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SURFACE SKIS HATES MY FRIEND.

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Bangs.
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My friend a.k.a cool.story.bro, being the sticker whore that he is sent a mass email to evry major ski company out there and said he was "dedicated" and bought all of thier gear from the start of thier company. So surface read this mass email and had this to say:

Thanks for writing. For future requests when you send the same email to multiple companies please use the bcc tab so nobody sees all the others on your email list. If you really went with all of us since the beginning then you own a ton of different skis and I'm curious how you ski all of them. Anyway thanks for writing and of you send a SASE I'll send you stickers.

Apr 6 2010 9:51PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
what an idiot. i would hate him too if i saw all the contacts he sent the e-mail to. he deserves it for being so dumb.
Apr 6 2010 9:52PM
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chad.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 27
souds like your friends a fucking idiot.
Apr 6 2010 9:53PM
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eheath
Posts: 61590 - Karma: 122,953
Bahahah, sounds like mike/rob owned this kid, but yet is still gonna hook him up.
Apr 6 2010 9:53PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahah


thats awesome
Apr 6 2010 9:53PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
pwned!
Apr 6 2010 9:54PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
FUCK.MY.LIFE.
Apr 6 2010 9:54PM
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ROOS.
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Apr 6 2010 9:54PM
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T-Holt
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What an idiot.
Apr 6 2010 9:54PM
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teleTay
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 186
yes

"your straight up retarded...but you can still have some stickers"
Apr 6 2010 9:55PM
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J-Evs
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Apr 6 2010 9:56PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
fuck it

but basically
he got owned
ahahhahah
Apr 6 2010 9:57PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
hahahahhahahaaha pwnd
Apr 6 2010 9:58PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Haha that's funny shit actually! Go surface
Apr 6 2010 10:00PM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46
I lold'
Apr 6 2010 10:04PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
gently remove your tampon
Apr 6 2010 10:07PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,632
Haha what an idiot.  You guys know that if you actually tell the truth and don't lie they are still going to send you stickers, and possibly more because you will actually be telling them the truth rather than teh bullshit that every other kids sends them.
Apr 6 2010 10:08PM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
ahh man I can only imagine the lol's going on in the office when they got this email.
Apr 6 2010 10:10PM
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Gnarshred
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haha LOL at him thinking they care if he's dedicated to the company to give him stickers!
Apr 6 2010 10:14PM
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WaterBottle
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Seems as if there are some trendsters in the building ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Apr 6 2010 10:22PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Sounds like you're in the hot seat! haha
Apr 6 2010 10:25PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
hahaha
Apr 6 2010 10:28PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
tru
Apr 6 2010 10:28PM
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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14

WHO DOESNT WANT FREEE STICKERZZzzZzZzZZZZZZZZZZZ

Apr 6 2010 10:29PM
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HowNeatIsThat
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 112
i'd do the same thing surface did.
Apr 6 2010 10:29PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
stupid kid
Apr 6 2010 10:34PM
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MADDECENT
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What a dumbey
Apr 6 2010 11:06PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
hahahahahahaha i love it when people get calmly owned
Apr 6 2010 11:10PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
OWNED!
Apr 6 2010 11:12PM
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CSpruit
Posts: 368 - Karma: 55
haha what an idiot i wouldnt send him any stickers either
Apr 6 2010 11:22PM
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dreadyboy
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cool story. bro.
Apr 6 2010 11:23PM
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Malcolm
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hahaha best post ever
Apr 6 2010 11:28PM
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B-runge
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mike or rob owned him good
Apr 6 2010 11:36PM
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mr_slave
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Apr 6 2010 11:39PM
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jeremy.g
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haha what a douche. just send any company a SASE and they will send you stickers. no need to grovel on your knees for a handout and completely make shit up.
Apr 7 2010 1:32AM
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Jordan
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Epic.


Apr 7 2010 1:37AM
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h_bar
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You're friend is an idiot. You sir, are a genious posting this.
Apr 7 2010 1:40AM
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KevCur
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Apr 7 2010 2:33AM
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Abc567def
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hahahahhaha, kids a total dumbass
Apr 7 2010 2:39AM
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Larz-the-Ninja
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OP, your friend has an IQ of 38, which means he is mentally retarded.
Apr 7 2010 10:32AM
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shintastic48
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What would be funny is if this kid really did own every piece of ski gear.
Apr 7 2010 11:17AM
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applejuice.
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dear prontocuts.com,
make me stickers!! i would like jiberish, redbull, newschoolers, first drop, oakley, line, and any other brand that would make me look like a legit skier with an awesome sticker collection.

i want them by friday!




lolololololololololololololol @ dumb ns kids.
Apr 7 2010 11:27AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Do you want a custom red bull helmet too? We just got a fresh batch
Apr 7 2010 11:53AM
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Armanzoid
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Hahaha I love Mike.
Apr 7 2010 11:56AM
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.Asain-Skiier
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So if I email Surface saying how I want stickers but I am too lazy to send an sase would I get stickers?
Apr 7 2010 12:06PM
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geteducated
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you're doing it wrong man.  this method works 60% percent of the time, everytime.


SEND ME STICKERS OR I KILL THIS FUCKING DOG

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Apr 7 2010 1:00PM
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annex_
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hahahah what!
Apr 7 2010 6:27PM
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C.Wood
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can't be said any better,
he deserves that email from all of the companies
Apr 7 2010 6:31PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
lol you are describing the back of my car, except for the oakley and redbull stickers, I dont have those
Apr 7 2010 6:39PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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seems like you're a retard
Apr 7 2010 6:44PM
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skiminnesota
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bahahaha OWNED


someones gotta learn their way around emailing. lololol
Apr 7 2010 7:40PM
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