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If i ever want to kill myself, now i know how i wanna do it..

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rexalicious.
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i found this fun..hahha its nice to know that it would take 98 cans of red bull to kill me. have fun with this
Apr 7 2010 7:46PM
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uni-corn
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Oh, women and using the internet.....

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine
Apr 7 2010 7:47PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
hhahahha. whoops.
Apr 7 2010 7:47PM
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Gameboy
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2354.62 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Apr 7 2010 7:49PM
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VCharette
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This site is bullshit, I would only need 1 of those to die tehehe
Apr 7 2010 7:49PM
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theblacktaco
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what kills the fastest .. i got  56 bottles of rage
Apr 7 2010 7:50PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
thanks, bookmarked for tonight
Apr 7 2010 7:51PM
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rexalicious.
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im assuming they mean one right after another..
Apr 7 2010 7:53PM
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OhMyBosh
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  • Superglue
  • Piano wire
  1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
  2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 metres short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
  3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 metres short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
  4. Glue your hands to your head so that you can't go back.
  5. Jump!

The result: at 10 metres from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 metres from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.

Apr 7 2010 7:58PM
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b-ladd
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Whoa. Only 38 NOS. That's kinda scary.
Apr 7 2010 7:58PM
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ImYoung
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people can die after even having 2 redbulls...
Apr 7 2010 7:58PM
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Merrrick
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51 bottles of redline, you have to be 18 to buy that shit in mass cause it's so horrible for you
Apr 7 2010 7:58PM
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ImYoung
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that wasnt funny at all
Apr 7 2010 7:59PM
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rexalicious.
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hahahah okay. well i just thought it was entertaining, i dont think anything is planning to test it out..
Apr 7 2010 8:01PM
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Nicholas.
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you could make this whole site so happy.....
Apr 7 2010 8:02PM
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Piste.Off
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i got 29.5 spike shooters at 150 pounds for me to die
Apr 7 2010 8:06PM
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Forkstealer
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Toxic dosage is considered to be where half the adult population would be killed by injesting that amount of substance.
Apr 7 2010 8:10PM
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uni-corn
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This is FANTASTIC.

Now I know why I have you at 10/10.
Apr 7 2010 8:11PM
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Kirsakid
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owned
Apr 7 2010 8:12PM
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Smuffy
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im a little guy, soooo 26 grande coffees at starbucks. good thing i dont like coffee.
Apr 7 2010 8:14PM
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goonsquad
Posts: 550 - Karma: 224
5150 juice is pretty fucked
Apr 7 2010 8:29PM
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Mr.Luke
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28 girls. That is all I'm going to say
Apr 7 2010 8:33PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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hey its cool, the guy who posts kiddie porn likes you, a couple of real winners.
Apr 7 2010 8:38PM
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wazawski
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a caffeine overdose would be so unpleasant...you would feel so restless that you would probably want to jump off a roof! the best way to off yourself is to take a charcoal grill into a car or sealed off room and give yourself CO poisoning
Apr 7 2010 8:41PM
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ImYoung
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the best way to kill yourself is to overdose on flinstone vitamins
Apr 7 2010 8:42PM
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3-6-steeze
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but you can die fom drinking water, haha you'd probably die from liquid consumption before caffeine overdose, not trying to sound smart, just saying
Apr 7 2010 8:52PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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59 cups of a large mcdonalds coffee and that would be it for me. Now who can figure out how much I weigh?
Apr 7 2010 9:12PM
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Jamestown
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Well, Four Loko isn't on there...
Apr 7 2010 9:15PM
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hurrisun
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ya i saw those crackhead things on their thats fucked
Apr 7 2010 9:16PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I did sprite and it said I wouldn't die since there's no caffeine.

8531.25 Hershey's Kisses for me to die. holy shit only 14 crackheads 2's and I would be done.
Apr 7 2010 9:18PM
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neutralzombie
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how much heroin?
Apr 7 2010 9:22PM
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DUKES
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i think getting shot is cheaper
Apr 7 2010 9:36PM
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Chompo.
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So crazy/wierd/scary
Apr 7 2010 10:19PM
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FerrisBueller
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LOL she weighs 115 pounds
Apr 7 2010 10:23PM
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timmi
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do that, but put a basketball hoop below you and slam dunk your own head.
Apr 7 2010 10:29PM
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RickAstley
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I like the way you think.
Apr 7 2010 11:41PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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162 Redbulls... or one gallon of milk.
Apr 7 2010 11:45PM
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Ryan*
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Lol the girl who is now my girlfriend used to drink All-City NRG. It would take 32 cans to kill me; I weigh 140, she can't possibly weigh more than 110.

OOPS.


Apr 7 2010 11:57PM
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uni-corn
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Wait, who posts CP?
Apr 7 2010 11:58PM
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PacificRimJob
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I saw this about 5 or 6 years ago on here.

Repost, but its only because my memory is amazing and i've been on this site 3 times as long as most of you.
Apr 8 2010 12:22AM
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EvanMeyer
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depends on how you do your dope if your bangin it and you cant handle your shit then you could be dead off 1 bag
Apr 8 2010 8:43AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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lots.
Apr 8 2010 10:33AM
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i0z
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198.5 cans till i get all jacked up on moutain dew
Apr 8 2010 10:33AM
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cubber
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
Apr 8 2010 12:39PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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48.25 cans of something i forgot it
Apr 8 2010 12:47PM
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vincepru
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132.23 cans of Booty Sweat + You = Death.


i love me some booty sweat. nothin better than swamp ass in my mouth to start the day
Apr 8 2010 1:45PM
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rigzz
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Gulp down 29.25 bottles of Redline Power Rush and you're history.

I weigh 150. May that be the fastest?
Apr 8 2010 1:58PM
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feihlination
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hey, funny shit blablabla, but there is one major fail in it. wouldnt the ankle also be sliced off? my endresult is that you would be found on the floor, possibly beneath a kindergarden or so, with your head off and glued to your head and your own severed foot kicking your balls.

serious cat and shit coming
Apr 8 2010 2:39PM
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Ryan*
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No, Crackheads 2 is the fastest...17 bars for you.
Apr 9 2010 1:10AM
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squibble
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i guarantee the piano wire would slice off you ankles, youd have to use parachord, and even that would snap something
Apr 9 2010 1:13AM
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eastcoastplanker
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yeah bullshit that 178.50 exedrine migrane pills i bet just about anyone would die around 20ish..

Apr 9 2010 1:20AM
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