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yeah Bart Thomas and i are both impressed with his gymnastics skills. ya all better post up some better shizz than a bunch of homos sessioning a tramp if you wan't me to believe he got game.
my wifes got more game in the nipple of her 36c breast than that posuer
and had the pleasure of watching Grete send this
so you got any pics of your boy sendin it or is he like the "mailman" Malone who couldn't deliver shit at crunch time
hell all i'm seein is a picture of a half ass joint that doesn't have nearly enough weed in it
Disin on chick skiing is cool
so is beating off
till you find out there is something better.
Is your boy spancered ?Does OG stand for other guys? Is he really a virgin?
What's the height record for dudes on a hip? 36 feet by Jacob Wester isn't it? 31 is pretty damn impressive. Other impressive shit this season was Suz Graham throwing double backs @ Cold Rush, and that chick who won the Squaw FWT with a huge air to wheelie.
^^^^^^ only if you make it
1; i'm sure your a ledgend in your own mind
2; it's Karl no kids aside from the furkid h'es cool as hell and scores mad bitches
3; I would hope so living in the fake boobied cumdumpster wannabe porn princess capital of the US should be easy pickins Cumdumpster bbbwwwwaaaahhh oh the irony
4 i guess febs 7' in 7 days wasn't real Drive up canyons? pffft ski what you see when you pee son
guess what "no avalanches" your ignorance shows a quick google search would reveal that. thats why they put the park in a safe place cause you park monkey's aint smart enough to figure that out. avalanches are part of the game and natures way of keeping you newbs out of the BC
. Mormons are cool they keep narrowminded fucks like you away and help keep UT from Californication.
3.2 beer haven't been here for a while? Codeword "devastator" triple bock, Bloody marys or absolute rockstars are my drink of choice fwiw. Don't see to many pastele tall t college boys in the BC hell I can't see shit in the white room
5; rips is an understatement
6; easy to hate on people better than you My point Chicks are cool skiing with chicks is cool sex with chicks after skiing all day with them is even cooler
Cool chicks get turned into wives by smart ones
I'm no rastafarian, even though I made my favorite uncle put it on my dog tags to fuck with him., but spliffs are Large conical shaped devices containing copious amounts of ganja. That is a New York joint JDM says "You can pick your teeth with a New York joint", but your probably not down with the Lizzard King
. Maybe you should bum enough weed from your pops to roll a real spliff
round here we call em trail shortners cause the mountains never close dipshit
they just quit spinning the srubbing bubble bullwheels but some keep skiin till it all melts The snowfeild on timp where I started this season or ended the last in Oct never melts most years
Alta is a even more special place when you don't have to share
Did ya git sum yesterday?