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My Roomate Has a Fleshlight

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Dustin.
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So I'm sitting in my room right now in severe need of a highlighter, so naturally I head over to my roomies quarters to borrow one.  In the top drawer is his apparent pride and joy, a new Fleshlight (at least I assume it's new because the box is in there too).  I'm overwhelmed right now, the possibilities are endless.  I need prime ideas for how to maximize embarrassment without doing something ridiculous like mailing this to his mom as a birthday gift.
Apr 12 2010 12:18AM
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Moonshine
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i cant believe this hasnt already been said...

why dont you take the fleshlight and keep it for yourself
Apr 17 2010 11:35AM
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Willard
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i like the fake blood idea
Apr 17 2010 11:43AM
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Moonshine
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oops, i was assuming it was new, and hadnt been used yet
Apr 17 2010 11:44AM
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heFF
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this guys trying cover up his childhood obsessions...it's okay you don't have to play it off
Apr 17 2010 11:46AM
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Black-Bandanna
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Exactly. And it's the worst when you try to wash it off. Water seems to activate that shit to a new level.


Same topic regarding another body part: I had a friend fill another friend's toothpaste tube with it. It wasn't pretty.
Apr 19 2010 1:40AM
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rhcp
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eskimo cousins?
Apr 19 2010 2:43PM
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hurrisun
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2007? pfft
Apr 19 2010 2:45PM
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sharhodes
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Most definately fake blood.......or real blood?
Apr 20 2010 10:19AM
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FBGM
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have you done anything yet?
Apr 20 2010 11:05AM
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Downtofilm
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Get off the computer and male me some samiches
Apr 20 2010 11:35AM
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FBGM
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are those like dick shaped sammiches?
Apr 20 2010 11:45AM
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Downtofilm
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Haha oops I fucked up **make** me some
Apr 20 2010 11:58AM
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pianoman
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he'd love that


jk
Apr 25 2010 1:22AM
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Hamster.
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THIS
Apr 25 2010 1:25AM
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FBGM
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haha proooobably
Apr 25 2010 1:26AM
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woollygangster
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?
Apr 25 2010 1:30AM
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FBGM
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what? i just wanna hear results
Apr 25 2010 1:32AM
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FBGM
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go back to your compound you dumb fuck. dont you have work to do to support everybody else in your country?
Apr 25 2010 1:38AM
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FBGM
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nice teeth
Apr 25 2010 1:41AM
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SteezyOhio
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ill take some slammiches, hold the dick.
Apr 25 2010 1:44AM
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SteezyOhio
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well then julia better not Dick around when she's makin meh slammiches.
Apr 25 2010 1:51AM
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SteezyOhio
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this would compromise her female to superior relationship.
Apr 25 2010 1:53AM
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FBGM
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extra dick, just for you t-pain
Apr 25 2010 1:56AM
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Proze
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The question still stands, have you mutilated the fleshlight or not????
Apr 25 2010 10:50AM
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Hamster.
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Apr 25 2010 10:58AM
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Otter.
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Take the vag part off(if you can?) and put saran wrap over the opening, and then put the vag back on and when he goes to put his junk in it, it won't go in ;)
Apr 25 2010 11:31AM
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Hamster.
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how is that a prank of any sort im pretty sure hed just take it off once he noticed it....
Apr 25 2010 12:52PM
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cbalkman
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Apr 26 2010 3:59PM
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PilleDaKid
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Dave's Insanity.
Apr 26 2010 4:04PM
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Dustin.
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Came with some gorgeous roses and no where to put them so......

Apr 26 2010 4:08PM
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MattWeiss
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pure greatness!

how'd he take it?
Apr 26 2010 4:09PM
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skinakedfast
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HAHAHAhah fucking awesome hahhah yess^^^
Apr 26 2010 4:09PM
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nkmo.
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In.. Nice idea
Apr 26 2010 4:11PM
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Dustin.
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It was a mix of astonishment, humor, and pure shame.
Apr 26 2010 4:13PM
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Dtownblunts
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This thread is hilarious
Apr 26 2010 4:13PM
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blong131
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hahah cant wait to hear the reaction
Apr 26 2010 4:13PM
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baethoven
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read up a little bit
Apr 26 2010 4:16PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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that is unbelievably full of win.
Apr 26 2010 4:17PM
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DidrikSterud
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Send it to Tom wallisch and make him sign it
Apr 26 2010 4:26PM
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Mr.Luke
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Show it to his girlfriend (If he has one)
Apr 26 2010 4:33PM
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Dustin.
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100% astonishment, then 100% shame, and then 100% humored when he realized who signed him up for Fleshlight Forums.
Apr 26 2010 4:58PM
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Bar_Down
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lol thats hilarious. well done.
Apr 26 2010 5:12PM
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freestyler540
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this made my day
Apr 26 2010 5:24PM
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theblacktaco
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hahaha so good .. i might of done somthing diffrent but that seemed to get the point across
Apr 26 2010 5:27PM
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FBGM
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you executed that perfectly haha nice job
Apr 26 2010 5:30PM
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jeremy.g
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ahahahhaha. so epic
Apr 26 2010 5:57PM
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Brenone
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i already had you at 10/10. wish i could give you more but since this is the internet ill give you an E-High five.
that is without a doubt the best thing I have seen on here in a while.
Apr 26 2010 6:14PM
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T-Holt
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Haha, that's great.
Apr 26 2010 7:13PM
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Elijah.
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Absolutely perfect.
Apr 26 2010 7:16PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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a job well done.

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Apr 26 2010 7:17PM
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