Replying to I about had a f****ing heart attack today!

Sitting in school I was txting my mom because she was asking all these questions about if I knew some Alicia girl. I really didn't at all but I was thinking she was just about to gossip about someone in my school that did something drastic. So after she drops all that she txts me later saying the Sheriff came to the house and I have been summoned to court for a paternity test!!! I about dropped dead in the middle of class. She never txted me back for an hour as I was sitting there thinking about how I just fucked up my whole entire future. So then she txts me back to say she called the Sheriff and they had the wrong Tyler Smith WTF!!!!!