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I about had a f****ing heart attack today!

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Craze
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Sitting in school I was txting my mom because she was asking all these questions about if I knew some Alicia girl. I really didn't at all but I was thinking she was just about to gossip about someone in my school that did something drastic. So after she drops all that she txts me later saying the Sheriff came to the house and I have been summoned to court for a paternity test!!! I about dropped dead in the middle of class. She never txted me back for an hour as I was sitting there thinking about how I just fucked up my whole entire future. So then she txts me back to say she called the Sheriff and they had the wrong Tyler Smith WTF!!!!!
Apr 8 2010 3:15PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
cool story hansel
Apr 8 2010 11:08PM
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chapz
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i know this....
i just felt like making a lame joke, no need to be so rude ;)
Apr 9 2010 12:02AM
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snowaddict91
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Dude we have the same name...
Apr 9 2010 12:04AM
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00_Koda
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I loled
Apr 9 2010 12:07AM
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snowaddict91
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Dude and you're from mansfield. That's only an hour from where I grew up. Good thing i know i didn't get any girl named alicia pregnant
Apr 9 2010 12:07AM
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SteezyOhio
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like oh my gawsh that only a hour away from where i live and my girl friend goes to college at OSU mansfield!!!!!!!!!1
Apr 9 2010 12:49AM
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squibble
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yes yes but do you actually KNOW her?? why would you be worried you impregnated someone you've never met
Apr 9 2010 12:54AM
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PJS.
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yeah dude, i woulda strait up shat a brick, then collapsed in sed pile o shat
Apr 9 2010 12:57AM
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FreeskierRocco.
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haha yea i assumed mansfield MA, CT or OH, but i couldn't find a facebook from there
Apr 9 2010 12:21PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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didn't he say you a feaka-leek
Apr 9 2010 12:28PM
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neutralzombie
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hahaha

note to self; change last name.

Apr 9 2010 12:49PM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
If you could read the first sentence, I was not worried about having a kid!
Apr 9 2010 2:48PM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
You fail! Im in there somewhere
Apr 9 2010 2:50PM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! small world!
Apr 9 2010 2:51PM
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JahJahBinks
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Well if yoy peeeed in her bum then you wouldnt have to worry
Apr 9 2010 2:57PM
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eastAR5
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WHITE-TRASH
Apr 9 2010 2:59PM
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wintersway
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same
Apr 9 2010 3:53PM
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yellav
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tywellerlol
Apr 9 2010 4:49PM
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bermbuster49
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hahah wow what a relief
Apr 9 2010 4:51PM
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Craze
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Did you fuck her?
Apr 10 2010 3:00AM
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snowaddict91
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pretty sure i didn't
Apr 10 2010 3:09AM
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Abc567def
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hahaha lucky fucker eh
Apr 10 2010 3:15AM
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mnick11
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Is she a blonde because if she is then that explains everything haha
Apr 10 2010 3:18AM
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leahey
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you are lucky as dildos
Apr 10 2010 8:40AM
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tom.ch
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maybe you should change your name
Apr 10 2010 12:06PM
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