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ShitMyDadSays on Twitter

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OnePlank
Posts: 1212 - Karma: 60
this guy lives with his dad, who' like 75, and he says some funny ass shit, check it out

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Apr 5 2010 2:01AM
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[tightpants]
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 17
"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."

hahaha I hope my dad says shit like this when he's 75
Apr 5 2010 2:08AM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
hahahaha

"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised."

"There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic."


Apr 5 2010 2:14AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
"No presents goddamit. I'm turning 74. I don't need you to commemorate that with a fucking Barnes and Noble gift card."
Apr 5 2010 2:43AM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
shits hilarious, I read them all
Apr 5 2010 2:54AM
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Goglines
Posts: 429 - Karma: 303
lmao i just did too fuckin hilarious. 
Apr 5 2010 2:58AM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
I was pissed there wasn't anymore
Apr 5 2010 3:05AM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
hahaha best

"Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty."
Apr 5 2010 3:09AM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
pink names everywhere.... back to the kitchen ladies
Apr 5 2010 3:19AM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
rude
Apr 5 2010 3:47AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Hey, less bitchin', more kitchen.
Apr 5 2010 4:40AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
There was also @shitbrogansays, which I think was Brogan's twitter, or someone chronicling the stuff he said. Pretty funny, but is disabled now i beleive.
Apr 5 2010 5:04AM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss."

haha
Apr 5 2010 6:09AM
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[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40

thta guy is so funny. he doesn't update to often, but when he does it's hilarious

Apr 5 2010 6:21AM
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