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Peestyling

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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Peeing freestyle. Invented officially 04/07/2010 by Nate Tryman.

I was peeing using my right hand to hold, and preceded to lift my left leg over the stream while peeing. I'm guessing I was lucky so it might be a while before I try this again. Start inventing tricks.
Apr 7 2010 4:21PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
I afterbang, when urinating. Just saying.
Apr 7 2010 4:23PM
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karmagod
Posts: 925 - Karma: 11
'Over and under'

Turn around with your back to the toilet and pee through your legs. This kinda requires no pants though.
Apr 7 2010 4:24PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
another quality NSG thread
Apr 7 2010 4:26PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
I like the integrity.
Apr 7 2010 4:27PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
Messy and steezy.
Apr 7 2010 4:31PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
I lay flat on my back and arch my stream over my head
Apr 7 2010 4:34PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Care to show some go pro footy? Just don't record your winky and we're golden.
Apr 7 2010 4:37PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Regular afterbang is so steezy, and clean. Switch afterbang..that might be kinda weird.
Apr 7 2010 4:40PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
i now have to pee. ill so what i get
Apr 7 2010 4:48PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
If you try it you better not push it and try heavy heading, you might get caught in a stray stream.
Apr 7 2010 4:48PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
switch japan grab and pee through the hold in ur legs backwords followed by an afterbang to shake it and heavyhead to pull up the pants
Apr 7 2010 4:51PM
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dylanb
Posts: 379 - Karma: 86
i have been going out in the woods and peeing while repeatedly shouting and spinning in circle for months
Apr 7 2010 4:52PM
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MADDECENT
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This is amazing.

Page 1 by the way
Apr 7 2010 4:54PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

its all about finding a bathroom with a lot of urinals with no dividers in between them.  start off on one side, and as you pee walk from one end to the other (side stepping of course), the tricky part is you have to start and stop the stream so you dont get any on the wall

or you could just start in one urinal, and walk backwards as far as you can so your stream still lands in the urinal, but get ready to run forwards because when the pressure shuts off, it shuts off fast

Apr 7 2010 4:55PM
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mysticllamarider
Posts: 343 - Karma: 4
I did a backflip while peeing once, i landed, opened my mouth to shout "YES!" and was strangled with my own urine
Apr 7 2010 4:55PM
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ImYoung
Posts: 120 - Karma: 47
i 3'd off the ledge of my bathtub and then peed while afterbanging
Apr 7 2010 7:38PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i stand on top of the tank, and arch my wizz straight up and then gravity takes over
Apr 7 2010 7:41PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Oh my god, sigged. This made me laugh uncontrollably for a long tiime
Apr 7 2010 7:45PM
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LiamMcKinley
Posts: 865 - Karma: 2,771
hahahhahahahahha
Apr 7 2010 7:47PM
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butteredjohnson
Posts: 558 - Karma: 113
hmm im gunna try a japan 3 next time i take a shit, or even more challenging, while i urinate
Apr 7 2010 7:51PM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
im goin try a standing backflip while peeing
Apr 7 2010 7:53PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
switch walking whilst peeing. it entertains me on my way home from a friends house
Apr 7 2010 7:54PM
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MAC.D
Posts: 5654 - Karma: 344
stand on top of the toilet bowl and pee in
Apr 7 2010 7:54PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Lincoln loop with the point of rotation at the penis. So the stream doesn't even move.
Apr 7 2010 7:57PM
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AgentOrange11
Posts: 470 - Karma: 15
you sir, just made my day
Apr 7 2010 8:01PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
i removed my toilet lid from the hinges so i can ollie it off the seat instead of lifting
Apr 7 2010 8:01PM
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Forkstealer
Posts: 508 - Karma: 16
stop the flow, walk around, and start again 10 times in a row. CLAIM!
Apr 7 2010 8:03PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
it's a great time to practise grabs. Let the bowl take your wait, and throw down.
Apr 7 2010 8:05PM
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rickroller
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this
Apr 7 2010 8:05PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
wouldn't that constrict the flow of the urine? And hurt.
Apr 7 2010 8:07PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Round two? Let's see what I come up with.
Apr 7 2010 8:55PM
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Jamestown
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No, I can Lincoln loop just standing normally. So i keep peeing, flow pointed into urinal, lincolin, land back to my feet.
Apr 7 2010 8:56PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
i just stopped and started over and over again.....



to the tune of Jingle Bells, motherfuckers.
Apr 7 2010 8:57PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
bathroom is just practice. take it to the mountain
Apr 7 2010 8:58PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
this thread makes me happy
Apr 7 2010 9:00PM
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elemeno89
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i call it the recycler. 
Apr 7 2010 9:01PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
This made me lawl hard.
Apr 7 2010 9:05PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
you all suck. I could beat every single one of you in a pissing match, here's how:

I'm not circumsized, so I take my foreskin and hold it above my head, and hold it closed with my right hand in a tight A-OK position. Then, I begin to piss, using my foreskin as a bag of urine, that I then squeeze (while simultaneously loosening my A-OK grip ever so slightly) creating a golden shower that, on flat ground with no wind, I have pissed in excess of 27 feet. I should video it (from behind) and post it or something.
Apr 7 2010 9:08PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
ew
Apr 7 2010 9:10PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2886 - Karma: 721
Press your hands and feet against either side of the room so you are horizontal and then pee into the toilet. Followed with a great deal of afterbang
Apr 7 2010 9:10PM
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spruitm
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It's a little different, but whenever I pee I try to take up as much surface area as possible.  So if after we die, the scores are added up, I bet I would win for my pee touching the most area.
Any urinal I go to I always make sure I spray across from top to bottom and when I'm at the bar, on the walls.  I also try to pee outside as much as possible, spraying wildly
Apr 7 2010 9:12PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
Pissing in the toilet at home, no hands... Without holding ur dick.. and then try shaking it up
Apr 7 2010 9:13PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
been doin this since day 1
Apr 7 2010 9:16PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
while i peestyle, i perfer to tuck it between my legs. and go backwards
Apr 7 2010 9:19PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
hmm this sounds a lot like me and my friends, natet did that in my drive way like 5 days ago
Apr 7 2010 9:19PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
day one man, I was doing some sick moves I can only sort of pull off today.
My favorite one was called "cry and piss in my mother's face"
Apr 7 2010 9:20PM
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spruitm
Posts: 2221 - Karma: 1,069
oh, and since were talking about peeing, cant forget about this


Apr 7 2010 9:24PM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
sorry bro, its already a thing, i get flow for peestyling, u should check my edits :)
Apr 7 2010 9:36PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
I'm suprised that no envyous females have replied to this thread with dissapointment
Apr 7 2010 9:41PM
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