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So my friend txted me this story today, I was laughing for an hour, so was my boss. Ima jus copy and paste the whole thing.
A kid I work with, his sister works at Thompson Toyota, and one of her coworkers has a son who is 19 & autistic so he stays home everyday. Well he called to ask his mom wat trolls eat. She kinda wrote it off and told him trolls eat skittles. So he calls back an hour later to tell her that his troll isn't eating the skittles, & she gets a litl concerned so she leaves work to go home. Wen she gets home he has closet doors baracaded shut, she opens the closet and there's a midget in his freakin closet. This poor midget was goin door to door passin around info on the census and since the kid is autistic, n never seen a midget, he thought the dude was a troll so he scooped him up, locked him in his closet and threw skittles thru the vent into the closet. Dude the best part is, its 100% true which I just can't imagine how the poor midget felt. The lady said she had 2 talk him out of pressing charges.
This was some of the funniest shit I've heard in awhile.