Replying to Banged like a hammer?

So as I am sitting here on the fine website of Newschoolers.com minding my own business, carousing through the threads I hear a particular noise come about from down the hall. A moan of sorts, "huh" I think to myself, "maybe my brother" (who has trouble sleeping). Then a second and third moan come about. "oh shit wtf is going on" I think. Next comes the slight bed squeaking and it all sets in, my almost 50 year old parents are going at it, door open with me sitting in my room able to hear their every move. "oh fuck, this is nasty" So what does a teenager do to not hear his parents woo each others night away. I do not close the door, no no that is too simple. I let out a deep bellowing cough. This in turn makes the noises stop, my father getting out of bed and closing the door. Not another sound has been made in this house other than the sound from my keyboard.

Sparknotes: I cockblocked my father.