41PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
haha, I saw this on drudge earlier. I searched for it and found the audio website. I thought the audio was a better post.
Apr 13 2010 1:43PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
"His buttocks slapping against her hips as they engage vaginal intercourse"

GOLD
Apr 13 2010 3:02PM
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Phog.
Posts: 516 - Karma: 184
HAAHAHAHHAHA
"VAGINA"
this shit is hilarious
Apr 13 2010 3:08PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,460
hahaha
Apr 13 2010 3:09PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
HAHAHAH PURE GOLD!!

My favorite was eight street Latinas.. "she takes off her top to reveal two very obviously augmented breasts."
Apr 13 2010 3:48PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
awesome haha
Apr 13 2010 4:17PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
what i dont get is when the blind finally get to this site, how do they find the blue hyper-links to click on, that means they need help, and then have to get a seeing person to click the links for them, which assuredly embarrasses them and gets rid of the secrecy of watching (or in this case listening to) porn. its mean to the blind, but the funniest site i have seen in a while
Apr 13 2010 4:34PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
im impressed at how dedicated the site is i think we all take our vision for granted but its really funny
Apr 13 2010 4:39PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
my thoughts exactly
Apr 13 2010 4:43PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
"another cut, and now she is on the bed, masturbating.........herself."
Apr 13 2010 4:58PM
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HurricaneShane
Posts: 172 - Karma: -5
pretty funny.
Apr 13 2010 5:07PM
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AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
LOL
"the camera viewing her bust from a 3/4ths angle"
Apr 13 2010 5:14PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
hahahahhahaha if you listen to only one. PLEASE make it "college fuck fest"
Apr 13 2010 5:45PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
This is hilarious golden find!
Apr 13 2010 5:53PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
HAHAHAHA coreys anal adventure has the best fucking narrator ever! 3/4 of the way down haha holy shit!
Apr 13 2010 5:56PM
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Delphi
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the ones where women narrate are priceless.
Apr 13 2010 9:46PM
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Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
im loling so hard right now
Apr 13 2010 9:47PM
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narwhal
Posts: 509 - Karma: 280
"She has recommenced the oral sex..."
Apr 13 2010 9:49PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
How does a blind person navigate that site? Hmm?
Apr 13 2010 9:50PM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38
there is a yellow background with another green background.....one woman is on her knees licking ....the shaft of a PENIS
Apr 13 2010 9:51PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Click for larger image
Apr 13 2010 9:59PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
i can't thank you enough
Apr 13 2010 10:01PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
hhahahahahahaha

'there seems to be alcohol present, which leads to pregnancy, watch out'
Apr 13 2010 10:03PM
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skithebert
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 16
wow. this is goddamn hilarious. i was actually just expecting the sounds of people fucking but this is way more funny.
Apr 13 2010 10:11PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,274
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Apr 13 2010 10:13PM
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garrets
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 60
hahaha so good
Apr 13 2010 10:15PM
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skithebert
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 16
oh my god i almost passed out from laughing. I can attest WATCH COLLEGE FUCK FEST!!!
Apr 13 2010 10:17PM
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skithebert
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 16
so it appears anyone can make these recording so most of them aren't funny. But COLLEGE FUCK FEST is HILARIOUS
Apr 13 2010 10:21PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
the really serious ones are the best, not the stupid ones teenage idiots record.
Apr 13 2010 10:23PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
how are they supposed to know/find the website if they are blind and wouldn't be able to see a computer screen in the first place,

but it reminds me of the family guy episode when peter does the sex audio book things
Apr 13 2010 10:39PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
"He is cumming on her ass" hahahahaha
Apr 13 2010 10:51PM
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rickety_cricket
Posts: 909 - Karma: 34
I just listened to the two girls one cup and couldn't stop laughing the entire time.This thread has so much win
Apr 13 2010 11:01PM
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.Ben
Posts: 454 - Karma: 14
I showed this to my friend and he was afraid to click the link.  This shit is so funny
Apr 13 2010 11:05PM
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jibbpeter
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/threads for later
Apr 14 2010 1:36PM
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Wilcox_
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hahahaha
Apr 14 2010 1:40PM
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