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The pissing distance game

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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,790
So I was taking a friendly tinkle a couple minutes ago and decided to be daring and play a game. See how far from the toilet you can get while pissing without making a mess of the floor. It's pretty fun.

If this is a repost feel free to flame the fuck out of me, but I thought I would share this lovely epiphany with NS first.
Apr 9 2010 1:32AM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
lol wtf!
Apr 9 2010 1:40AM
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Forkstealer
Posts: 508 - Karma: 16
In the peestyling thread some guy claimed 27 feet.
Apr 9 2010 1:44AM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
i do this when i feel adventurous, but it's risky business.
Apr 9 2010 1:46AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
do it switch
Apr 9 2010 1:52AM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
hahah yess!!!!!
Apr 9 2010 1:53AM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
this game is best played in public/school restrooms

parents and roommates tend to frown upon such behavior...

but yeah, i do this
Apr 9 2010 2:07AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
this. so i wont have to clean up the mess later on. but i rarely do it
Apr 9 2010 2:38AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
just tried... 2 tiles = 2ft. back from the front edge of the bowl.
Apr 9 2010 2:42AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51748 - Karma: 163,574
Over the wall of the stall and in to the next toilet. No spillage
Apr 9 2010 4:46AM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
its all about the sink
Apr 9 2010 5:30AM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Thats me. I'll outpiss anyone on NS
Apr 9 2010 6:17AM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
Drunk at the bar we all waited till we had to piss and took turns, i was holding in for like a half hour and i was successful from like 5 and half tiles away then tripped over my feet. it was pretty epic.

/claim
Apr 9 2010 9:24AM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
impressive
Apr 9 2010 9:28AM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
now can you do the urinal switch?

back away a good bit and switch urinals.

extra points for switching back or mutliple switches
Apr 9 2010 11:02AM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84

this is the front switch up.

if youre feeling brave i suggest you try the blind switch up

Apr 9 2010 11:07AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
its all about the switch up to the sink
Apr 9 2010 11:55AM
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skibikeclambake
Posts: 2346 - Karma: 27
Threads. Some good ideas here for me to impress the ladies with.
Apr 9 2010 12:16PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
When I'm in a public restroom with more than two urinals without barriers in between i run back and forth pissing in every urinal /claim
Apr 9 2010 12:26PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
again wtf 27 feet
Apr 9 2010 12:39PM
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P3TER
Posts: 972 - Karma: 438
you must be my soulmate
Apr 9 2010 12:43PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
Yeah? i did that in 6th grade and a teacher walked in while i was doing it...

got 2 days out of school for that one
Apr 9 2010 12:55PM
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dickhead1
Posts: 328 - Karma: 11
thatss mad funny
Apr 9 2010 2:05PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
been playing this game for quite a few years now. except whenever i play it im reaal drunk and the farther i get the more i piss everywhere all over the walls and mirrors... its usually right at closing time too.
Apr 9 2010 3:10PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
I only play this when there are small children in the house to take the blame
Apr 9 2010 3:51PM
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little1337
Posts: 8264 - Karma: 48,272
OMGGGGGG. I do this all the time in a restop I go to everytime I go skiing. there is this giant ass yeaurnal and i ga from the wall
Apr 9 2010 4:03PM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
i used to do this when i was in grade school. Just kept taking step back til i pissed on the floor haha
Apr 9 2010 4:34PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
I have  this weird feeling that some of you just like playin with your male private parts around other males and are not seeing the once in a while fun. Peestyling is not something you do daily, weekly, monthly, or plan in advance to do it. It just happens.

Please excuse this message, steeze trees or whatever your name is
Apr 9 2010 5:12PM
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Nick_P
Posts: 321 - Karma: 89
27 feet? I can piss pretty damn far, but 27 feet..whattt
Apr 9 2010 5:58PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
uncircumcised ftw! I applied to the guiness book of world records actually, havent heard back yet
Apr 9 2010 7:11PM
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