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Passed out in my van last night Woke up this morning and pounded the rest of my vodka and went back home. Gonna eat a snickers ice cream barabout 12 hours ago via Tweetie
Woke up and puked. Made a plate of cheeto nachos and a tall glass of mountain dew and vodka. Gonna watch point break7:13 AM Apr 3rd via Tweetie
Hired. I start delivering pizzas in my van next week. Theres no way this job can be worse than quiznos. Gonna steal mad pizzas2:38 PM Apr 2nd via Tweetie
At a gas station eating a microwave cheeseburger for breakfast, buying some smokes. Paying in change. I gotta hit up a coinstar or something9:21 AM Apr 2nd via Tweetie
Drinking tall cans of king cobra and smoking a joint with the deedge behind 7-eleven. Gonna steal the broom thats back here, ours is shit2:15 PM Apr 1st via Tweetie
Gonna hit up taco bell then go smoke weed and play video games with the deedge. Might call pizza place to see if I got the job11:20 AM Apr 1st via Tweetie
Stayed at dump girls last night. Woke up before she did and looked around her place. Nothing interesting so I poured a drink and watched tv11:18 AM Apr 1st via Tweetie
going over to dump girls for a movie. im bringing darkman on vhs and my flask. said she wants to watch twilight or some shit, we'll see...6:14 PM Mar 31st via web
eating a can of cake frosting, watching bad boys 22:48 PM Mar 29th via web
Got a call back for a job interview tomorrow for a pizza delivery gig. This will be sick cuz I can steal pizzas1:41 PM Mar 29th via Tweetie
Got dump girl to pay for my breakfast. She seemed surprised when I pulled out my flask of cutty sark and emptied it into my glass. Good meal2:26 PM Mar 28th via Tweetie
Meeting dump girl for breakfast. Gonna try and get her to pay for my food7:17 AM Mar 28th via Tweetie
Microwaved some popcorn shrimp. Hanging out drinking old crow watching shit on tv, living.
